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Nobody’s Email: A Fine Joke to Tell At the Pub on St. Patty’s Day!

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Ah…it’s a wee bit o’ Irish luck I had to day, to geet a feeen joke about that blarney of a tooter, Nancy Pelosi on St. Patty’s Day! Remember lads and lasses to drive carefully on this lovely Irish spring of a day, and drink a toast to al’ de nobodies in the world, and be sure and tel ya local libby this heree joke for to tell at da pub!kris 67

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Clever Catholics-St. Nancy Pelosi!

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C, an aide to the former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”

Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”

The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”St. Patty's Day

As Pelosi’s aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Nancy Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation,

“While Nancy Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some: the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to the tenets of the Church and she tends to flip- flop on many issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit- wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using he wealth to lie to the American people.  She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”

The Cardinal concluded, “But, when compared with President Obama, Nancy Pelosi is a saint.”

March 16, 2013 - Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | ,

1 Comment »

  1. Pelosi would have made a fine witch. Fit for the stake. Now it is wit rather than fire used to get rid of these wicked people. Maybe Biden could make it a pair.


    Comment by Amfortas | March 16, 2013 | Reply

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