Joyanna Adams

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How Much ‘value’ Do You Have?

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What’s the biggest difference between liberals and conservatives?Obama wealth

Liberals think all human beings can be socially engineered to their own ideas of utopia—-conservatives want to stick with what has worked in the past. Liberals are idealists, conservatives are pragmatists.

In the book, The Storm Before the Calm, A New Humanity Manifesto, Neale Donald Walsch has just the way to get all humanity to get along:

Wealth will be redefined, with enormous consequences for society. What humans strive for, what humans work for, will have nothing to do with the accumulation of money, but rather the accumulation of value within their lives, for their families and for humanity as a whole.

Nobody Says: Accumulation of ‘value’? Who decides what is of value? What if some people think they are more ‘valuable’ than others?

The redefining of wealth will also produce a new kind of currency. Equal Value Exchange Credits (evecs) will be a new currency denomination, and it will take the form of any exchange, not merely the exchange of paper or coins of financial accounting credits, which brings equal value to both sides in a transaction. Those who do “Gods’ work” to earn more than modes amounts money without being made wrong.

Nobody Says. “Ha ha ha…who gets to decide who is doing ‘God’s’ work and therefore gets more “Equal Value Credits?” Is Nancy Pelosi’s work in Congress ‘God’s’ work?wealth dis

Originally the purpose of economics was not to make a profit. The original purpose was simply to establish a system under which people could trade with each other, exchanging their goods and sharing their abilities, so that the entire community could survive. There is enough of everything we need for all of us to be truly happy and all we have to do is find a way to share it.

Nobody Says: Will Obama share Air Force One with me? And besides, this is communism 101…Hey…I saw Doctor Zhivago..TWICE!

What a bunch of malarkey. Mr. Walsch has been regurgitating the Future Shock of Alvin Toffler.

Mr. Walsch, like many liberals who would NEVER dare share their wealth, is busy writing another one of his utopian books as we speak, and someone somewhere, will buy this, and dream of a world where everybody will all have free everything.

Hey, I have an old guitar I want to trade…and I want a month’s worth of lobster.

What? Not a fair trade?

Okay. I’ll throw in my old Willie Nelson records.

You don’t have a record player?

What? I’m trading you the value of a guitar which will get you a lifetime of pleasure and that FAR outweighs the value of a month’s worth of succulent Lobsters!

As you can see, this won’t work. Everything has a different value to everyone else. I can’t help it you can’t play guitar.

These people are totally nuts, and Mr. Walsch can just go on back to having his conversation with God…until he finds out, it’s NOT God who is talking to him.Spread the wealth

 

 

September 13, 2014 Posted by | communism, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Belated R.I.P—- Joan Rivers

Nobody Gets Email—

In honor of Joan Rivers passing…I think it’s only right that I post a few Jewish Jokes. We don’t think about it much, but MOST of America’s greatest comics were (and are)  Jews:Joan Rivers

Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Victor Borge, Woody Allen, Joan Rivers, Lenny Bruce, George Burns, Allan Sherman, Jerry Lewis, Peter Sellers, Carl Reiner, Shelley Berman, Gene Wilder, George Jessel, Alan King, Mel Brooks, Phil Silvers, Jack Carter, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Jack Benny  Mansel Rubenstein

(And to Joan from me: Of course you shouldn’t have called Michelle a Tramy…remember what happened in 1942? —-What? )

And so, Enjoy a few more Jewish Jokes and have a toast the next time you’re out telling jokes–to a very funny lady. We are going to MISS her.

(Thanks to Kris)


Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?

A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.


Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?

A: Because Jewish women don’t like anything that isn’t 20% off.


 Short summary of every Jewish holiday: cute kid five

They tried to kill us. We won.  Let’s eat. 


Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the  street and said, “Lady, I haven’t eaten in three days.”

“Force yourself,” she replied.


Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: (Sigh) “Don’t bother. I’ll sit in the dark. I don’t want to be a nuisance to anybody.”


The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like  Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is

Not Now.


There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins.  In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.


Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it.


 

 

 

 

 

 

September 13, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

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