Nobody Knows What Golf Course Obama Will Be On When Isis Hits

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It’s another week and the infelicitous world is exploding in chaos: Putin bragging about his nukes, ISIS bragging about their beheadings, Christians being slaughtered—Hillary is still in the poorhouse, and Joe Biden is still in the middle class. Nobody Knows whatever happened to Ferguson, Mo…which seems to be the least of our worries now…compared to what’s coming.

Yes, the question on MY nobody mind is: What IS coming? And right away, Glenn Beck had the answer: Hillary.

It seems Glenn Beck knows some people who work for Hillary Clinton, and her strategy is going to be that she will take us all back to the good times of Bill Clinton.

 “And this is what made me say, ‘Oh, my gosh, she’s going to win,’” Beck said. “Pat and I both have said in the past, ‘I would so gladly take Bill Clinton right now. Don’t those years seem simple and good [compared to today]?’”

Well Glenn—I don’t know what you and Stu were DOING during Bill Clinton’s years in office, but if you were not paying attention to all the damage those two did–maybe you should start asking around because obviously you were both somewhere else.  Maybe you should start reminding the people just how corrupt these two are, and how the ONLY reason that the economy was good during Bill Canton’s 8 years, was due to the success of Ronald Reagan and the TECH revolution. The rest of the country was being downsized.

Nobody Knows how nobody wants to hear such stuff from Glenn Beck—it does nothing but downsize any optimism to fight her we might have.

Thanks Glenn—maybe you should just give up.

And speaking of downsized…

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Nobody Knows why the Federal Reserve is mad at the American People. After all, we bailed you guys out, didn’t we? Yes, all you nobodies out there—the Fed wants you to

QUIT HOARDING YOUR MONEY!

NetNex—-“So why did the monetary base increase not cause a proportionate increase in either the general price level or (gross domestic product)?” economist Yi Wen and associate Maria A. Arias asked in the St. Louis Fed paper. “The answer lies in the private sector’s dramatic increase in their willingness to hoard money instead of spend it. Such an unprecedented increase in money demand has slowed down the velocity of money.”

This takes brass…okay, this takes a lot of nerve. The Federal reserve PRINTS money for the government, thereby devaluing our dollar with every passing day, in order to keep the big boys stocks up…and where if we don’t hoard our money, we will find we don’t have any money for gas and food. Not to mention, now we really DO have to pay for our medical care. Before Obamacare, we had low deductibles.

What…are they nuts?

I also have to hoard. I have dogs to feed.

What in the world did they think was going to happen when we “saved’ the banks? They robbed us, and now they’re mad that we aren’t spending money we don’t have?

Can I have a vowel for that phrase I’m NOT going to say?

And speaking of things that aren’t being said…

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Nobody Knows how Hillary can run on her actions as Secretary of State: Has anybody noticed that Obama and Hillary’s great work in Libya is REALLY paying off?

And it’s not just the swimming pool they love…

Washington Free Becon; Islamist militias in Libya took control of nearly a dozen commercial jetliners last month, and western intelligence agencies recently issued a warning that the jets could be used in terrorist attacks across North Africa.

“Anyone who has ever flown over Saudi Arabia at night can see refineries like Yanbu lit up like Christmas trees against the blackness of the desert,” Rubin said. “One Saudi security officer once told me that they would only have about 90 seconds to shoot down a hijacked plane from the time it left international airspace to impact in one of the region’s most important refineries.”

So Nobody Knows if one of those airplanes is going to be used as a weapon on 9/11, and we will soon have to hoard even MORE money to pay for our gas…from an attack with a stolen plane—-and that’s why the Saudi Kings are screaming about us.

And speaking of 9/11

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Nobody Knows how many ISIS are here in the United States planning to bomb us, inside our own borders…

Islamic State (ISIS) cells are already in the United States, and some of them have entered by crossing the Mexican border says former CIA agent Bob Baer. “People who do this for a living are very alarmed,” Baer said. The Obama administration is unable to locate 6,000 foreign nationals who have entered the United States on student visas, raising concerns about the government’s ability to track potential terror suspects who may already be in the country. “My greatest concern is that they could be doing anything,” Peter Edge, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement official who oversees investigations into visa violators, told ABC News. “Some of them could be here to do us harm

Yes, Nobody Knows what to expect next week…but be assured that the media will be more concerned with…sex.

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Nobody Knows why movie stars are so stupid. If you upload your naked butt onto the web—can you really complain if someone sees it? Yes, some movie stars are upset at Apple for not protecting their naked body photos.

And WHY are millions of people giving Ricky Gervais so much trouble about the obvious stupidity of these people?

“Celebrities make it harder for hackers to get nude pic of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of you on your computer”  

On the other hand, Nobody Knows if this wasn’t just planned to restart some languishing careers. It wouldn’t be the first time, would it?

Hugh Hefner, is old hat. Pretty soon, we will be seeing naked 3D on our cell phones and everybody will think Playboy is as outdated as Tarzan and Jane in the jungle.

Next week, we will surely continue on the endless journey of American ignorance, proof of which, resides in on the golf course.

(He’s not in the White House…don’t bother looking.)

September 3, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Banks, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, Uncategorized | Glenn Beck, Hillary, Isis, Obama