Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: Putin, Bush, and the Queen in Hell

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I wonder who thought THIS one up? (Ha!)absentee ballot
(Thanks to Kris)
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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
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While there, they spot a red phone and ask what it’s for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
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Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes and when she is finished, the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
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Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished, the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic, and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
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The Devil smiles and replies, “Since Obama took over, the country’s gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
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rim shot.
 

September 28, 2014 - Posted by | humor, Uncategorized |

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