Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Flashes Politically Un-Correct Joke

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The subject of ‘mental’ illness is being discussed now, due to Obama wanting to use that to get rid of the 2nd amendment, and if they succeed on just that point, that the mentally ill should not be able to get a gun, most of the government would NOT be able to carry weapons.

But, when was that last time they were held to the same laws as the rest of us?dog smile

On that note, a joke from a reader…about the same subject:

Enjoy! Or not.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

Arch and Jan were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Arch suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Jan promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Jan’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Jan the news she said, ‘Jan,  I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love… I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Arch hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’

Jan replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.

How soon can I go home?’

Happy Mental Health Day!

You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend… Done my part!!!

 

October 10, 2015 Posted by | Gun Control, humor, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

   

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