Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Reviews Batman VS Superman and Other Aliens

Nobody’s Opinion

Everybody have a nice Easter? Mine was all around pretty good. Went to see the Superman VS the Batman, who, by the way, looked like a giant cartoon character out of the Lego movie. His eyes now light up.

.I kept saying, “So WHAT? I’m lost. What…what’s going on? I don’t get it.” —throughout the movie.Batman and Superman

Let’s just say the editor was a bit drunk. I said to my husband, “Maybe the good scenes were left on the cutting room floor.” And he said, “Maybe those WERE the good scenes.”

What was my family’s comments afterward?

My husband’s was, “Did you notice how Wonder Woman’s boobs got bigger when she put on her uniform?” And the three women in the family argued about whether Ben Affleck’s body could EVER morph into the big muscles that he displayed without his Superman costume on.

My sister-in-law said, “Oh yes…that was him. They build up his body for the movie.”

And I said, “No way. That was photo shopped. Have you SEEN that body in the tabloids? He’s about as flabby as the rest of us. He drinks too much beer. No way.”

Which shows you how much the movie impressed us. Then my sister-in-law claimed that Superman and his Lois Lane had a child, and where was it? And so the arguments went into everybody trying to remember what Superman movie did THAT happen, and nobody could remember…so if nothing else the movie confused us on the historical RECORD of Superman events. I kept saying I remember them making him gay in the Comics…but nobody else remembered that.

I will say this: Ben Affleck does NOT become Bruce Wayne. He becomes, Ben Affleck in a 60 ton suit. He has the emotional range of a cucumber.

After the movie tonight I learned that I’ll have to deal with the death of Darryl in the Walking Dead. Yes, you go to the movies to ESCAPE politics, and the gloom and doom of news…and do they let you?

NO!Aleins four

And speaking of the walking dead…Hillary Clinton, once again is bringing up the subject of aliens:

“It may be the only way to unite this increasingly divided world of ours … think about all the differences among people of Earth would seem small if we feel threatened by a space invader,” Clinton said.

“That’s the whole theory of ‘Independence Day. Everybody gets together and makes nice.”

WHAT? Oh sure….Isis and Al Quada will stop blowing up Christians. We’d all be down here pointing at the middle east to the aliens and going…take care of them will ya? Just zap them with something. Come on, you know they are cockroaches of the universe…go ahead.

And speaking of aliens..

What American President says this when speaking to Argentina’s youth…?

“ I think for your generation, you should be practical and just choose from what works. You don’t have to worry about whether it really fits into socialist theory or capitalist theory. You should just decide what works,” he added.

Yep. Take your pick: Capitalism or socialism? ….Socialism has never worked anywhere on the planet, but your President thinks it does.Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders

Are you worried yet?

After that comment it’s clear what’s going on. What the world elite REALLY want is Hillary to be President, and Bernie Sanders to be her Vice President….then you have the best of both worlds: Crony fascistic capitalist, and a socialist communist!

What could go wrong?

Whatever. Hillary lost the last three states to Bernie who slaughtered her in Alaska, Hawaii, and Wisconsin, where the white privilege live.

But Hillary has the black vote so Bernie is going after…the Indians!

Sanders now appealing to Native Americans. He says Native Americans were treated “absolutely disgracefully” before “we became a country.” He says “they were lied to” and “treaties that were negotiated in good faith were broken.” He says we owe the “Native American people more than we can repay them.” He says he trailed Clinton by 60 points when the campaign started and now a national poll has him leading by a point.

I think we need a couple of sex scandals with Hillary or Bernie.Glenn Beck

Wait. Who would have sex with either one of them?

For that matter, who would have sex with Ted Cruz?

I can think of one person: Glenn Beck. Glenn would get down on his knees for the man..

And he has.

Enough? Yes, let’s put our colored Easter Eggs all in one basket of crazy…because the men in power have all lost their frigging minds, along with some deranged parents in Connecticut at an Easter Egg hunt…and the Pope has lost his communist mind

Batman…is back.

March 28, 2016 - Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | ,

2 Comments »

  1. My husband is the one who is hooked on all the Marvel sitcoms. If let to me, I would probably watch C-Span book channel. But, being as he is gone most of the day, it’s the least I can do but watch them with him.

    Glad you had a wonderful Easter! I’ve noticed that more often than not, it rains on Easter, but kids will find a way to hide eggs in the house won’t they?

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    Comment by Joyanna Adams | March 31, 2016 | Reply

  2. Easter was lovely – -peaceful and blessed, with a lot of rain that probably put a “damper” (pun intended) on the Easter Egg Hunts that were planned for the little ones. We did Easter Vigil Mass, Saturday night; afraid two-and-a-half hours was about all I could handle. My daughter and I had planned to see “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2”, but were too tired by the end of the day! As for Batman, Robin, Wonder Woman, Superman, the Walking Dead- – guess I outgrew those too many years ago!

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    Comment by madmemere | March 28, 2016 | Reply


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