I’ve got a brand new computer, a brand new keyboard, a brand new book called “Windows 10 for Dummies” (over 8,459,34 pages) and like most new things, I’m going every other minute…WTF did I do?
For instance, I just found out that you can have two desktops, each with two different apps floating around the bottom, and the book said to put the weather app in one desktop and the mail app in the OTHER desktop. Cool. I did that. Not that I would EVER need two desktops, but then again, Bill Clinton didn’t really need Monica now did he?
Then it said to move the weather app from Desktop two, over to Desktop one, and it would be great. So, I tried it, and low and behold, the whole weather app disappeared.
Take about panic. My weather app is more accurate than the National Weather service, who said they truly knew last weekend that the blizzard petered out, but somebody in high power, decided to strand all those poor people in airports. Not their fault.
I’m sure, the order came from John McCain.
Thank god the weather app came back after I restarted the computer. When in doubt, just restart…unless of course you have some sinister John McCain operative trying to wreak your hard drive. I purposely blamed John McCain because today, I got over 20 calls from the same guy who, when I answered, just breathed heavily in Farsi.
As we ALL know, you cannot blame a Muslim for anything, least Allah comes down and decides to take your weather app.
So, now you know…I’m computer retarded, and I blame that on Thomas Edison, who thought memorizing things was stupid, and if you wanted to know something, you should just look it up. And that’s how he tortured his kids. He made THEM look up everything for him.
I can’t tell you how much I missed this past…how long was I gone? No matter.
John McCain needs to find a hobby, like, cleaning up those admirals who held big parties with prostitutes and….wasting the taxpayers money.
No doubt, he was there.
Can you tell I’ve been festering about McCain?
Okay. Enough. The good news is I’ll be trying to post, more, although I’m short on pictures…don’t ask. Long story.
Here’s the only one I have.
The bad news is this new keyboard feels like it needs to be oiled. It has buttons on it that evidently edit film, cook bacon, and bring you coffee.
I do have some opinions about Obamacare TWO rollout–tomorrow.
I must say, it’s good to be back.