Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody’s Flashes Email: Because I Need a Break from the News

Nobody Gets Email

I can’t help it…I posted this because of the oxygen question….and wouldn’t you like to know who does this in the shower?

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kris)


THOUGHTS FROM THE SHOWER

  • If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.
  • Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

  • What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

  • If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

  • Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?

  • Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?

  • Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

  • Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

  • The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims.”

  • Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

  • 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

  • Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

  • The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

  • If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.

  • Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

  • If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

  • If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day.” (It does fall on a Tuesday)-

 

July 28, 2017 - Posted by | humor, Uncategorized |

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