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Nobody’s Email: North Korea Super Heroes

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Here’s a picture you don’t see often….I thought this was funny.

(Thanks to Kris)


North Korea Super Heroes

These guys are tough. I don’t remember any wars they’ve had in over 60 years, so these medals must be for heroism in marching, posturing, kissing butt, clapping and dancing!.
These North Korean officers could easily be defeated with a giant magnet …

June 30, 2017 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Comparing the 1st Congress to the Last

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When John Adams went to the first assembly of the Continental Congress, he wrote a letter to his wife, and had THIS to say, about the members of Congress:

I am determined to write freely to you at this time.

The fidgets, the whims, the caprice, the vanity, the superstition, the irritability of some of us is enough to ….” he wrote, and complained bitterly of the position into which Congress had got itself—“between hawk and buzzard” …by its delay and incompetence.”  John Adams

Unfortunately, these letters were intercepted by the British on their way to Boston from Philadelphia, and published.

While, that did NOT make him very popular with the member of Congress, no man was on more committees. He was the real founder of the Navy, and was chairmen of no less than 25 committees, all which had to be invented from scratch.

And the task of forcing the Declaration through Congress fell wholly on Adams.

He was the hardest working member of Congress, and without John Adams, George Washington would not have stepped on the stage.

And yet, no monument for Adams in Washington D.C…which tells you how the buzzards controlled history.

John was the American nobody, who, with hard work, and guts, and wisdom, brought the country to birth. He was the quintessence of the American spirit, which still survives to this day.

This nobody believes, that he would have the VERY same words about our Congress were he alive today.

The very same words. Only, today, they might be worse.

Trust me…. he would make President Trump seem tame.

 

June 29, 2017 Posted by | American History, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

CNN: Making Money off of President Trump…That’s all!

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Everybody has heard the expression: “Follow the Money.” And nine times out of ten, if you follow who benefits monetarily from anything, you will find the truth.

Somebody is getting rich. Most of the time, it’s not you or me.

So, let’s take some problems and see where we get if we use the expression, “Follow the Money.”

Take the ‘fake’ news outrage that has been going on for a year as a prime example.

Make anything sensational, and it sells. Every time there is a thunderstorm anywhere on the planet, it becomes the next possible Armageddon. Why? So people will stay glued to their TV sets.

When I was growing up, the weatherman would say, “We’ll have some thunderstorms tonight, and tomorrow, more sunshine.” Okay. No big deal.

Now, it’s “THE THUNDERSTORM IS APPROACHING FROM THE WEST, AND THERE might BE HAIL AND DAMAGING WINDS, AND DANGEROUS LIGHTING!” Be afraid…do NOT go anywhere least you die. Cancel everything!

YES! Stay home and watch the ads on TV.

And floods, we have had way too many since Obama got chemtrail happy. But, floods, are nothing new. Even Mark Twain remarked about the great flood of the Mississippi, in 1927 where he noticed that the cows would drown because they refused to move. The horses on the other hand, would get out-of-the-way. Back then, they didn’t have Al Gore telling them it was the end of the world.

Al Gore has become a very rich man, selling doomsday and fear on a natural occurring phenomenon: mother nature and weather.

Peace doesn’t sell. Happiness, won’t sell. Only conflict.

Conflict. It makes a lot of people a lot of money, doesn’t it? Al Sharpton sure made a nice living off ‘race.’
And the divide between the two parties, which give us a do-nothing government, is making GREAT revenues for just about everybody in the media. They are getting very rich getting nothing done, aren’t they? Congress just shortened their working days. Obamacare, can’t be repealed.

It’s too complicated: Stay tuned. Everybody is fighting over it. It might take YEARS…in the meantime…stay tuned!

From Rush Limbaugh, to CNN…conflict. Conflict sells…it’s now sells ads better than sex.

People are GLUED to their cable TV’s, iPhone, and radios…to hear the latest conflicts and fights between the democrats and the republicans. And it’s a war.

Yes, it’s war…the movie stars against the red-neck Americans, against President Trump. The progressives against the conservatives, the whites against the blacks, the women against the men…war.

War. War. Hate. War…OMG…President Trump is being killed each night in Shakespeare and how DARE you take away our free speech! Have you any idea how many viewers watch him being assassinated every night?

(Ca-Ching! Ca-Ching! (tap that link) Ca-Ching!)

When CNN was caught on tape admitting there was no substance to the Russia/Trump collusion story, it was all for ratings, we can pretty much assume that they will keep it up…because it’s all about the headlines which leads to the bottom line, which gives them the money to keep up their vacation homes in Martha’s Vineyard.

And while we are all watching the ‘fight’, the “contests’, the outrageous lies, as nothing ever gets done for the American people, they (Media moguls and politicians) are laughing all the way to the bank.

Nobody wins, when the ruling class is making BIG money, off not getting anything done.
Want to get rid of Obamacare? Lower Taxes? WAIT…we need MORE TIME.

And more time means more big money made for the companies that fund the news.

Wait, you might say: there really IS a big difference in all these divisions…historically speaking, they’ve been around forever.

True. But never in history has there been so much money made off of…imaginary conflicts in the media.

Like Van Jones just admitted about the Russia/Trump story: It’s all a nothingburger. And how much money did Van Jones make spreading all those lies?

(Cha-ching!)

In other words, just follow the money.

 

 

 

 

June 28, 2017 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows: Michael Brown VS Ronald Reagan

Nobody Knows…

That in America, if your son is a thug, a criminal, and he is black, and he happens to be killed because of his crimes, YOU will be rewarded! Even if you incite riots.

Michael Brown, the famous Ferguson man who stole cigars and then pushed the owner out-of-the-way when caught, somehow is the victim again.

Never mind that he tried to kill a cop because he was told to not walk down the middle of the street,

Talk about ‘fake’ news. The Ferguson event was FULL of ‘fake’ news. A city burned down, and a country was put into riots because of that ‘fake’ news.

Yes, the parents of that son, received $1.5 million dollars for their loss.

This has happened all over the country: BIG million dollar payouts for black men killed by police doing their job. If you are a cop and are shot and killed by a black racist, too bad. You might get a nice funeral.

I just heard on the local news tonight that the poor market owner of the store where Michael Brown stole the cigars, might not get his liquor license renewed, simply because, a thug named Michael Brown stole cigars from his store.

Yes, the newly placed, mostly black city council wants him…out. He’s a little Indian guy. They don’t like the kind of people he draws…it’s HIS fault the black men who come into his store are not like Obama.

It’s the gun’s fault, not the criminal. It’s the store’s fault, not the criminal.

Nobody Knows why the victim of Michael Brown’s thievery should have to be further punished for this, but he is being punished, as are the mostly black people who live in Ferguson, because Obama ordered a complete overhaul of the police department, not to mention the cost of the whole affair.

The poor people of Ferguson (and therefore the rest of North County where I live) are now paying for Michael Brown’s parent’s new-found wealth.


Nobody Knows…

Why they don’t explain this ‘replacement’ of Obamacare better. They PROMISED to repeal it. But then they kept saying “replace.” According to Rand Paul (Who seems to be the most honest here on the issue) Obamacare is still in the bill.

In the Senate bill the mandate is still in it.

Wait: I though President Trump got RID of that mandate?

Why does it have to be ‘replaced?’ Repeal it, and let the free market take over.

Is it because they have already socialized the system already?

IF, like they keep saying, they have to repeal it in three sections, then they are doing a lousy job of explaining it. And why should we trust them?

Unless the few conservatives in the Congress can stand firm, Obamacare will live, if only because the business world wants universal health care, and on this one subject, I’m afraid to say, President Trump agrees.

He looks at this like all business men do. And that’s…not good.

Warren Buffet and Elizabeth Warren want universal health care. In fact, many say Obamacare was designed to bring that about.

And I agree. Obama said that it would take a few steps to get there.

So, maybe someone should send this video to Congress and President Trump.

They should know, if they KEEP Obamacare, we will…be doomed.

And Nobody can explain it better than Ronald Reagan.

June 28, 2017 Posted by | American History, communism, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Rob Reiner: Has a New Head

Nobody’s Perfect

I found this on Breitbart and just had to share it, in case any of you missed it like I did, the first time around.

It’s a piece taken BEFORE the election.

You know, I knew Meadhead was stupid, but not THIS stupid. Saying that the Trump supporters were racist, KKK members, and Hillary was the most qualified to be President in his lifetime.

Uhh…..

Right. She married Bill Clinton. Because of that, she was given the keys to all political offices. She has done nothing to even deserve our attention. In fact, she has done more harm than ever to our country, and America KNEW it.

But, not Rob. Poor guy. Trump was voted in on his ideas, not his celebrity.

Hillary, had none. All she had been was a walking political corpse of corruption and crimes.

You would think even a director would read the script.

After the election, he said this:

“What’s interesting here is that we really have a test, and we are being tested as to whether or not our democracy is going to survive,” Reiner said on MSNBC in February. “We have somebody who’s mentally unstable, who is a pathological liar. There’s no getting around that, who’s running our country.”

First: We are NOT a democracy. (Not very educated are we Rob?)

Second: Hillary lied with every other breath. She sold our uranium to RUSSIA, and made millions off foreign countries…. she had a regular money-making machine…selling off what was NOT hers to sell off. She committed major felonies, time and time again, all for her own glory and benefit.

What normal American did Hillary EVER help?

Really Rob? Are you truly that stupid?

The mentally unstable one, is clear. Just listen to the tape, he opens his mouth and its…almost too sad….to believe someone could make it through life so…

What’s the word? (You fill it in…….)

Rob Reiner, wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for being…well, let’s just say the elevator never reached the top floor.

In fact, it’s still in the garage.

There’s only spaghetti left…the meatballs have left the building.

Therefore, from now on, Meatball will be known as : Spaghetti Head. That’s about all that’s up there.

On second thought: Maybe you shouldn’t watch this.

June 26, 2017 Posted by | democrats, Entertainers, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Do YOU Suffer from Franchise Fatigue?

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Talk about clueless.

The Wall Street Journal just posted an article about how Hollywood blockbusters in America are flopping. The Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Transformers, and just about every other sequel you can think of, have flopped at the box office this summer.  The reason they give is: Americans are tired of the same old songs.

Like I said: Clueless.

First: It’s the economy stupid. Going to a movie just for two now costs well over $40.00. To many people, with inflation, and the price of health care, you have to cut something, and it’s much easier to pay for Netflick. Why go to a movie, when you have thousands to choose from at home?

Not to mention, the kids now know how to download the latest releases…it’s not legal, but what are they going to do? Technology is almost ‘nudging’ us to stay in our own homes.

(Which is what they want, really, when you think about it.)

Second: Many Americans, like my husband and I, REFUSE to give any snobby movie star who attacks the President, with such viciousness, any of our money. We feel, that to attack a newly elected President, with such hatefulness, with absolutely no basis in anything that he has done so far, is attacking America itself.

Johnny Depp suggesting last week that President Trump should be assassinated, was, to the average person, appalling.The movie stars don’t seem to care if they have poor box office attendance, in America, because they make their money overseas.

To any logical person, that’s the REAL resistance going on. And by the way, people are tired of paying twenty dollars for a small popcorn and large coke.

The only way we can fight back is to not buy their product. The ones that are talking out, seem to be on drugs most of the time, anyway. Johnny Depp, Carrie Fisher…is it any wonder they admired Obama? Bill Clinton? Two ‘ex’ drug users?

Third: Most of the big movie theaters are attached to the malls. The malls in America are dying off at an alarming rate. Therefore, the traffic isn’t there anymore from the mall. It’s only a matter of time before they start closing down the big theaters.

My husband and I went far away today to a popular mall which we walked just last Christmas. Not one shop was closed back then.  The five big malls around North County St. Louis, have all closed down, and with them the movie houses that were once thriving. So, to see half the shops closed down, at this mall so far away, was more than depressing.

We can’t say its just a ‘Ferguson’ thing anymore. No, I blame Obama.

We feel, like the America we grew up in, is disappearing.

It is…and FAST.

And it’s not the Zuckerberg, everybody is going to be happy world they are predicting.

Zuckerberg went to Iowa recently to talk to truckers. He actually asked truckers what they would think of self-driving trucks.

What planet do these rich, elite, idiots live on? Do they not know that the globalization they have pushed on us all, is killing our country?

Think of all the teenagers who worked in malls, at movie theaters for summer jobs. Gone. They certainly can’t afford to take a date to the movies, when they can’t find a job.

Still, the elite journalists at the Wall Street journal call it franchise fatigue.

The only ‘franchise fatigue’ I have at the moment, is political journalists, who are CLUELESS to the average man or woman living in America.

They keep singing the ‘same old song.’

 

June 25, 2017 Posted by | Elites, Entertainers, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Mustang Sally Rides Again

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This song is enjoyed best, with the windows down, cruising in your car,  on a summer’s Saturday night, hanging your arm out the window, and singing along at the top of your lungs. It’s one of my favorites.

A classic.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to toiga)

 

June 25, 2017 Posted by | music | | Leave a comment

The Tale of One Happy Lizard

 

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It’s been awhile since I got any jokes…but here’s one that I liked mostly because it seems to reflect a typical married couple, and it’s too strange NOT to be true.

Enjoy.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)


In case you ever think Facebook isn’t worth it:

Billy Rice

Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

“He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told me. “I’m serious, Dad . Can you help?”

I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

“Honey,” I called, “come look at the lizard!”

“Oh, my gosh!” my wife exclaimed. “She’s having babies.”

“What?” my son demanded. “But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!”

I was equally outraged.

“Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn’t want them to reproduce,” I said accusingly to my wife.

“Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage? “she inquired (I think she actually said this sarcastically!).

“No, but you were supposed to get two boys!” I reminded her (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth).

“Yeah, Bert and Ernie!” my son agreed.

“Well, it’s just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know!” she informed me (Again with the sarcasm!).

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

“Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience,” I announced. “We’re about to witness the miracle of birth.”

“Oh, gross!” they shrieked.

“Well, isn’t THAT just great? What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?” my wife wanted to know.

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

“We don’t appear to be making much progress,” I noted.

“It’s breech,” my wife whispered, horrified.

“Do something, Dad!” my son urged.

“Okay, okay.” Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.

“Should I call 911?” my eldest daughter wanted to know. “Maybe they could talk us through the trauma.” (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)

“Let’s get Ernie to the vet,” I said grimly.

We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.

“Breathe, Ernie, breathe,” he urged.

“I don’t think lizards do Lamaze,” his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for G~d’s sake.).

The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

“What do you think, Doc, a C-section?” I suggested scientifically.

“Oh, very interesting,” he murmured. “Mr. and Mrs.. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?”

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

“Is Ernie going to be okay?” my wife asked.

“Oh, perfectly,” the vet assured us. ‘This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn’t EVER going to happen.

Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And, occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um…um . . . masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back.” He blushed, glancing at my wife.

We were silent, absorbing this.

“So, Ernie’s just…just…excited?”, my wife offered.

“Exactly,” the vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.

“What’s so funny?” I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. “It’s just…that…I’m picturing you pulling on its…its…teeny little…”

She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

“That’s enough,” I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car.. He was glad everything was going to be okay.

“I know Ernie’s really thankful for what you did, Dad.” he told me.

“Oh, you have NO idea,” my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

Two lizards: $140.

One cage: $50.

Trip to the vet: $30.

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard’s winkie: Priceless!

Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class. Lizards lay eggs!

June 23, 2017 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Do We NEED a “Stoned” Nation?

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I must admit, I was surprised to hear Roger Stone, a longtime friend of President Trump, lobbying to make marijuana legal in all fifty states.

While most of the United States now seems to support medicinal use, (including me) for those people suffering from late stages of cancer, or other chronic conditions, when the normal drugs for these conditions are so high, I think it’s a different matter when it comes to making it legal as recreational use.

I don’t know how many people use marijuana, but I suspect it’s more than we think. The baby boomers grew up on the stuff, and most of MY friends never stopped smoking. I try not to judge, but frankly, I think it’s sad.

FIRST: You really don’t know what’s in it.

On the other hand, too many drug gangs are getting rich off selling the stuff. Then again, legalize it, and they will just sell some other drug.

Last week, I was sitting next to two people on the plane back from Arizona, who supported making it legal. The lady on my left, said she used pills, which didn’t contain the THC, and it helped her deal with her hips and feet problems. The guy on my right, said he was all for legalization.

I suggested that it causes brain damage in the long run, and is just as dangerous as cigarettes. I thought it funny…how long did we hear about the danger of cigarettes causing cancer? Why is NOBODY bringing up this obvious fact?

She got so angry at my opinion, she didn’t talk to me the rest of the flight.

So, here’s some reported facts about marijuana that I got from various sites. And let me say, I don’t think users should be jailed for smoking pot.  Unless of course, they drive high or sell to kids.


Aside from the discomfort that goes with sore throats and chest colds, it has been found that smoking one joint gives as much exposure to cancer-producing chemicals as smoking four to five cigarettes.

The mental consequences of marijuana use are equally severe. Marijuana smokers have poorer memories and mental aptitude than do non-users.

Recent studies on young adults that smoke marijuana, found abnormalities in the brain related to emotion, motivation and decision-making.

Alcohol is eliminated from the body in a few hours, but THC stays in the body for weeks, possibly months, depending on the length and intensity of usage.

THC damages the immune system. Alcohol does not.
• Short-term memory problems
• Severe anxiety, including fear that one is being watched or followed (paranoia)
• Very strange behavior, seeing, hearing or smelling things that aren’t there, not being able to tell imagination from reality (psychosis)
• Panic
• Hallucinations
• Loss of sense of personal identity
• Lowered reaction time
• Increased heart rate (risk of heart attack)
• Increased risk of stroke
• Problems with coordination (impairing safe driving or playing sports)
• Sexual problems (for males)
• Up to seven times more likely to contract sexually transmitted infections
than non-users (for females)

LONG-TERM EFFECTS
• Decline in IQ (up to 8 points if prolonged use started in adolescent age)
• Poor school performance and higher chance of dropping out
• Impaired thinking and ability to learn and perform complex tasks
• Lower life satisfaction
• Addiction (about 9% of adults and 17% of people who started smoking as teens)
• Potential development of opiate abuse
• Relationship problems, intimate partner violence
• Antisocial behavior including stealing money or lying
• Financial difficulties
• Increased welfare dependence
• Greater chances of being unemployed or not getting good jobs.33

Studies show that the mental functions of people who have smoked a lot of marijuana tend to be diminished. The THC in cannabis disrupts nerve cells in the brain, affecting memory.

Driving under the influence of cannabis is associated with a 92% increased risk of vehicular crashes. Important is the fact that such driving was associated with a 110% increase in fatal crashes.

• AAA reported that in the U.S. cannabis-involved fatalities increased from 8% in 2013
to 17% in 2014.
• In Colorado, marijuana use increased significantly starting in 2009, and a study found that the proportion of drivers in fatal car crashes in Colorado testing positive for marijuana had risen from 5.9% in 2009 to 10% in 2011.
• In the state of Washington, fatal driving accidents have risen 122% between 2010 and 2014.
• In California, the percentage of drivers testing positive for marijuana that were involved in fatal car crashes rose from 9% in 2005 to 16.5% in 2014.

So, there you go. Marijuana is just as damaging as alcohol, if done every day. Since I was a musician, (and did NOT do any drugs) I played in bands where drug use was common. And I saw, that over time, the guys became almost like zombies… completely laid back. They really didn’t think about much of anything at all. In other words…duh.

Do we need a ‘stoned’ nation? Do you think certain leaders would be all for it?

You know what I think.

Roger: Are you planning on marketing some fine weed soon?

Nobody Wonders.

 

June 22, 2017 Posted by | drugs, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

The “Genuis” of NOT Repeating History

Nobody Cares

Tonight I watched the end of the “Genius” series about Albert Einstein.

In fact, I just wrote what I considered to be one of my best blogs…I saved it in Word, and it’s gone.

This happens to me. More than I liked. And I have NO explanation for it whatsoever. Except to say…

I can’t repeat it, sadly, I’m tired, it was a long day…but here’s the main points:

The last episode in the series explained how Albert Einstein was upset because his work lead to the creation of nuclear weapons. In fact, Time Magazine put him on the cover with a mushroom cloud.He was a pacifist, and the question we must ask of genius is: Do they not ever THINK of the repercussions of their inventions? You can’t tell me, as smart as Einstein was, that he didn’t know of how his research could be used. His mind just wouldn’t stop, it was simply too much fun.

Most genius do what they do for the sheer joy of discovery. But, nevertheless, because of Einstein, we now live in a world of nuclear fear. And the geniuses of OUR time, think it’s a sure thing that we will destroy ourselves.

They insist we get off the planet. Stephen Hawkins and Elton Musk, being the two driving this line of thinking.

Now, Elton has big plans. He thinks he can get about a million people to Mars. In fact, he hopes to live there one day. And he is doing this for the world, of course.

But don’t worry, he plans to make it cheap enough.

Now if you leave in Arizona now, Mars might not be too much of a change. Elton says there will be video games, and fun stuff to do.

Which brings me to the famous quote of Albert’s, which basically says that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and getting the same results.

Take globalization for instance. How’s that working out? The top 1 percent have as much wealth as the rest of the planet. But they STILL continue to try to make the whole world a towering Babel of idiots.

The new mantra is: AI robots will take our jobs. And SOON.? Tell me, what’s the point of that?

The top 1 percent will have even MORE money? How cheap will robots be?

How many Detroit’s can you fit on the end of a robots head?

(Are you listening democrats?)

Anyway…back to the program:

The usual liberal themes were placed cleverly throughout the series. Einstein did not endorse monogamy, his first wife sacrificed her career for him, he was not upset by communists, and he thought a global government could control nuclear weapons. At the end, he was teaching math to a girl, a sweet ending to tell young girls they could DO math.

And we can thank Ron Howard for leaving out the obligatory puke scene.

Nobody had a say in the development of the nuclear bomb.

And nobody will have a say in the development of the new AI world.

But SOMEBODY should care, that while individual geniuses should be encouraged and applauded, that doesn’t mean the rest of humanity should be sacrificed to their ‘visions’ of controlling the human race.

People of the planet should have a say in what THEY want to do with their lives.

Is there ‘compassion’ in wanting to send humanity to Mars? Wouldn’t it be better to try to work on our problems here? Wouldn’t there be the SAME problems on Mars?

Is there morality in replacing people’s jobs with robots? Whose going to pay for everyone to eat? Will Microsoft send me dinner?

Shouldn’t we be asking these questions?

Or, does Nobody Care?

(Sorry, the first one was SO much better.)

 

June 21, 2017 Posted by | Global Government, Globalization, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Nobody Wonders About Magazine Editors and Flat Irons

Nobody Wonders

The democrats spent $30 million trying to get young pajama boy Ossoff elected to the House in Georgia, but the state of Newt stayed true, and elected Republican Karen Handel.

Good to know Georgia is NOT France. Another Trump victory.

So, this Nobody Wonders how many Russians were counting the votes?

Just watch…the democrats will say they won…the “moral” victory. What moral victory?

What ‘morals’ do the democrats stand for anyway? Socialism? Islam’s treatment of women? Freedom to set fires and burn cities down? What’s moral about any of those?

Which brings me to something I was wondering about today: America’s magazine editors, and how “morality” has a much different meaning to the various corporate editors of most of our Magazines.

Let’s take the two editorials I was reading today:
A Farce to Be Reckoned With…written by Graydon Carter in Vanity Fair.
And Celebrate Your Independence by Michele Promualayko, in Cosmopolitan.

First: Let’s start with Graydon.
Vanity Fair has many articles, mostly celebrating the rich and the English Royals, but Graydon has been so pissed off that Trump won the election, he has devoted every single editorial since Trump got elected to tearing President Trump apart.

He’s wearing out his poor dictionary trying to find words…to describe how much he hates Trump.

Here’s a sample:

“If you think you are having a tough time of it since the election, please have some sympathy for the journalist, career civil servant, and White House supplicants who have to deal with Trumpian levels of insanity on a minute-to-minute basis. Trumpian! The word “trump’ formerly was a verb used in polite bridge and whist circles. (He should know,) Trump, the man, is now up there with Hercules and Sisyphus with his own branded adjective. I’m not completely sure what it stands for. But when it finally settles into the lexicon, I’m certain that it will be a disconcerting combination of petulant, preening, ignorant, shameless, vulgar, paranoid, vainglorious, reckless, imperious, impulsive, unhinged, callous, corrosive, narcissistic, intemperate, juvenile, disloyal, venal, chaotic, squalid, what have I forgotten? Oh yes! And just mind-numbingly, epically incompetent.”

And then there’s Michele. The LAST thing I expected to read in Cosmopolitan was a political editorial. After all, here’s some of the articles:

Could he be Faking it? You Sure?
Teach Your Flat Iron 4 New Tricks
Sun’s Out, Buns Out!
More Sex…Less Stress!

Yes, imagine. You start reading the title: Independence. Right. Love it. Then she says this:

“One of the most festive times is always July 4th, Independence Day. But among all the BBQs and fireworks displays, tis easy to forget the deep significance of the occasion and how lessons of the past can inform the present, in giant and tiny ways.”

She goes on to say that our founders were ‘radicals.’

“Undoubtedly each of us encounter times when we’re painted as radical when we want to go in a different direction than the pack. It’s always a hard thing to do. So, in this month’s issue, we’ve gathered women from divergent backgrounds who have all boldly raised their voices on topics they are passionate about, no matter how unpopular. In an exclusive essay, Senator Elizabeth Warren explains (How to braid your hair JUST like Pocahontas…sorry.) what it takes to persist when you’re swimming against a strong current.” (Has she ever BEEN in a river? Hey, I’ll watch.)

“And then there’s our cover star, Scarlett Johansson, discussing what she’s will to risk to speak here truth.” (Oh boy…can’t wait to read that one.)

Michelle goes on to say that their words can be used to motivate you to take over the world…

“COSMO is here to encourage you to celebrate you to strike out on your own.” (Bring your best Dildo!)

Well, you get the drift. Have LOTS of sex, and then hate Trump, and go protest, make sure you do your butt exercises.

I don’t know which editor is more of an idiot. Graydon for not getting over his hatred, or Michelle, who has decided to use her sex/fashion magazine to fulfill a REVOLUTION against the swimming tide of …

Of what?

They never say.

But, the good news is: President Trump is pushing all the right buttons.

I have a subscription to Vanity Fair. Every issue they celebrate the liberal, rich elite world of themselves. It’s good to know the liberal mind. But, I never ordered Cosmopolitan

Still…I’d like to thank the person who sends it to me, since they remain anonymous.

Someday, I intend to teach my flat-iron new tricks. You never know when you might need a good flat-iron, especially if those young women of the ‘revolution’ come after me.

I’ll…be ready. I might even plug it in first.

June 20, 2017 Posted by | absurd, Oligarchy, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Natwiana Clark

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have a perfect example of one of the reasons WHY we are trillions in debt.

Natwiana Clark, a government worker in Gainesville, FL, decided that, she deserved a Brazilian Butt lift, courtesy of the American taxpayer…

Via Breitbart:

 A woman who worked for the city of Gainesville, Florida, allegedly stole more than $93,000 in city funds and used the money to pay for a Brazilian butt lift as well as other purchases, according to a report.

The report also found that Clark, a former city staff specialist, used her credit card issued by the city 136 times for $61,000 in unauthorized charges, charged her supervisors’ credit cards 36 times for $31,000, and charged $500 to a coworker’s card that she used five times.

An auditor for the city said that Gainesville’s parks department did not provide much oversight over the 15 months the purchases were made, making it easy for someone to steal the funds.

You see, Natwiana was not happy with the $33,000 she was making a year…so she just used government credit cards to buy a sweet life to go along with her sweet new big butt.

If you think that Natwaina is a rare example of ‘looting’, think again.

The government is filled with petty thieves, and most of them don’t get caught. They book themselves Hawaiian vacations every year, ‘business trips’, strip bars, and pay their bills with the taxpayer’s money.

Who KNOWS how many butt and boob jobs we have paid for?

And I hate to say this, but the blacks know more about scamming the system than most whites. Yes, they keep their scamming a BIG secret. Ask any black woman how she managed to get disability, food stamps, free housing and free healthcare, (and I have) and she will just smile at you. Here in St. Louis, most of the people who are handing out these government freebies things ARE black. You think they don’t use their prejudice against white people to refuse them the same thing they freely give to other blacks?

Obama would say: It’s a tribal thing.

Here in North St. Louis, the black schools were SO Bad, they had to close them down. You see, the administrators were making huge salaries, and no money was going to the students, and the all black teachers really didn’t care, because they were going on big vacations, and the kids couldn’t pass any tests at all.

They closed the schools down.

They had to BUS the black kids to white schools where white people lived, and their kids had to give up a lot in order to fulfill the needs of the many black kids coming in.

It’s a big problem, and continues to be. But it’s not just the black government workers that steal….oh no. Just observe Congress.

Take Harry Reid for example. Or John McCain. They can buy just about anything or anybody.

All over the country, white AND black people, who work for the government, give themselves big bonuses, and get credit cards…it’s done everywhere.

So, Congratulations Natwaina! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week, for thinking that nobody would notice that your boyfriend wasn’t making THAT much money. In case you haven’t noticed…there’s IS a new sheriff in town.

But don’t worry Natwaina. No doubt, that Brazilian butt lift will come in handy in prison. Nobody is going to mess with you.

All you will have to do is threatened to sit on them.

June 19, 2017 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

President Trump: The Historical Tweets

Nobody’s Opinion

Twitter is fun, isn’t it? It’s the one place where millions of Americans can express their feelings, and pass around video’s and pictures, and feel, maybe SOMEBODY out there agrees. If you don’t have time to post on Facebook every hour, then twitter is for you.

Twitter is short. To the point…what’s not to like? Okay. There IS the fact that Twitter tends to block conservatives, which is of course, against our Constitution…but, if you are a nobody like me, they let you be.

Twitter is for everyone: From the President on down to the grandmother in Paducah, Kentucky. And if there is ONE thing that the establishment in Washington D.C., absolutely HATES with a passion, it’s President Trump’s daily Tweets.

Because, well, he is talking directly to the people. Oh my. President should NOT be allowed to do that.
In fact, it’s a glorious historical first.

 

Just how MUCH they hate his tweets was expressed by Brit Hume today on FOX News Sunday. Brit complains all the time about President Trump’s tweets. Trump has been attacked on every channel, by every pundit, and most often by his own party…if ONLY he would stop tweeting, they say.

I say: Don’t you DARE stop, Mr. President. How else are we going to know what’s happening?

President Trump…is driving them all CRAZY. Trump has done something so brilliant that we should all be amazed. He manages his image, and talks, directly…to the American people.

No middle man. No reporter there to twist his words. No…just the frank talk that got him elected.

It’s funny to me. Clearly, the ‘educated’ class, those who have college degrees and work in the very liberal world of finance and government, can’t stand the down to earth language of the President.
They think, he’s a thug. Everything should be put forth in clouds of brilliantly spewed, loquacious bull shit.

What they don’t realize is that ‘thug’ has more brains than most of the elites in Congress, and they hate him for it. And for the working class Americans, less is more. KISS it we say. Keep it Simple. (stupid)

In advertising and in getting things done, best to not puddle around. And Trump is the expert at that.

I couldn’t believe it…the story line today by Chris Wallace, and most of the democrats now is that the violence in the United States is being caused…by…President Trump’s tweets.

The congressmen shot at the baseball game. That was President Trump’s fault. Not the years of hatred and nasty remarks from just about every Movie Star and democrat around.

Not the violent depictions of someone assassinating the President.

No, they are all going with: it’s the President’s fault. His tweets caused this.

Right. Sure. That’s BS. We all know it.

So…nobody suggests we retweet every remark that he makes.

After all….Nobody Wonders: Can Twitter block the President of the United States?
Something tells me, they wouldn’t dare.

June 18, 2017 Posted by | President Donald J. Trump, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Dad’s: What Would We Do Without Them?

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

June 17, 2017 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

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