Nobody’s Flashes Email: Because I Need a Break from the News
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I can’t help it…I posted this because of the oxygen question….and wouldn’t you like to know who does this in the shower?
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kris)
THOUGHTS FROM THE SHOWER
- If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.
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Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
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What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
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If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
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Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
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Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
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Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
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Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty
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The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims.”
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Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
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100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
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The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
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If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
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Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
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If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
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If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day.” (It does fall on a Tuesday)-
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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