Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Whiney Women Are Like Green Toilets

Nobody’s Opinion: 

“I am sick to death of women whining.”

I said this to my sewer service man as he was sticking a snake down my basement toilet. Actually, he had to remove the toilet to put the ‘snake’ down. This snake is a gadget that weighs over 250 pounds, and you might as well try to move an elephant down the stairs. Good thing he has a big muscular ‘trainee” with him.

Why did I say such an unrelated nonsensical thing to a plumber who was there, doing a thankless job?

Because I was thinking at the time, “Thank GOD for men.”

This was the first time that our house had a backup…it’s an old house. After 50 years, the guy said: It was just due to happen.

Not too many women become plumbers. Not too many men want to change diapers.

“You have any kids?” I asked. “Clearly, you have no problem changing diapers.”

(I know, there really is no help for me.)

He turned the machine on. The ‘snake’ went deeper and deeper down the hole…a good 40 feet.

I was thinking that of all the things in the house I hated the most, and it was the color of that damn toilet. Spring green. Who paints a toilet green?

They should be shot. (Just kidding.)

The question is, who picked out that toilet to install?

“I have two little girls, and yes, diapers don’t bother me.”

I tried to explain how I appreciated the great job the two men were doing…and he took it to mean that I thought that women could not do a man’s job.

“We have a woman who works for us, and she can do the job well.” he said to me…in all honesty. Proud honesty, you could tell.

“Of course, they can.” I said. “I’m sure she is good. I never said women couldn’t do a good job. My mother ran a printing company which employed over 30 people. I was a drummer for about 40 years, and always worked in guy bands. Of course, women can do good work.”

“I just am so sick and tired of the women of today whining.”

“Waaaaa…you won’t pay for my birth control.”
“Waaaa…he made me twirl around to look at my legs.”
“Waaaaa…. I lost the election because Trump colluded with the Russians and because of FOX news and the electoral college!”

I am sick to death of all the liberal women whining.

The guys did a great job. They were fast, put the ugly green toilet back on, everything worked, and then they dragged their big machines upstairs, and told me they’d come back in ten minutes.

I thanked them for the great job, and was trying to get ready for the damage and the quote that they said it would be to do the job.

But, they stayed out for quite a while.

And guess what? When they came back in, I was shocked.

That plumber gave me a $200.00 discount from his original quote. Clearly, he sacrificed his fee…really, he said so.

Was it because I had expressed what many men have been feeling? It certainly wasn’t because he enjoyed the green toilet.

I don’t know about you, but 24/7 discussions of men being sexual perverts, right before the holidays, it getting almost downright disgusting. Has anybody asked how this is making MEN feel?

So, since women are whining…here’s my whine:

The fact that Bill and Hillary pose as husband and wife, want to world to recognize them AS husband and wife, when CLEARLY, they haven’t had sex since before Chelsea.

And we the American people are supposed to ignore that biggest lie of all…Bill is, a sexual predator, and what’s even sadder is due to the appalling sight and personality of Hillary, many men would almost forgive him, or at least understand it.

The Clintons were somewhere out last night, trying to protect the “Clinton” legacy…which will be in the end…a dynasty of the utmost corruption and bribes.

As for Hillary?

“Me thinks, she protests too much.” Hillary is becoming the biggest whiner of all time

She reminds ME of my green toilet. Too bad I can’t flush her off my TV.

 

November 20, 2017 - Posted by | Hillary Clinton, Uncategorized |

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