Joyanna Adams

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Who Would You Trust? The Reporter on CNN or Your Local Psychic?

Nobody’s Opinion

Well, it’s official: Full moon. lst day of 2018. Get your charts out. Your Ouija board. Your internet “What your toes tell about you.” forecast.

My toes are perfectly straight. My husbands toes, well the middle toe is the longest which means…he’s an alien. Don’t believe those internet toe charts.

Trump is STILL President. That’s the good start. The bad start is a lot of people won’t be able to start their cars tomorrow due to global warming of the coldest weather we’ve seen in ages.

It’s the beginning of the year and everybody wants to ‘predict’ what’s going to happen, because it fills up ENDLESS hours of cable time, where nobody has to talk about anything real.

Last night I was switching from Dick Clark’s New Year’s Eve celebration to the FOX channel, and if you didn’t see the psychic lady they had on FOX…giving out her predictions of 2018 to the viewers, well, you have never seen a traffic accident walking…. I was mesmerized.

Her eyeshadow ALONE made Mariah Carie’s dress look like an understatement. Both eyes were a cascade of glittery, pasted on colors so heavy, she had trouble looking through her eyelashes to even read her predictions. Each eyelid looked like it weighed at least 40 pounds.

It was funny. Her papers were flying out of her hand in the wind, and she couldn’t see the paper in front of her face because her eyes were filled with green glitter.

Not to mention, her outfit was Halloween, Easter, Christmas, and the tooth fairy all rolled into one blond burst of color. And her HAIR. It was so out of this world, I refuse to think about it. It was a mixture of goat cheese, jelly, and macaroni sweet tarts.

And WE were supposed to take her seriously.

Really.

She started on her predictions for next year, and it was…of course…all about how President Trump was going down. Sounded like to hell, or maybe Macy’s basement. I don’t know, she acted like he was due to fail in every way you can imagine, and the commentator had to act like this lady was for real.

After I finally got into bed after 2pm, there was another lady psychic on Coast to Coast am radio station. (My husband snores…so, radio beats earplugs.)

She was all doom and gloom about Trump.

Here’s the deal: You could laugh and just shrug off these idiots as desperate entertainment to boost ratings, but neither lady could get OFF the subject of Trump. No predictions of the weather, North Korea, Oprah, Niagara Falls boiling over, nothing. Or even football…Just Trump.

As if there was nothing else in the world that existed but the President.

You don’t have to be a genius to realize that the global elite is not taking any chances. I think we are going to see a butt-load of these psychics next year.

If the regular fake news is not going to be believed, because the regular pundits predict President Trumps downfall every other second, (And they have failed.) then PLAN B:

Put as many psychics as we can on the News.

Because people believe psychics. They know the media is lying to them, but why would a psychic lie?

NEVER!!

The irony is beyond comprehension.

Yes, years of Vampire movies, supernatural monsters, and government controlling people through polls, which are just basically just paper psychics—have taken a toll on the American culture.

This bombardment of superstitions, are being used by the elites to wear your opinion of President Trump down. They are meant to make you give up: President Trump is doomed. The great Houdini Magnificent says so!

Get that in your heads, you nasty deplorable!

The elites are paying big money to THOUSANDS of people, who are paid to come up with effective ways to manipulate the masses. And that’s a little secret that nobody knows. Putting psychics on really helps.

There is little difference between a CNN reporter, the latest ‘poll’ or a psychic.

Anyway, I searched for a picture of this women, but I can’t find one. I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who thought she was funny.

I bet there are hundreds like me are searching for her right this minute. Something tells me, we will see her again.

 

I just hope this time, she keeps her eyelashes on. If they fall off, she will look just like any other reporter.

And that would defeat the purpose.

And FOX, just in case your reading this: Put on a few more transvestite psychics on would you?

You can’t claim to be Fair and balanced if you don’t.    

January 1, 2018 - Posted by | Deep State, humor, Uncategorized | ,

1 Comment »

  1. March 29th this year is a Thursday. According to the Cards and coincidentally confirmed by Nostodamus and Kenneth the Seer, between 11pm and midnight (wherever in the world at that time) it wlll be quite dark. There will be a huge increase in stubbed toes.

    It will all be the fault of the Donald.

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    Comment by Amfortas | January 2, 2018 | Reply


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