Joyanna Adams

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Ann Barnhardt…Give Her a Gold Star!

Nobody Flashes:

When General Petraeus came out and reprimanded a preacher in Florida for burning a Koran, who thereby upset thousands of Afghanistan’s men so much they went into a ranting killing spree, I don’t know about you, but as an American, I felt insulted. His reaction meant we are to HONOR the Muslims. Over 800 boys have lost their lives in Afghanistan so far, and I think they owe us the honor.

I wish someone would have put this woman on the internet to protest. Sure, we know our boys are in a hotspot of morons, but any speices of people that murder because someone ‘burns’ their holy book in some other land—Let’s just say, the concept of “civilization” is not going to come about any time soon. 

If it were me, I’d tell them for every man they killed, 200 acres of poppy fields would be burned.

This woman is fiesty, and fun…and I wish she’d run for Congress. Be sure and listen to the end. I love this gal! 

(Thanks to amfortas, you were right…she is an American after my own heart!)

April 7, 2011 Posted by | Islam, politics | | 9 Comments

Glenn Beck & Alex Jones: Two Frogs in a Pond of Conspiracy

Nobody’s Fool: Glenn Beck, one of the most popular pundits on all of cable land, announced that his program, The Glenn Beck Show, will be ending this year, and he is not giving out much other information about it. What…no more chalkboards?
The news came as a shock for those of us who watch his program. Nice words came from both the Fox management and Glenn on the decision, so we are left to wonder..what happened? Did the FOX Saudi stock holders say, “that’s enough?” Does Glenn see an opportunity to make more money launching his own cable network? Or is it because he needs a rest since he has been working at breakneck speed and his body wants a break?
 
I suspect: all of the above.
 
The one thing you can count on is Glenn will not stop at whatever he has planned. He’s not going away, but will probably go to a cable channel of his own. I see a Ted Turner Beck coming around the corner…which might be good, or bad, because Glenn is not exactly “fair and balanced”— he is not a newsman. He’s a person who is trying to put the world together in his mind…and while he doesn’t always get it right (as in the ‘birther’ situation) his enthusiasm alone gets him attention.
 
His ratings have dropped. I stopped watching him because he was talking too much about God, not that I don’t like God, but no one on the planet knows what ‘god’ thinks, not even Glenn Beck. Also, he was relentless about the horror that is coming our way. Plant a garden. Start going back to grandma’s way…can your own food. He’s one step away from telling us all dig for oil.
 
Tell me, if we get attacked tomorrow…and I had already gone out and planted green peppers, my green peppers won’t be ready in a couple of months…Yeah, I can hold out–plastic flower salads might get me through.
 
My point is, Americans, no matter how real the dangers, are having enough trouble just wondering what to have for dinner that night. All our lives, we have been spoiled…we can’t believe that somthing bad will happen to us. Robinson Crusoe, while a great book, is just not an American concept.
 
Glenn has recently figured out about the “global world government” that many of our richest leaders have been trying to enforce and put in place. George Soros right now, is holding another Britten Woods II,–“lets’ control the media, the money and the world” —right out in the open.
 
I was rather pleased to hear Glenn talk about the Muslims wanting to take over America. I was also glad to hear him finally get on the “global’ subject, because it’s the reason I started blogging in 2005. One day I just woke up and saw the danger in the globalists, and that was because I had been listening to Alex Jones late at night on Coast to Coast…loooooong before Glenn.
 
When I first heard Alex, I could not believe some of the things he was saying. He was a lot like Glenn Beck in that respect. He was putting puzzle pieces together and just wanted to tell the world what he was finding out, and it wasn’t good. Like Glenn, Alex brings his heartfelt concern with what he finds out.— He is out to warn the world that all is not what it seems. And also…like Glenn, sometimes gets it wrong— they are only human. (Aren’t we all?)
 
At the time, Alex accused George W. Bush of being somewhat…let’s just say, a man working for “global” interests. And then he said our government met in secret places every year, in the woods, and dressed up in robes, and met in cabins to discuss us all.

Baloney!…I thought–until I saw the proof on video.

You know, it’s one thing to know that our leaders are meeting in the halls of Congress. It’s another thing to see them meet in so much in secret, like the G8, (now 20)the Bilderberg meetings, and the special private meetings with lobbyists down the street of the White House. Obama does this secret meeting stuff all the time outside of the White House, so he can say he isn’t meeting with lobbyists and there is no record of it.
 
BUT…to see them dressed up in robes and praising a giant owl…you really have to wonder…WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
 
The other day, I was listening to a very angry Alex Jones, who was complaining, and rightly so, that Glenn Beck had stolen all his hard work…the work and research that took him years to compile, and Glenn was using it on his show, and not given him any credit at all for it. Well, that’s exactly how many recording artists felt when millions of people downloaded their songs without paying a nickel, when Napster was all the rage.
 
It’s a brave new internet world, where copyrights, and ideas can be taken, rehashed, posted, played, enjoyed, all with the click of a mouse, and one man builds on another man’s sweat.
 
And I agree…Glenn should give him at least a shout-out. In journalism, you are not suppose to take more than a few paragraph of another’s work, without giving credit to the author, and I have to admit, Glenn Beck has got a lot from Alex Jones.
 
I’ve also heard Michal Savage complain about the “stealing” of his ideas.
 
The good news is: Alex Jones is finally coming up in the world. He has a great website, and a spot on Drudge. He got some exposure on Jesse Ventura’s TV program. On the other hand, Glenn is taking Alex’s work and spreading out to the people that don’t listen to Alex Jones. In the end, the more people know, the more we can make plans on what to do.
 
And the man, who should get the MOST credit…is George Noory. Nobody talks about him too much, but George has orchestrated it all…presenting every conspiracy, political, or not on his show. Trouble is…his show, Coast to Coast, is on at night while everyone is sleeping… And he is now the number one radio host…beating out even Rush Limbaugh.
 
Oh, you didn’t know that? Well…in the words of Fox Molder…The Truth is Out There…you just have to kiss a lot of frogs to find it.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiibit.  
 
 Glenn Beck, the ultimate frog horn of alarm…will not stay gone for long. Unless…he knows something we don’t, and he’s planning on hiding in some bunker.
And in that case…I’m listening to as many frogs as I can find. I will even kiss a few toads if I have to.I have found out, that you have to really dig deep for that sweet green pepper called truth, so let’s hope they both keep croakin’.
The pond  of  conspiracy is DEEP.
 
 
 

April 6, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, Global Government | | 5 Comments

Send Her to Washington

Nobody Cares

—about the fact that I’m a sucker for the Spanish Guitar…I saw this the other day— not only is the music wonderful, the video  made me think: Right now in the deep halls of our Congress, our politicans are circling each other like sharks—trying to balance the “budget.”

Maybe we should send this woman into the dark shallow depths of our Congress…as you can see, she is a master of Sharks!

In fact…did you how well she handled Harry Reid? And there was a great shot of Obama.

 And at the end…Nancy Pelosi is actually looking pretty good.

I know…everything is political to me. I’ll stop.

(Thanks to J.R.)

April 5, 2011 Posted by | politics | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Executioner Obama VS Hillary the Hun

Nobody’s Perfect: It was hard not to comment on the fabulous failure of Charlie Sheen’s road show this week. It was also hard not to celebrate the retirement of Katie Couric from the CBS nightly news, but, I found these two flaming pilgrims mere twits on a baby’s dimpled butt-cheek compared to the real life mistakes of our big and bold socialist leaders.
Obama makes the list again this week, (I cannot seem to keep him off) but he has good company in our favorite gal about the world, Hillary Clinton. Most of us have noticed that for the FIRST time in Obama’s administration, Hillary Clinton has been on the front lines running the United States in foreign affairs in the East because, if there is a mistake made, Obama can blame her.
 
Hillary, the maniacal man-hater, has found one man she wants to stick up for: Assad of Syria. Assad has killed 40,000 of his own people in Lebanon (according to WIKIPEDIA) …which puts him right up there with Saddam, but Hillary said that Assad is a “reformer.” In other words, when his people rose up against him recently, she stuck up for him.
 
Now, does this have ANYTHING to do with the Golan Heights that Israel won far and square after being attacked by Syria in the Yom Kipper War? Is this against the Jews— because this is land that Obama would like Israel to give back? Or is it because satellite images project plutonian in Syria? This from Charles Krauthammer:

Clinton’s statement is morally obtuse. Here are people demonstrating against a dictatorship that repeatedly uses live fire on its own people, a regime that in 1982 killed 20,000 in Hama and then paved the dead over. Here are insanely courageous people demanding reform—the the U.S. secretary of state tells the world that the thug ordering and shooting of innocents already is a reformer, thus effectively endorsing the Baath party line—“We are all reformers,” Assad told parliament—and undermine the demonstrators” cause.

Hillary is no pimp of piety. Obviously she was told to stick up for Assad by her boss. And speaking of her boss, Hillary’s racking mistake is nothing compared to her boss’s decision, made today, that…well ..I’ll just keep Gitmo opened and those terrorist that I said I would put on trial in New York, are going to be tried by military court. He announced this absurd reversal on the same day he said he was running for reelection, which of course reminded everyone how he had promised to close Gitmo on his first day in office, and how he had also lobbied hard to give a “fair trial” to the terrorists of 9/11 in New York, causing more years of extreme heartache to all those that suffered on that day.
 
Obama’s political instincts are sharp and so, he passed the buck of blame on this to Eric Holder. Bob Holder said this in a press conference: “Do I know better than them? Yes. I respect their ability to disagree but they should respect that this is an executive branch function, a unique executive branch function,”
 
Obama has a lot of “executive branch functions” doesn’t he? In other words, a dictator can branch out as many functions as he seems fit.
 
No wonder he likes Assad.
 
Obama’s Youtube reelection video, which was released today, was so lame, that you would actually think MR. Perfect wants to lose.
 
Or,—is he just waiting for some  big moment to recapture his popularity?
Nobody thinks, with these two running the show, Obama might never have to run for reelection ever again.

April 4, 2011 Posted by | Clintons, Middle East, Obama | , , | 1 Comment

Practically Guiding Us to the Future…

Nobody’s Opinion I was flushing around in an old 1995 book I had in my library today called, The Practical Guide to Practically Everything, when I came across the Chapter on Careers:

Here’s what it said, and I’m NOT making this up:

THE YEAR AHEAD: BE PREPARED…for more job turmoil, less job security…

Remember, in 1995, Bill Clinton was President, and the economy, according to everyone at the time was the best it had ever been. Yes, Bill Clinton, it was being reported daily, had bought down our deficit and gave us a surplus, the first in years! So…Why does this say, in 1995, that there will be more job turmoil? How did this guy know?

He knew.

ADVOID manufacturing jobs, which will continue to slump…

Okay, how did they know that? This is 1995, BEFORE the big crash. It’s almost as if this guy KNEW the plan coming, and was really telling us what to do. Trump is right. We have no manufacturing here, and it’s been slowly dissipating for many years due to our fine officials in Washington, who did not protect our manufacturing base, which every other country in the world does but us.

It was suicidal, so why?

The biggest employer is our government, and those that work for the government just manufacture huge, gargantuan salaries— among other nefarious things. But to write this in 1995?

They knew.

SEEK out jobs in the fast-growing service sector.

Now you get the feeling they were purposely taking all of America to a ‘service’ economy for some ultimate far-off goal. This was not the FIRST time I had read that the United States of America would become a “service” economy..KFC, McDonalds, Burger King, Subway, K-Mart, Wal-Mart— there are mostly only service jobs now in the private sector. I had been reading about us becoming a service job economy for many years in various career books in the libraries as far back as 1990. Most of the “service’ jobs now, are in the government.

It was like they were preparing the masses, to know, that in the future..America would be just “service.’ No manufacturing. Let those Chinese do it. We’ve decided.

They knew.

APPLY for an internship to land a job…

While working free for a short time is nothing new, it has been taken to a fine art. Arianna Huffington just got reprimanded for not paying her many writers on her Huffington Post. Volunteering is the new mantra…don’t get paid…donate all your services for free. Be a good person. Cleverly they are using the churches to push this “we want free slaves” idea. How many jobs nowadays have internships besides the government? Enquiring minds want to know.

DON’T EXPECT more than a 4 percent raise…

How about, don’t expect any raises? How about— expect to lose your job sometime soon and then work the rest of your life at a part- time job?

PROTEST because women still earn less than men…

Oh please…this one is getting old. But it’s the new/too old, feminist agenda. A lot of women in America make MORE money than the men, at least around my neighborhood. They are destroying the “men’s’ jobs, which are mostly in construction, and manufacturing…so that we will have a nation of women at work, in ‘service’ jobs, and not at home raising kids. Send those liberal bleeding hearts to Afghanistan, they need women workers there. (Wait, I’m getting cantankgerous…where’s my tonic?)

ANTICIPATE fewer perks… Fewer perks? Is no more eating out, or taking vacations, or buying new cars, or sending the kids to college, or going to movies, etc… considered a perk? I don’t know too many people riding in Limo’s.

Forget the perks, unless you’re on welfare, then you can take that trip to Las Vegas.

SURF the Internet for new job listings…

Charlie Sheen is looking for Warriors who can hold machete’s..Tweet him.

DON’T ANSWER every question at a job interview..

This means, do not, under any circumstances whatsoever, tell the interviewer you are a tea party patriot or a birther. In the words of Professor Dumbledore…The consequences could be severe.

RELAX if you get fired.

If you are any color but white, you have no worries. The government will take care of you. (Wait, my cousin is white and the government has supported her and her three kids, and her six grandchildren for just about forever.) Okay….you have to be lazy, and dishonest. I will say…’If you are lazy and dishonest.” relax…get fired.

BUT…If you are white, you are to become an extinct species…and if you don’t believe me, look up any information on how the white man is going to be the minority by the year 2025. They are TELLING you now, just so you know.

They warned you back in 1995, so they are warning you now.

What’s next? My advice is to watch as much Sci-Fi as you can, and Glenn Beck. We are being shown night after night that most of America is going to be attacked, by comets, sunspots, ice storms, global warming, the 12th Imam, weather manipulation, Lindsey Lohan,…..so when it happens…be good boys and girls and do whatever the authorities tell you.
I guess they now know, no one is reading 2011’s Practical Guide to Practically Anything because if they were, they would be not only be trying to get fired, but would be volunteering to work for FEMA’s food services, in order to be ready for 2025. Or…is America going to be destroyed in 2012?
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I need a new guide book.

April 4, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, politics | | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers Obama’s Lies

Nobody Flashes Email on Saturday Night.

 This was one of my favorite emails this past week.

This video reminds me of an old Richard Gere movie, POWER,  where Richard played a PR man who was hired to get some guy elected President of the United States. It’s a movie worth watching, next time you’re at the video store.

The point of the movie was that a candidate can say ANYTHING to get himself elected, but once there, he can do whatever he wants. Scott Brown, ran as a conservative and won in Massachusetts. He is a fine example of what candidates can do to win people’s hearts. Scott drove a pick-up truck, got the tea party to back him, then after he was elected, he dumped them.

This video is a perfect example of this political deceit game. The promises Obama makes here are one of the reasons many voted for him. The only thing that is missing in this, is Obama saying that he would promise to never launch a war without Constitutional backing….something he just did. That is in another video.

So, one must ask…why ARE there not a boatload of reporters calling him on these things that he promised?

Uhhhhh…do I need to answer that?

Somebody should send this to Donald Trump… 

Here we see 7 lies in less than 2 minutes. Amazing.

Pass it around if you haven’t seen it, and remember to tell your liberal friends when they go to the ballot box.

 (Thanks to Tom Beebe)

April 2, 2011 Posted by | Obama, politics, Uncategorized | | 7 Comments

What Do These People Have In Common?

Making the List of Acceptable Risks: What do these People Have in Common?
 
 
Nobody Remembers one of the reasons for Charles Lindbergh’s great success, was that he was, according to his youngest child, Reeve Lindbergh, “an inveterate list maker. We used to make fun of him.” He would follow his kids around with lists for them to do.
 
To Charles, they were a point of self-preservation, and he insisted that lists were part of the important mental task of being prepared for calculated, acceptable risk.
 
Gee…I guess Bernanke didn’t keep lists, nothing about TARP was acceptable or calculated. (Or was it?)
 
Lindbergh used to make great lists before a flight, and even the fishing hooks (in case of a crash over the Arctic) were counted and weighed several times. Every ounce over meant less fuel.
 
Another famous list maker, according to those who know her, is Madonna. It seems she gets in her limo and marks off all she has to do that day. People who have worked for her say she is almost obsessed with list making. Nobody wonders if she gives HER kids lists of things to do?
 
Once, Gene Simmons went practically crazy when he lost his little black appointment book on his show.
 
Seventy percent of the people in the world, it is said, make lists. Some of them even use sticky notes on their computer. I make lists, but then, I almost never finish my daily tasks. Out of a list of fifteen, if I am lucky, I might make it to four. Show me a man or women who finishes their list every single day, and I’ll bet you they are 1. famous and 2. probably rich. That kind of drive takes superhuman effort. Not to mention—no kids, no pets, no demanding spouse, no house, no dishes, no laundry, no email, no Supernatural reruns, and no earthquakes, tornadoes, or hurricanes. It also helps if you don’t have to cook.
 
The only good piece of advice that I ever got from Bill Clinton, came from his book called, “My Life,” which, I must say, is one of the most boring books you can ever pick up…but it did have one redeeming factor which was…Bill told us all to make lists each and every day, and do the most important thing first, then go down the list and finish things off in the matter of their importance.
 
No doubt it’s one of the reasons why some little fat boy from Arkansas grew up to be one of the most powerful men in the world: He made lists. And don’t you wonder what happened to those “lists?” I bet if we could find some of Bill Clinton old lists, we would not only find thousands of telephone numbers, (and bank accounts) but lists of White House enemies, and who he had audited. Because Bill took a calculated risk even making them, you can bet they have all been shredded.
 
You would think by the horrible failure of the current administration, that nobody is keeping any lists at the White House…but that’s not quite true. Obama has a Blackberry. So, in the fine Nixononian tradition of keeping lists…I can only speculate what a daily list on Obama’s Blackberry might look like…

 

‘President’ Obama’s List of THINGS TO DO TODAY
 
Things with calculated acceptable risk:
 
1. Make sure they put your Presidential Obama logo on the cardboard Easter eggs for the Easter Egg Hunt. Make sure the Easter Party inside has the real chocolate ordered from France.
 
 2. Call Louis Farrakhan. Explain that this war will get you reelected, and remind him that that’s important for the Muslim Nation. Mention that Kaddafi is okay.
 
3. Send Michelle to the Bahamas for another vacation.
 
4. Golf: tee time 10.am tomorrow, and Sunday. Bring the clubs Tiger gave you. Send Air Force One to pick up Jeffery.
 
5. Photo-op with NBA players at 1pm. Let them all stay overnight for a big party.
 
6. Lunch with Beyonce. (Keep the NBA players away for at least an hour)
 
7. Meet with Jeb Bush to go over immigration reform at 3pm.
 
8. Invite Donald Trump to White House, but then cancel.
 
9. Fly to Chicago to meet Rahm for dinner. Make sure Daley knows he can fly on Air Force One. Go over strategy for re-election.
 
10. Get invites out to all the highest campaign contributors to get a ride on Air Force One to Dublin. COST: $700,000 a seat. Make sure Stevie gets to come.
 
11. Invade Libya, but make sure it doesn’t get out.
 
12. Call George Soros before you retire, you know how he hates it when you don’t.
 
So,..as you can see that there are LISTS…and there are lists. They are not all the same. which means, after reading Obama’s list mine is starting to make me look a lot more like Lindbergh. I’m going to start weighing my essays from now on, because, I’m sure even Charles would agree….I am taking a calculated but acceptable risk just writing this.

April 1, 2011 Posted by | Just life, Obama, politics | | 4 Comments

Blowing Gumballs with George and Laura

Nobody’s Fool: I don’t know about you, but the LAST thing I want to hear from an X-American President and his wife is how they are going to spend all their remaining years devoted to bringing education, and jobs to Afghanistan women. What about AMERICAN woman?
What a bunch of holy gumballs!
 
That’s right. I said gumballs. I spent a few hours today blowing gumballs off my driveway. I hate gumballs. I know that mother nature gave the sweet gum tree a special gift in this world.. ” God said, “Be fruitful and multiply!” and it does…all over my driveway and backyard. My sweet gum tree is right over my driveway, and so far this year, I have manually swept my entire driveway at least four times trying to rid it of gumballs. My neighbor (whom I’m always trying to impress) did not believe me when I told her, that already this year, I have cleared the driveway of gumballs many times, so THIS time, I got out my loudest blower. I wanted to make SURE she heard it.
 
I cannot for the life of me, figure out any good purpose for a gumball, besides to drive me crazy, and tonight that’s just what George W. Bush and his wife Laura did in their interviews with Greta on Fox.
 
First, let me say this: This nobody does not think these two are together anymore. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Like Bill and Hillary, they make appearances together, but then if you follow them daily, they are almost never together…not even in interviews. George had his interview first. (see here) He said he (meaning we) was going to stay in Afghanistan and save the Afghan women. George Bush is now the new Gloria Steinem…the great feminist himself. Free them from their bondage. It’s a noble cause, and his buddy Karzai is helping him set up programs in his multimillion- dollar global Bush ‘think tank’ enterprise in Texas.
 
It was heartwarming.
 
Then Laura came on and told us that economically women HAVE to work over there, otherwise the country cannot become a democracy. They both mentioned Iraq, BUT– they are out to save Afghanistan.
Where’s my blower?
 
Now, we have Barak Obama, George W. Bush, and Laura Bush, concerned about making democracy in Afghanistan. How George and his wife are going to change thousands of years of fanatical religion is beyond comprehensions. Sure, we’d all love to see it happen, but is that really what our X-President should be doing while we are drowning in debt?
 
All I can say is, our former President and first lady were blowing holy gumballs of Afganistan concern out of their mouths every other second. It almost makes me feel like making a mock gumball head of thorns to send to them.
 
I’m sorry. It’s just…all so political, isn’t it?
 
We are learning…when a President pontificates the most NOBLE of reasons for justifiing fiddling in other nations, there is almost always another reason, which is the real one, which they can’t tell you, so it just makes them look good to make up some humanitarian agenda.
 
Obama is trying to take credit for sending democracy through Libya, Tunisia, and Egypt. George Bush is trying to tell us that he will be responsible for saving the country of Afghanistan, almost as if he didn’t want to be left out of history…or upstaged.
 

This nobody says:…Before you go blowing holy gumballs of benevolence, telling us democracy is going to shine in Afghanistan, you guys,…How about saving America first?

 
Remember…America? Or….have you forgotten her?  As I remember…she served you well.

April 1, 2011 Posted by | Islam, Middle East, Presidents | | 2 Comments

What Is Coming…

Nobody Flashes

I had a busy day today, but someone sent this to me, and I thought it was worth posting.

The world ahead is going to be so totally awesome if they really make this stuff happen, but…I STILL like the old fashion book.

Enjoy! (Thanks to several…and to JR and Pat)

March 30, 2011 Posted by | energy | | 2 Comments

The 12th Imam VS The Freemasons:Get Your Tickets Here!

Nobody Wins: Here’s an interesting twist to a subject that I just can’t help but noticing– if you haven’t already seen the film that is being shown all over the world, called, “The Coming is Near” in which it is predicted that the 12th Imam is coming back to take over the world…then you can take a view of it here. While you may find it boring through the beginning…(I did) fast forward it towards the end (around 23 min.) when you start seeing the pictures of our past Presidents. The video talks mostly about the Freemasons wanting to take over the world.

First

Gee…I didn’t know there were so many masons…did you? ALL the western world’s leaders are going to secret rituals and saving the widow’s son? If that’s true…than Obama better look into it…he is being left out.

 Many of us in America have read and are familiar with a “secret” society of Freemasons…through books, movies, and family members— but I thought it particularly strange, that an Iranian propaganda movie made for people in the Middle East, assume that Muslims are even be familiar with the concepts of Freemasons. Over here, people hardly give them any thought. Ask a young person in America if he knows any Freemasons and he will think it’s some kind of rock band.
 
At this same time this week, The History Channel presented a two-hour special on Freemasons, and I found the coincidental timing of these two media presentations almost suspicious.
 
There is no doubt that the powerful leaders of the Western world have secret meetings and keep most of their plans from the “little” people, but The History Channel’s conclusion was that the Freemasons are not powerful at all…just a boy’s club of good guys.
 
Frankly, that worries me almost as much as the video from Iran. I don’t think that sensational video of “The Coming is Near” was made for the people over there, I think it was propaganda made to be seen by the little nobodies…over here.
 
Basically they are telling us..‘Your leaders are in an evil plot to take over the world.” And there is a lot of truth to that. But, guess what? I’ll take our evil leaders over their evil leaders any day of the week.
 
For one thing, our malls are not ready for the swarming of black Burke’s‘. High heels are all the rage.

 I don’t even want to think about this, but I find you must think of all angles: There could have been American people on our side who helped with this video.We have got plenty of idiots over here helping with the riots in the Middle East. It wouldn’t be the first time in history….people make lots of money off war.

Second
 
The famous symbol of the Freemasons with the compass and the anvil, and the G (representing God) in the middle is supposed to mean for all Masons to :”circumscribe their desires and keep their passions within due bounds toward all mankind.”
(Well, that leaves Bill Clinton out.)
  
Something tells me we are going to need some hammers in that symbol, the compass is just not cutting it. Maybe we should just put them all the Freemasons in the Coliseum in Rome, and tell them to fix it. Then we’ll tell the Muslims waiting for the 12th Imam that he is going to rise up out of the bottom of the Coliseum and save the world. And while they wait for him…we can go back to our lives, and watch more documentaries on the History Channel about how the Templar’s were very rich men, and some of them were gay, and Washington D.C. is under the sign of Virgo because even politicians like virgins, and Bill Clinton is a 33 Master Mason, and the seeing eye goes back to Isis, and Obama is REALLY the 13th Iman…and…if you see the numbers 22, and 1111 be sure the eye is talking to you…and Lindsey Lohan is going to become a Mason…and take over the world…and Skull and Bones is really just a sleazy bar in Oxford, and I can’t get enough of this stuff…can you?
 
And THAT’s why they mentioned it, I’m sure.  Also…check out the nun..in the video.  That’s a clue right there that there’s something else here that’s meets the eye….
 
Oh yes, the eye is on our dollar! And it’s…closing…now…wait…it’s disappearing…..it’s falling down that oil well…quick…grab it!.

March 29, 2011 Posted by | Islam, Middle East, Money | | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Superman Obama VS The Supernuts EU

Nobody’s Perfect: Darn. I missed ‘President’ Obama’s big speech on why we are in Libya tonight….by all accounts I’ll go with Sarah Palin’s reaction to it which was…”What is the mission again?”
What I did notice from the few clips that I saw was that Obama made sure to start out with praising all the troops and soldiers and reminding everyone that was listening that he is the “commander in chief” who can put our troops anywhere in the world in which he sees trouble…(What is Congress for again? Why do we pay those guys?)
 
He said this: “The United States of America is different and as president I refuse to wait for the images of slaughter and mass graves before taking action. Moreover, America has an important strategic interest in preventing Gaddafi from overrunning those who oppose him,”

 (Mighty Mouse…is on the waaaaaaaay!!)

Obama’s strategic interest was he didn’t want people flooding into Tunisia and Egypt. Too bad he doesn’t feel that way about our drug war on our border..40,000 people so far have been brutally murdered in Mexico. If he is so concerned about images of mass slaughter why doesn’t Obama send bombers down there? Why? We have more of a strategic interest in stopping the drugs coming into our country, then helping al-Qaeda fight Gaddafi.
 
Not to mention, that’s a LOT of dead people, Mr. President, down there, and some of them are missing their heads.
 
Did you MISS the pictures of the mass graves just south of our border Mr. President?
 
Obama didn’t have to wait for images of the already dead in all the other Middle Eastern cesspools of “democracy,” they are right there in front of him. It was reported that 67 dead bodies are waiting for him to take a look at in Syria.
 
Saying that he doesn’t want the efforts at democracy in the Middle East to be spoiled by Gaddafi was about as lame as Newt Gingrich (who almost made the cut tonight) saying his first two marriages broke up because of his ever eternal love of his country. Both excuses pretty lame if you ask me.
 
Nevertheless, Obama is no surprise, but this headline absolutely floored me.
         
                                        EU to ban cars from cities by 2050.
 
Cars will be banned from London and all other cities across Europe under a draconian EU master plan to cut CO2 emissions by 60 per cent over the next 40 years.
 
Unless of course you are a member of the EU, than you can drive your limousine in any city at all. They can all race their expensive cars down the main drags.
 
Obama may be a insufferable Marxist, a Soros puppet, an illuminati Mafia candidate working for the job of head guy at the UN..but I’d say the EU wins hands down this week on the “Nobody’s Perfect” calendar…coming into the threshold of really crazy loons.
 
Ban all cars from London? Rome? Paris? Brussels? It’s about time they banned the EU.

March 28, 2011 Posted by | EU, Obama | , | 3 Comments

Obamacrats Part II

Nobody Remembers: Let’s remember our fine historical history of the connections between the mob and the Democrats. This just released on AP:

President Barack Obama will raise cash for Democrats in New York this week and Chicago next month. A Democratic official says Obama will raise money for the Democratic National Committee Tuesday night during a trip to New York for the dedication of a United Nations building. Obama will also attend a democratic fundraiser April 14 in his hometown of Chicago, the same city where his re-election campaign will be based.

As we recall, it was Jimmy Hoffa that gave the final votes from Illinois to put Jack Kennedy in the White House, simply because Joseph Kennedy, his dad, who made his millions off of illegal bootlegging, asked them to do it as a favor. And then, the OTHER brother, Robert, who was made Attorney General by his Presidential brother, came after them, for which, many say…the Mafia had them both killed, with the blessing of LBJ who REALLY wanted to be President.
 
Hey, that’s what they say.
 
New York and Tammery Hall…are still alive, and now, Richard Daley, the current Chicago Jimmy Hoffa, works for Obama. Rahn Emanuel, Obama’s right hand man, was given the office of Mayor of Chicago, to make sure that the votes from Illinois once again go to Obama, keeping them all in power. Harry Reid will die before he leaves Las Vegas, the town that was built by the pensions trust funds of the Unions out of Chicago.
 
Nobody talks about the Mafia anymore, but they did send Rahm a dead fish, when he left the White House.
 
Those Mafia guys really have a great sense of humor.

March 28, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Obamacare | | Leave a comment

Nuclear Fallout: Do You REALLY Want to Know?

Nobody Opinion:
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers. ~Tom Stoppard  
It seems the more I read, and the more I search, the less I know about the radiation problem in Japan, and if we could be actually be affected here in the United States. Just when I hear some expert on TV say, “Don’t worry about it.”, somebody else comes out and says, “They are lying to you.” I wish they’d make up their minds.
 
There are experts on BOTH sides of the issue. Is this science or politics? When in doubt, ask someone you think might know. So I asked my cousin Corky. (That’s what real nobodies do.) “Well gee, they exploded thousands of nuclear bombs all over the world in the fifties and sixties and nobody ever died from that, did they?”
 
Uh…I don’t know…somebody must have gotten sick…somewhere.
 
And that’s the trouble with this stuff. You can’t see it. You can’t smell it. But it can kill you, in twenty or thirty years down the road. (Having said that: do NOT read anything about Nano-technology…that’s my advice.)
 
 And why should we trust our government to tell us the truth? In WWII, even though it was well documented that cigarettes caused lung cancer, (The Nazi’s established that fact.) free cigarettes were put in every soldier’s daily C-ration. This went on until 1975. The reason given was that it “calmed the nerves,” but cigarettes also made you less hungry. Ask anyone who smokes why they don’t want to quit, they say they don’t want to gain weight.
 
John Sparke, a man who went with the British Admiral, John Hawkins, to explore Florida in 1564, writes in his observation of the local Indians that:

“The Floridians, when they travel, have a kind of herb dried (tobacco) which, with a cane and an earthen cup in the end, with fire, and the dried herbs put together, do suck through the cane the smoke thereof, which smoke satisfies their hunger; and therewith they live four or five days without meat or drink; and this all the Frenchmen used for this purpose.”

Wow…calm nerves and makes them a more efficient army—what General could resist? General George Washington might have handed out cigarettes at Valley Forge had he known.
All the movie stars smoked back then, and the tobacco companies should have made a fortune; it was a win/win situation at the time for a government trying to win a war.
 
Sadly, it was their children that had to watch the ‘greatest generation’ die of cancer—I know firsthand as I watched my own parents (whom survived WWII) struggle with quitting themselves, and the hideous suffering they had to go through—caused by smoking.
 
And what do I know about “radiation” besides the fact that it’s bad for you? I’m not even sure about the cell phones. I know enough to surmise that any parent that lets a child under six use one every day is playing with loaded dice.
 
Japan, just by being themselves..are acting like they’ve got it under control. But, when a report came out that the level at the Fukushima plant was 10 million times the normal level, you go…Whoa…I’m staying inside for a week!
 
Okay, I’m kidding.
 
Remember, you can’t see this stuff, and it does not dissipate…like any good little particle of nuclear stuff…it has a shelf- life of forever. It floats around, until rain or snow brings it down, and then it’s a whole other problem. That they can agree on.
 
Right after the earthquake hit, they all said, “Hey folks! This will disappear over the ocean..you’re all safe.” And then days later, the REAL nasty stuff exploded and everyone was pretty quiet, and then…Hey!…how about that Charlie Sheen? Can you believe that guy?
 
Right now, the United States is bringing fresh water to Japan because theirs has been contaminated..that can’t be good.
 
So, in true American media fashion, this danger has now been regulated to the bottom of the news hour. Libya is now our main concern. Gadfly is a major threat, according to all who pontificate. Oh…and by the way..you’ve got higher levels of radiation out there in Nevada, Colorado, and Florida,…and today an expert said:

“There’s no significant threat to the United States from the radiation from this area. And, in fact, I would argue the people in the United States who are buying iodine pills ought to save them for the people in Japan. The people in Japan need them.” 

Sorry, I’m not sending mine. Years ago, I saw a doctor on Fox news say that everyone should have a bottle of KI’s (Potassium Iodide) in their closet. I bought three bottles. I gave one to my son, who said, “Come on mom…if we get hit by a nuclear blast, I’ll be dead. You worry too much.”

 He may be right. I may be crazy. But, just in case, I’m taking my Ginkgo and putting a few more drops of liquid Kelp in my water. And then..watch…knowing me, I’ll catch a virus that I can’t see from a K-Mart bathroom, left there by an illegal alien, and think I’m dying of Ebola, never knowing that it was actually the radioactive toilet paper made in China which was contaminated from the fallout from Fukushima that killed me when I touched it.
 
Okay, I have an active imagination, but it’s not my fault...like I said. I wish someone would just tell us the truth. And that’s NOT gonna happen, is it?
 
Someday, the children of the “idiotic generation” might be watching their parents die of some new cancer from being exposed to nuclear plutonium dropping on their heads while they were breathing heavily while talking on their cell phones, standing in line to get on Space Mountain at Disneyland. It’s safe to say, that it will take years for some nobody to figure out that our government knew the possible dangers and just couldn’t do anything about it, so why bother us with facts?
 
And on that note, I’m going to stop looking in the mirror, because lately I’m always thinking as I look back at myself ..I’m saying…Admit it, you have no clue. What you do know, is going to drive you crazy, so stop thinking about it. Not looking at mirrors is easy…especially at my age. But NOT reading the newspapers—I’m afraid I wouldn’t give that up even if it kills me.
 
I must face the facts: I’m radioactively doomed to ignorant perdition in all things nuclear.
 
I hope you are too.

March 27, 2011 Posted by | energy | | 3 Comments

Houston: We Have a “REAL FAKE” Presidential Candidate!

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night: I have been getting so many great emails during the week, that I think I’ll have to post them more than once a week. It seems such a pity to let these gems of wisdom and enlightenment go without notice. So, keep an eye out for more from me.
Here’s one by Bill Cosby…who was not only one of the funniest men on the planet, but a real American, who maybe SHOULD run for President!
 
(Thanks to Pat)
UPDATE: I have been informed from better sources than me, that Bill Cosby never said this stuff. Well, okay. Sorry bout that. BUT…it’s a good platform for somebody to run on…any takers?
 
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Bill Cosby has a great way of “distilling” things. Looks like he’s done it again!  

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

 
I have decided to become a write-in candidate for President for the year 2012… Here is my platform:
 
1. Any use of the phrase: ‘Press one for English’ is immediately BANNED! English IS the official language: Speak it, or wait outside our borders until you can.
 
2. We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we’ll do NO exports. We will use the “Wal-Mart’s” policy, ‘If we ain’t got it, you don’t need it.” We’ll make it here and sell it here!
 
3. When imports are allowed, there will be 100% import tax on it coming in here.
 
4. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the Southern border of the United States. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTH BOUND aliens.
 
5. Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn’t put nothin in, you AIN’T getting nothin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
 
6. Welfare. Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.
 
7. Professional Athletes–Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you’re banned from sports…For life.
 
8. Crime—we will adopt the Turkish method, I.e., the first time you steal you lose your right hand. (Nobody says…Bill is really getting into it now!) There is no more ‘life sentences.’ If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
 
9. One export of will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.
 
10. All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately lower the taxes. When disasters occure around the world, we’ll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the deicsion as to whether, or not, it is a worthy cause.
 
11. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school, and every day in CONGRESS.
 
12. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, ete.
 
My apologies if I have stepped on anyone’s toes…NEVERTHELESS…

 

                         GOD BLESS AMERICA
 
 Sincerly,
 
Bill Cosby.

March 27, 2011 Posted by | Entertainers, Presidents | | 3 Comments