Joyanna Adams

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RIDE Those Greedy Hogs, Sarah!

Nobody’s Opinion: Memorial Day is over with, and what did we find out? Our Presidents care about the soldiers. (I say Presidents, plural, because NONE of them ever go away.) Over 6,000 have been killed and 43,000 injured from the now “three” wars we are fighting. (Or is it four? I’m losing count.)

They know they should at least put some Presidential PR effort into their photo-ops. ‘President Obama’ went overboard this year, actually laying the wreath at the Unknown Soldiers’ grave, unlike last year when he sent Joe Biden to lay the wreath. He showed up, made a speech, and went off to play golf. He’s just so thankful that they caught bin Laden on his watch he can’t stand the luck, and so he went off to celebrate. After all, Obama got the gay military issued solved, brought General Pretraeus back here, and is not any closer to winning any war.

Oh…we are not suppose to win wars anymore… I forgot.

Ex-President Bush, went bike riding with amputees from the Iraq war, and Fox devoted almost a half hour to the event. Message: If you are going to send them to war, you ought to be nice to them. So, I’d say, next year, Obama ought to at least invite some amputees to play golf, that is, if he wants to be welcomed back to Ft. Hood. Remember, President Bush stopped playing golf in respect to the boys who were dying overseas. So he rode his bike instead.

I still can’t figure out that logic, can you? And speaking of logic…

Nobody’s Perfect: Some couple in Sweden have decided that, “It’s cruel to bring a child into the world with a blue or pink stamp on their forehead.” so they have made up their minds to not let anyone in the world know what sex their child is: including the child.

Well, that makes perfect sense.

I’d say the parents are being cruel here. If it’s not bad enough that they refuse to tell him/her anything about his gender, just wait till he/she gets to school and the kids all call him/her Pop.
Yes, these idiots named the kid, “Pop.”

Wait till the kids all gather round him/her singing, ‘Pop goes the weasel’ after they bag a few beanies on his/her head. Nobody wants to know what they are putting in the goat milk up there.

And speaking of what Nobody Knows..

 Nobody Knows what Janet Napolitano, our National Security Nazi, is drinking these days. Molesting everybody that moves, is not enough for her…she wants to use a sort of psychological spy machines…a lot like the ones in Minority Report. (The movie) These machines can tell from facial recognition if you are thinking of committing a crime.

So, last time I looked, I bet half the people on the planet are thinking of committing a crime. What if they profile some six-year-old kid who feels like stealing his little sister’s hot dog? What are they going to do? Arrest him?

Well of course they are! You can’t dance under the Jefferson Memorial, what makes you can even think about stealing a hot dog!? Wait, they search malevolent babies now. This will start us on a new road to BEFORE you commit a crime, we can arrest you. The new motto will be, “Guilty until proven innocent,” which is how I suggest we think of everyone in power…they are ALL guilty.

And speaking of power..

Nobody’s Fool: Netanyahu said this week, “No one has the power to stop the decision to recognize a Palestinian state in the UN General Assembly in September. It can also be possible to make the decision that that the world is flat. ” This means, that he will attack Iran, if push comes to shove, and make it flat to fit the bill…which brings me to the subject that nobody seems to care about…

Nobody Reports that Janet Napolitano told one of her best friends to stock up on food and water, at least six months worth. Gee Janet, when are you going to tell the rest of us?

And in a more humorous mood…

Nobody Wonders how a University Professor from Columbia, got lost in a Louisiana swamp for four days looking for “ducks”? Right. Probably very stoned ducks. Nobody also wonders how a smart guy like him, with all the rain we’ve been having, he could NOT find fresh water, and resorted to drinking his own urine?

And we are suppose to be impressed? Just what did he learn in college? And speaking of being impressed…

Nobody Remembers when she asked her father, one me Memorial Day long ago, what he remembered about the war? The first thing he told me was that he learned how to sleep with his eyes open, because the rats in the South Pacific were as big as dogs and would bite. From that time on, I would have to check to see if he was asleep or awake when I got home late from a date by flashing my hands in front of his eyes, when he was on the couch. Yep. He kept that talent until he died.

And speaking of checking things out…

 Nobody Wins when the country is going bankrupt and most people this holiday season, skipped the “events’ which can put you back money you are going to need to buy that water and food for six months.
No, around my neighborhood, everyone just mowed their lawns..and

Nobody Cared when they heard the news about two women “wrestling” around 3.15 in Atlanta in their hotel room. They just went and wrestled right out the ten- story window. Lashawana’s 30th birthday ended with a big flash. Something tells me that alcohol might have been involved.(Dave Barry strikes again.) And speaking of flashing…

 Nobody Flashes: At least Sarah Palin gave us an excellent uplift, when she rode into DC with the bikers on Memorial Day. This picture is one of my favorite of her.

Thanks Sarah.  Next year, Nobody would like it better than to see you drive one of those big hogs into town, don’t just ride on the back, next time, drive one in yourself. Start practicing.

Nobody Thinks the United States has lots of roads for you to practice on, and they all lead to Washington D.C., the city of Greedy Hogs, just waiting to be tied.

May 30, 2011 Posted by | politics | | 6 Comments

Nobody Knows What Hillary Saw, But Nobody Can Guess!

Nobody Knows
 
It was reported, when this picture was first released, that Vice President Joe Biden, ‘President’ Obama, Admiral Michael Mullen, Director of Intelligence, James Clapper, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, Counterterrorism Chief John Brennan, and Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates,…were watching the assassination of Bin Laden as it happened. Then, the next day, they said that…no, that’s not right. Hillary was trying to suppress a cough and they were actually, staring at a blank screen.
 
Well cowboys and cowgirls…do we REALLY believe that? Since they will not admit exactly WHAT they saw, or what they had found out, I think we can assume we are free to speculate.
 
What did Hillary (and the rest) REALLY see in Osama’s bedroom?
 
 
1. Oh my god…there’s a copy of Obama’s REAL birth certificate!
 
2. Is that a pork sandwich?
 
3. He has Euro’s? Didn’t we just send him about a million? Does this mean he has lost faith in the dollar? Don’t tell Bernanke.
 
4. Hillary: Oh no…he has my private phone number.
 
5. My god…he makes his own beer? What does it say? (Seal member picks up bottle to show label)— Bin Lager?
 
6. He’s watching Conan O’Brian?
 
7. Wait…pan over…is that…is that…Michael Jackson’s doctor?
 
8. What else is that on the table? —Kosher Dills!?
 
9. He does WHAT with camels?
 
10…Wait…he has a tattoo…who is it? (Seal guy lifts up Osama’s arm) …looks like…is that….Shirley Temple?

 

(Nobody Makes this stuff up…just because, they won’t tell us.)

May 5, 2011 Posted by | Clintons, politics | | 2 Comments

Robert Redford: Still Waiting for CHANGE He Can Believe In

Nobody Cares: Robert Redford has come out of the woods to promote his new movie called “The Conspirator.” It’s about some woman who was at the house were the plot to assassinate Lincoln was hatched, and she claimed to be innocent of the whole thing. Evidently, there was corruption on the jury, and the President got involved. (So what else is new?)
 
Robert says, “She was stoic in the defense of herself. And they put her in a military tribunal, which should have been a civil trial. This is tricky territory. When I got the script, I though, uh oh. There are obvious parallels with how this country is today. We’re not making something up here to make a political point. It’s there. It’s up to the audience to find it and say ‘Wow, how have we progressed? Have we? Or are we repeating ourselves? But I can’t talk about that.”
 
Wuss.  Why don’t you just say you think all Muslim terrorists should have a civil trial?
 
Hey, as a movie star, I like Robert Redford. He’s made a lot of entertaining films. But, if my husband makes me watch Jeremiah Johnson one more time, I think I’ll start stewing rabbits for his dinner. When it comes to politics, I’d have a hard time sitting in the same log cabin with Robert, and I would probably be serving him chicken necks with dandelions.
 
He added this:

The moderns are the hi-tech Silicon Valley people. The traditionalists on the lower end of it are the people who don’t want change, they’re afraid of change, therefore they have anger. The fear card is a very big powerful card and when you have people afraid of change, they’ll do anything to prevent it. They’re doing it because they’re limited, frightened of people who are not as limited.”

Nobody Says— You’re damn right we don’t want to change America into a communist country, where a few rich boys like you grab all the land to “protect” our “lower” proclivities to want to go and fish and enjoy them ourselves. And you’re damn right some of us are afraid of all the new technology where cell phones have trackers in them, kids can be watched from computers at school, and they can find out wherever we drive by satellite chips in our cars. We are truly afraid of what this power means in the hands of a few….And we are reminded everytime we go to the airport.
 
Redford continues and says the real problem in the country is the “traditionalists.”
 
Anyone who loves America…I guess is the problem.
 
He’s not happy with Obama either. He says the left does its level best to preserve a corrupting status- quo, even if it means creating an unsustainable future for our children and bankrupting our great nation.

Nobody Says: Make up your mind Robert. Or, are you talking about the bears, and the coyotes?
 
Redford, also doesn’t like Sarah Palin. “I think Sarah Palin, part of her strength is how limited she is.”  This is coming from a man who has the biggest collection of porn video’s anywhere, outside in his barn at Sundance. Yeah, I suppose next to Robert, she IS limited in knowing how many times Debbie Does Dallas.
 
Robert Redford likes to see himself as a modern day Jeremiah Johnson. But I would bet you a whole wagon of rabbit skins that if Robert
Redford and Sarah Palin were dropped off in the wilderness of Alaska, Robert Redford would be begging on Sarah to use her ‘limited knowledge”  to help him get back home.
 
Redford would not make it back to his Sundance without her.
 
I’m just saying.

April 19, 2011 Posted by | politics | 3 Comments

Nobody Cares About a Sleepy Joe Biden

Nobody Cares:

My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived.”   

                        John Adams

The most remembered moment of Obama’s speech this week was Vice President, Joe Biden, who was sleeping . Joe was so inspired, that he took a nap. Either that or he was bored. If you look at the black lady behind him, and the woman who can hardly keep her head up right in back of him… he wasn’t the only one bored. So…here are a few guesses as to what he was thinking, or what Timothy Geithner was thinking:

 

Tim    There he goes again. You don’t see the guy for months, and when he does show up, all he does is sleep. The bastard is faking it. He owes me for covering up all his expenses in Rio, and he doesn’t want to fork out. He’s just pretending to be asleep so he doesn’t have to pay me.

Joe   Mary had a little lamb, it’s fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

Tim: God…I’d like to punch the guy…he’s such a moron.

Joe: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…bacon…..mmmmmmmmmm..steak…mmmmm..train….

Tim: Couldn’t he have picked someone with a little more class to be VP, like me?

Joe: I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree…

Tim: Look, there’s the camera. I’m NOT going to kick him..I hope they blast him tomorrow.

Joe: Nipples. Honey.

Tim: He doesn’t know it, but I’ve got the numbers to his Cayman account.

Joe: Angelina…baby…

 Okay…not many people know that Joe Biden almost died at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, in February 1988, because he had to have surgery to correct an intracranial berry aneurysm that had begun leaking. And while he was recovering, he suffered a pulmonary embolism. Later in May of 1988 he had another operation to repair a second aneurysm, and was out of the Senate for nine months. And while no more incidents have been reported…maybe Joe is due.
 
I’m just saying.
 
 And this is the man that is second in line to become President.

April 15, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Obama, politics | | Leave a comment

Soros Projects Death in America

Nobody Remembers: I’m not going to talk about Obama’s speech today. He said the same old, same old: Tax the rich, Bush is at fault, and I’m going to keep spending money. You have to sacrifice for ME.
 
I found out something today, much more interesting…the actual author of Obamacare. I thought it was Hillary Clinton.
 
I was wrong.
 
Remember Hillary’s Health Security Act? In 1994, Hillarycare, even though it was cooked up in secret meetings behind closed doors (as was Obamacare) it was being promoted by anchors on the major television networks giving the plan free promotion. But then, a private group of healthcare insurers put up one single $14 million dollar ad campaign called “Harry and Louise.” America reacted with horror, and Bill and Hillary had to accept defeat.
 
Nevertheless, George Soros, wanted to keep one thing alive from Hillarycare: “rationed care.” Not long after Hillarycare’s defeat, Soros spoke at Columbia University’s school of medicine to a roomful of physicians and introduced his new, “Project on Death in America.”
 
Yes, that’s what he called it. This from The Shadow Party by David Horowitz:

“Its overt purpose was to help the elderly and the terminally ill go to their deaths more comfortably, by providing hospices, pain reduction and other sorts of “palliative” care, not designed to cure them but simply to help them relax, feel better and accept the inevitable. But the Project on Death also had a covert purpose, which was almost certainly its real purpose. That purpose was to save money by rationing healthcare—specifically by denying expensive care to people who were deemed hopeless or whose lives were not considered worth saving for one reason or another. Under Soros’s proposal many gravely ill people would be given “palliative” care instead of real care, which was much less expensive.”

Soros said, “The fear is that the dying of the elderly will drain the national treasury.” Yes…as we hear in every debate now…they can’t afford the baby boomers to live to long. We cost too much. We just have to trim Medicare. We…are expendable. Sorry. That’s why it MUST be repealed.
 
Later on, in order to make sure that NO commercial could ever defeat the passage of Soros’ Project on Death ever again, Soros gave big money to McCain and Feingold. (through all his many organizations) The McCain-Feingold bill’s purpose was not to clean up dirty money in politics, it did nothing of the sort, but to regulate political speech 60 days before a general election.
 
Did McCain know what he was doing? (Does Lady Gaga like to go naked?) And just why does Palin keep protecting him again?
 
George Soros was the man behind the McCain-Feingold Bill. He wanted to make sure that no one could post a negative advertisement about his Soros/Hillary/ObamaCare ever again. No more “Obamacare Holocaust” commercials will ever appear in our lifetime, thanks to George Soros depriving us of free speech.
 
And John McCain. (Mr. McCain…shame on you. Pump your ride and get out of Dodge, for the love of Pete.)
 
In his book, David Horowitz connects the long time association between Hillary and Soros. It seems, both Hillary and Obama truly are his puppets. Yeah, well, we really didn’t think Obama picked Hillary to be his Secretary of State— did we now?
 
You have to give Glenn Beck credit. He showed how this one man is ruining the world, for his own glee and profit. George Soros is one man who should be tried for crimes against humanity. Hopefully, he will have to abide someday by his own Project on Death,—the sooner the better.

April 14, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, Obamacare, politics | | 2 Comments

What’s In YOUR Cookie Jar Little Girl?

Nobody Wins : This article was sent to me by my good colleague in Australia, (amfortas) who was ever so keen to note that this happened all the way around the world, in my little home town. I’m glad SOMEONE is paying attention. Put that with the video, and you see the problem.

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Who needs the human tapeworms behind these restrictions? St. Louis-Area Girls Told to Close Cookie Stand

Each February and March for the past six years, Caitlin Mills, 16, and Abigail Mills, 14, have put a card table in front of their home in Hazelwood, Mo., and sold Girl Scout cookies to drivers passing by. This year, however, the city of Hazelwood notified their mother, Carolyn Mills, that the girls’ cookie stand violated city ordinances and must be shut down. Today, according to a news release from Freedom Center of Missouri, the Mills family — but not the Girl Scouts of America as they are not involved in the case — filed suit in state court to ensure that children in Hazelwood and all over the state will be free to set up similar stands in their own front yards.

“It is a time-honoured tradition for American children to set up a stand in the front yard and sell lemonade or baked goods to people passing by,” said Dave Roland, Freedom Center of Missouri director of litigation. “These stands are not only a fun way to pass a summer afternoon, they are frequently children’s first encounter with the basics of entrepreneurship, customer service, and money management.”

Notice of the city’s move to shut down the cookie-selling stand came as a surprise to Mrs. Mills. “It never even crossed my mind that my girls might need to get permission from the city before setting up their cookie stand,” she said. “I was even more shocked when city officials told me that you couldn’t even get a permit for it.” Caitlin Mills was diplomatic about the situation. “We know that our city officials are working hard to make sure that Hazelwood is a nice place to live,” she explained. “But even good city officials sometimes make mistakes. All we are asking is for the court to say it was a mistake for the city to tell us to shut down our cookie stand.”
 
 The implications of this case, however, reach far beyond Hazelwood’s city limits, according to Roland: For more than a century, American courts adhered to the principle that people could use their property almost any way they saw fit as long as they were not harming anyone else. Despite this general rule, courts allowed governments to use the “police power” to create laws carefully designed to protect the public health, safety, and welfare. Over time, however, courts shifted from the presumption that citizens should be able to make use of their property to a presumption that government should be able to restrict its use. The issue in this case is whether state and local governments still face any constitutional limitations on their ability to control the use of private property.

“Courts have already held that cities can control what citizens can build on their property, where they can build it… even what color they can paint it,” Roland said. “If Hazelwood and other cities can prohibit kids from setting up a harmless, temporary cookie stand in their own front yard, it is hard to say that our constitutions still offer any significant protection for private property rights. The Freedom Center of Missouri hopes to remind the courts that vigorous protection of property rights is vital to the American constitutional system and way of life.”

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So, a kid (or in this case young adult) cannot sell lemonade (or cookies) here in Hazelwood without a permit, and they do not issue permits. Therefore, the kid has to wait till he grows up and gets his first job at McDonalds…thereby discouraging him from having a business of his own.

Getting ‘permission’ is how they are training the kids that they cannot do much of anything without the government’s permission. It also makes the parents look weak.

On the other hand, if Caitlin and her friend Abigail had actually been allowed to sell their cookies here in Hazelwood, more than likely, they would could been robbed, as this young girl was in the video. I’d say the chances were at least 50/50.

The question here is…is this happening in YOUR neighbourhood? Here in Hazelwood, I have it on good source (a teacher) that a boatload of the kids make their money selling drugs in the halls between classes.

And now…we know why: In Hazelwood, you don’t need a permit to sell drugs in school, and you have your locker to put the money safely away.

Many a billionaire has a story about how he started out making money as a kid. Paper routes, selling lemonade, and their early experiences made them into the success they became. What kind of choices are we giving our kids when they can’t experiment with selling honest products on their own property, and yet the profits of drugs are sold in the halls of our school, with teachers looking the other way?

Not much.
 

April 12, 2011 Posted by | communism, democrats, politics, teachers | | 3 Comments

Fund the Soldiers or Kill the Babies, Mmmmmmm

Nobody Wins: America was worked up to a gurgling great-bellied political tizzy today. All the networks acted as if it was the end of our world as we know it if a budget wasn’t passed by midnight. It came down to: Should we keep paying the boys overseas to die for freedom in the Middle East (and hopes that democracy will spread in Bush’s 50 years), or continue to pay for the one abortion every 95 seconds going on at Planned Parenthood, which needs only a meager $363.2 million a year to save women lives? (unless they happen to be unborn women that is.)
Heeellloooo?
 
If you picked Planned Parenthood to be funded over our troops, then maybe you should consider: What exactly is your purpose on this planet? Go ahead, there are LOTS of books out there to help you.
 
I don’t get it. The last two times the “budget” wasn’t passed was because the Democrats just didn’t feel it was worth even doing—Nobody Cared at all. But today, it was made into the greatest congressional fight since Ali and Frazier: A fight brought on by the tea party, who want to end all life on the planet.
 
Yes, and Harry Reid’s wife, daughter, and great granddaughters just might die. He pretty much said as much late into the wee hours before the final vote, which got them to throw out the question of whether or not to fund that lover of life and liberty..Planned Parenthood, and talk about it some other day.
 
Scarlett O’Hara would be proud.
 
I guess Harry just can’t afford good insurance on his wife and daughter. They HAVE to go to Planned Parenthood, he’s so poor…wait…I’m sure Harry’s family is on his really great Congressional Health Plan, so why all this worry about Planned Parenthood?
 
Did Harry Reid just LIE to the American people?
 
Sure he did. And he not getting any better at it.
 
And excuse me…Doesn’t Obamacare provide all the very same things that Planned Parenthood does? Why are we funding two programs?
 
Somewhere in the middle of the afternoon…Harry Reid gave it another shot. He scowled and gave his best and most scariest warning: The Cherry Tree Festival…might not go on.
 
OH NO…not that! Anything but that! Minute by minute panic buttons were being pressed and Americans were told that, all the parks would close down, you would not get your tax refunds until 2033, and all non-essential people would not get paid, which in real life means, two-thirds of all governmental workers, and all of Congress and our President. Everyone would still work, just not get a paycheck…it’s their progressive dream. We’d just all start bartering, tennis shoes, IPODS, and garden vegetables. Alex Baldwin would have to actually shut-up.
 
 
The drama continued to build throughout the day…Congressmen and women all giving their opinions on the hard work and frustration…each party blaming the other.

Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-N.Y.) said [Thursday] that the new Republicans elected to the House of Representatives last November came to Congress “to kill women.” She also likened Republican efforts to prohibit federal funding of abortion except in cases of rape, incest or where the life of the mother is endangered to actions taken by Nazis. And she voted for Obamacare because she thinks the idea of a small panel of people deciding who gets to live and who needs to die is just a wonderful way to practice democracy. (Okay, I said that last sentence)

In the end…at the 11th hour..the whole show was done in dramatic fashion. They, the great Congress, came up with a total of $38 million to cut…which is like me telling Bill Gates that I will give him a down payment of one dollar for Microsoft.

Joseph Farrah explains it this way…
 • 1 million seconds equals 12 days
• 1 billion seconds equals 32 years;
 • 1 trillion seconds equals 32,000 years.
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We are 14.7 trillion in debt. Let’s put them all on American Idol and make them sing.
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Harry Reid gave himself a victory dance tonight. But this nobody saw a great dog and pony show, that made you think your congress was working really hard folks— Trust us, we did a fantastic job of sending out cronies hour by hour to built up to the final moment of …YES…we agreed on something! Please love us again!  They are all in so much doo-doo they can’t get out of it…might as well put on the old political show to make the masses think something is REALLY going to change. I wouldn’t doubt it if they were all playing cards all day.
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“Ah…come on. One more game…let them all anticipate it. They will be so happy when we don’t shut it down…Come on Harry…you’re turn to deal.”
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Yes, Harry is happy tonight. “This is historic, what we’ve done,” said Harry Reid.

I agree Harry….historically idiotic, even for you.

I’m going to go have a cup of hot tea.

April 9, 2011 Posted by | democrats, politics | | 4 Comments

Ann Barnhardt…Give Her a Gold Star!

Nobody Flashes:

When General Petraeus came out and reprimanded a preacher in Florida for burning a Koran, who thereby upset thousands of Afghanistan’s men so much they went into a ranting killing spree, I don’t know about you, but as an American, I felt insulted. His reaction meant we are to HONOR the Muslims. Over 800 boys have lost their lives in Afghanistan so far, and I think they owe us the honor.

I wish someone would have put this woman on the internet to protest. Sure, we know our boys are in a hotspot of morons, but any speices of people that murder because someone ‘burns’ their holy book in some other land—Let’s just say, the concept of “civilization” is not going to come about any time soon. 

If it were me, I’d tell them for every man they killed, 200 acres of poppy fields would be burned.

This woman is fiesty, and fun…and I wish she’d run for Congress. Be sure and listen to the end. I love this gal! 

(Thanks to amfortas, you were right…she is an American after my own heart!)

April 7, 2011 Posted by | Islam, politics | | 9 Comments

Send Her to Washington

Nobody Cares

—about the fact that I’m a sucker for the Spanish Guitar…I saw this the other day— not only is the music wonderful, the video  made me think: Right now in the deep halls of our Congress, our politicans are circling each other like sharks—trying to balance the “budget.”

Maybe we should send this woman into the dark shallow depths of our Congress…as you can see, she is a master of Sharks!

In fact…did you how well she handled Harry Reid? And there was a great shot of Obama.

 And at the end…Nancy Pelosi is actually looking pretty good.

I know…everything is political to me. I’ll stop.

(Thanks to J.R.)

April 5, 2011 Posted by | politics | | 1 Comment

Practically Guiding Us to the Future…

Nobody’s Opinion I was flushing around in an old 1995 book I had in my library today called, The Practical Guide to Practically Everything, when I came across the Chapter on Careers:

Here’s what it said, and I’m NOT making this up:

THE YEAR AHEAD: BE PREPARED…for more job turmoil, less job security…

Remember, in 1995, Bill Clinton was President, and the economy, according to everyone at the time was the best it had ever been. Yes, Bill Clinton, it was being reported daily, had bought down our deficit and gave us a surplus, the first in years! So…Why does this say, in 1995, that there will be more job turmoil? How did this guy know?

He knew.

ADVOID manufacturing jobs, which will continue to slump…

Okay, how did they know that? This is 1995, BEFORE the big crash. It’s almost as if this guy KNEW the plan coming, and was really telling us what to do. Trump is right. We have no manufacturing here, and it’s been slowly dissipating for many years due to our fine officials in Washington, who did not protect our manufacturing base, which every other country in the world does but us.

It was suicidal, so why?

The biggest employer is our government, and those that work for the government just manufacture huge, gargantuan salaries— among other nefarious things. But to write this in 1995?

They knew.

SEEK out jobs in the fast-growing service sector.

Now you get the feeling they were purposely taking all of America to a ‘service’ economy for some ultimate far-off goal. This was not the FIRST time I had read that the United States of America would become a “service” economy..KFC, McDonalds, Burger King, Subway, K-Mart, Wal-Mart— there are mostly only service jobs now in the private sector. I had been reading about us becoming a service job economy for many years in various career books in the libraries as far back as 1990. Most of the “service’ jobs now, are in the government.

It was like they were preparing the masses, to know, that in the future..America would be just “service.’ No manufacturing. Let those Chinese do it. We’ve decided.

They knew.

APPLY for an internship to land a job…

While working free for a short time is nothing new, it has been taken to a fine art. Arianna Huffington just got reprimanded for not paying her many writers on her Huffington Post. Volunteering is the new mantra…don’t get paid…donate all your services for free. Be a good person. Cleverly they are using the churches to push this “we want free slaves” idea. How many jobs nowadays have internships besides the government? Enquiring minds want to know.

DON’T EXPECT more than a 4 percent raise…

How about, don’t expect any raises? How about— expect to lose your job sometime soon and then work the rest of your life at a part- time job?

PROTEST because women still earn less than men…

Oh please…this one is getting old. But it’s the new/too old, feminist agenda. A lot of women in America make MORE money than the men, at least around my neighborhood. They are destroying the “men’s’ jobs, which are mostly in construction, and manufacturing…so that we will have a nation of women at work, in ‘service’ jobs, and not at home raising kids. Send those liberal bleeding hearts to Afghanistan, they need women workers there. (Wait, I’m getting cantankgerous…where’s my tonic?)

ANTICIPATE fewer perks… Fewer perks? Is no more eating out, or taking vacations, or buying new cars, or sending the kids to college, or going to movies, etc… considered a perk? I don’t know too many people riding in Limo’s.

Forget the perks, unless you’re on welfare, then you can take that trip to Las Vegas.

SURF the Internet for new job listings…

Charlie Sheen is looking for Warriors who can hold machete’s..Tweet him.

DON’T ANSWER every question at a job interview..

This means, do not, under any circumstances whatsoever, tell the interviewer you are a tea party patriot or a birther. In the words of Professor Dumbledore…The consequences could be severe.

RELAX if you get fired.

If you are any color but white, you have no worries. The government will take care of you. (Wait, my cousin is white and the government has supported her and her three kids, and her six grandchildren for just about forever.) Okay….you have to be lazy, and dishonest. I will say…’If you are lazy and dishonest.” relax…get fired.

BUT…If you are white, you are to become an extinct species…and if you don’t believe me, look up any information on how the white man is going to be the minority by the year 2025. They are TELLING you now, just so you know.

They warned you back in 1995, so they are warning you now.

What’s next? My advice is to watch as much Sci-Fi as you can, and Glenn Beck. We are being shown night after night that most of America is going to be attacked, by comets, sunspots, ice storms, global warming, the 12th Imam, weather manipulation, Lindsey Lohan,…..so when it happens…be good boys and girls and do whatever the authorities tell you.
I guess they now know, no one is reading 2011’s Practical Guide to Practically Anything because if they were, they would be not only be trying to get fired, but would be volunteering to work for FEMA’s food services, in order to be ready for 2025. Or…is America going to be destroyed in 2012?
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I need a new guide book.

April 4, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, politics | | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers Obama’s Lies

Nobody Flashes Email on Saturday Night.

 This was one of my favorite emails this past week.

This video reminds me of an old Richard Gere movie, POWER,  where Richard played a PR man who was hired to get some guy elected President of the United States. It’s a movie worth watching, next time you’re at the video store.

The point of the movie was that a candidate can say ANYTHING to get himself elected, but once there, he can do whatever he wants. Scott Brown, ran as a conservative and won in Massachusetts. He is a fine example of what candidates can do to win people’s hearts. Scott drove a pick-up truck, got the tea party to back him, then after he was elected, he dumped them.

This video is a perfect example of this political deceit game. The promises Obama makes here are one of the reasons many voted for him. The only thing that is missing in this, is Obama saying that he would promise to never launch a war without Constitutional backing….something he just did. That is in another video.

So, one must ask…why ARE there not a boatload of reporters calling him on these things that he promised?

Uhhhhh…do I need to answer that?

Somebody should send this to Donald Trump… 

Here we see 7 lies in less than 2 minutes. Amazing.

Pass it around if you haven’t seen it, and remember to tell your liberal friends when they go to the ballot box.

 (Thanks to Tom Beebe)

April 2, 2011 Posted by | Obama, politics, Uncategorized | | 7 Comments

What Do These People Have In Common?

Making the List of Acceptable Risks: What do these People Have in Common?
 
 
Nobody Remembers one of the reasons for Charles Lindbergh’s great success, was that he was, according to his youngest child, Reeve Lindbergh, “an inveterate list maker. We used to make fun of him.” He would follow his kids around with lists for them to do.
 
To Charles, they were a point of self-preservation, and he insisted that lists were part of the important mental task of being prepared for calculated, acceptable risk.
 
Gee…I guess Bernanke didn’t keep lists, nothing about TARP was acceptable or calculated. (Or was it?)
 
Lindbergh used to make great lists before a flight, and even the fishing hooks (in case of a crash over the Arctic) were counted and weighed several times. Every ounce over meant less fuel.
 
Another famous list maker, according to those who know her, is Madonna. It seems she gets in her limo and marks off all she has to do that day. People who have worked for her say she is almost obsessed with list making. Nobody wonders if she gives HER kids lists of things to do?
 
Once, Gene Simmons went practically crazy when he lost his little black appointment book on his show.
 
Seventy percent of the people in the world, it is said, make lists. Some of them even use sticky notes on their computer. I make lists, but then, I almost never finish my daily tasks. Out of a list of fifteen, if I am lucky, I might make it to four. Show me a man or women who finishes their list every single day, and I’ll bet you they are 1. famous and 2. probably rich. That kind of drive takes superhuman effort. Not to mention—no kids, no pets, no demanding spouse, no house, no dishes, no laundry, no email, no Supernatural reruns, and no earthquakes, tornadoes, or hurricanes. It also helps if you don’t have to cook.
 
The only good piece of advice that I ever got from Bill Clinton, came from his book called, “My Life,” which, I must say, is one of the most boring books you can ever pick up…but it did have one redeeming factor which was…Bill told us all to make lists each and every day, and do the most important thing first, then go down the list and finish things off in the matter of their importance.
 
No doubt it’s one of the reasons why some little fat boy from Arkansas grew up to be one of the most powerful men in the world: He made lists. And don’t you wonder what happened to those “lists?” I bet if we could find some of Bill Clinton old lists, we would not only find thousands of telephone numbers, (and bank accounts) but lists of White House enemies, and who he had audited. Because Bill took a calculated risk even making them, you can bet they have all been shredded.
 
You would think by the horrible failure of the current administration, that nobody is keeping any lists at the White House…but that’s not quite true. Obama has a Blackberry. So, in the fine Nixononian tradition of keeping lists…I can only speculate what a daily list on Obama’s Blackberry might look like…

 

‘President’ Obama’s List of THINGS TO DO TODAY
 
Things with calculated acceptable risk:
 
1. Make sure they put your Presidential Obama logo on the cardboard Easter eggs for the Easter Egg Hunt. Make sure the Easter Party inside has the real chocolate ordered from France.
 
 2. Call Louis Farrakhan. Explain that this war will get you reelected, and remind him that that’s important for the Muslim Nation. Mention that Kaddafi is okay.
 
3. Send Michelle to the Bahamas for another vacation.
 
4. Golf: tee time 10.am tomorrow, and Sunday. Bring the clubs Tiger gave you. Send Air Force One to pick up Jeffery.
 
5. Photo-op with NBA players at 1pm. Let them all stay overnight for a big party.
 
6. Lunch with Beyonce. (Keep the NBA players away for at least an hour)
 
7. Meet with Jeb Bush to go over immigration reform at 3pm.
 
8. Invite Donald Trump to White House, but then cancel.
 
9. Fly to Chicago to meet Rahm for dinner. Make sure Daley knows he can fly on Air Force One. Go over strategy for re-election.
 
10. Get invites out to all the highest campaign contributors to get a ride on Air Force One to Dublin. COST: $700,000 a seat. Make sure Stevie gets to come.
 
11. Invade Libya, but make sure it doesn’t get out.
 
12. Call George Soros before you retire, you know how he hates it when you don’t.
 
So,..as you can see that there are LISTS…and there are lists. They are not all the same. which means, after reading Obama’s list mine is starting to make me look a lot more like Lindbergh. I’m going to start weighing my essays from now on, because, I’m sure even Charles would agree….I am taking a calculated but acceptable risk just writing this.

April 1, 2011 Posted by | Just life, Obama, politics | | 4 Comments

If Ahmadinejad is on Steroids, Could Barry Bonds Be Telling the Truth?

Nobody Knows which story in the news today was funnier: Barry Bonds saying that his trainer told him he was taking flax seed oil and arthritis cream and he had no clue he was on steroids for all the years he played baseball, or Ahmadinejad claiming that Iran has developed the first flying saucer to fly the earth.
 
Let’s hope those aliens from Roswell are actually dead.

Nobody Knows which one of these men are telling the truth.
 
 
On the one hand, if flax seed DID actually boost Barry’s Bonds muscles to the size of large cannon balls, then flax seed would cost over $100 an ounce because every man in the world would have vast cases of it stored in the back trunk of his car. AND if Barry actually believed his trainer was giving him flaxseed, that is evidence right there that his steroid abuse was beyond comprehension.
 
On the other hand, If Ahmadinejad has actually developed a flying saucer, then I say we need to see what he means to do with this “flying saucer.”
 
Invade our Capitol and capture Jack Nicholson?
 
Put a saucer over every city in the western world with JBL speakers programed to play Yoko Ono’s greatest hits over and over, thereby destroying us with our own music till we surrender to Allah?
 
Challenge our F-16’s to a showdown?
 
Land on a golf course and kidnap Obama?
 
Do night time raids over cattle farms in Iowa during our presidential primaries?
 
Sell them to Gaddafi?
 
Nobody Knows if this is real, but Ahmadinejad says these flying saucers will be spy machines, something our own government is working on night and day, only they are making spy planes to look like bugs and birds.
 
I don’t care, I’m not feeding them.
 
More than likely he is telling the truth…he has a flying saucer, but it’s NOT the first one ever to fly the earth. And I bet when we finally get to see one for real, they will look much like our drones, which, by the way, are doing a lot of damage over there.
 
The saucer, named “Zohal,” sure takes a good picture…just like all the other pictures ever taken of a UFO.
 
Nobody thinks that we do have aliens walking the earth, and today we found out that Nobody Cares.

March 22, 2011 Posted by | Middle East, politics | | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Messiah Obama VS Tax-Dodger McCaskill

Nobody’s Perfect: ‘President’ Obama was criticized heavily on all the cable channels last week (and ALSO by Donald Trump) for playing too much golf as Japan’s nuclear reactors were melting down. He came out and pretty much said, we were all heartbroken, and ships were sent to help, but then Obama, stayed quiet and went back to the links.
 
Then he came out again, and said Gaddafi had got to go, and so, after asking, “Mother may I?” to the United Nations, he sent over some of our most lethal planes to bomb for a few days, which will do just about nothing, as all the generals were saying.
 
So now we find out, Obama has changed his mind, and we are going to hand over the situation to the French and British. He wants Gaddafi to leave, but, that’s not why he sent over planes, which makes about as much sense as telling someone I want you to go, but…go ahead and stay…not my call. Obama has the foreign policy equivalence of a community organizer, which…is what he is.
 
Remember the good old days when only Congress, by constitutional degree, had the right to declare war?
 
The Libyan oil fields are one of the main suppliers of oil that Europe gets outside of Russia. Russia owns all the other pipelines. Which explains why George W. Bush took Gaddafi off the terrorist’ list, and the Scots sent back the Lockabie bomber.
 
Obama put a small military effort into Libya, and now Michael Moore wants him to return his peace prize. Maybe it’s because we have a Supermoon, but for once, I agree with Michael Moore. Europe, like America, should protect its own oil interests. Too bad they seem to be copying us. If this really was about people being killed by their own governments, we’d have to invade half the planet.
 
But there IS one thing he did do right this week. He went to Rio, (missing any fallout here) to get jobs for Brazilians. He also managed to get his schedule changed to visit the Statue of Christ the Redeemer to nighttime so that his photographer could get this famous shot to be displayed to all the world. And if you think this wasn’t planned perfectly, notice…it’s Obama standing right in the middle of Jesus’ silhouette. It’s as if Jesus is saying, “I bless and care for his man.” The only reason he is trying to catch Jesus’ light, is because there ARE no lighted night statues of Mohammed anywhere in the world. 
 
And then— there’s Claire McCaskill, from my home state of Missouri. Senator McCaskill at one time was Missouri’s state auditor. Claire, just like all our politicians, loves to fly around on her private plane at the expense of the taxpayers. She has made over 90 trips from here to Washington.
 
BUT…she has not paid her property taxes on her plane for over four years. She owes over $280,000 dollars and is planning to sell it.

“The Missouri Republican Party is going to try to ride this horse as long as they can. They’re going to try to make this as big a deal as they can. Them filing the ethics complaint is about as surprising as the sun coming up. I have convinced my husband to sell the damn plane,” McCaskill said on a conference call with reporters. “I will never set foot on the plane again.”

The Senate Ethics Committee has yet to comment on the matter.
 
Gee Claire…you sound a bit upset that you had to pay back the money? For a lady who was state auditor, this nobody finds it hard to believe that you had no clue that you owed back taxes.
 
No big deal? Nobody begs to differ….it seems what happens in Rio, stays in Missouri.

March 21, 2011 Posted by | Obama, politics | , | 3 Comments

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