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Almost TOTAL Blackout on President Trump’s Speech in St. Charles

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President Trump gave a really uplifting speech today not far from my home, in St. Charles, Mo. He even mentioned the downtown area that my husband and I like to visit during the holidays. It’s an old street, with some of the original cobblestone that was probably there when Lewis and Clark made their final stock for their trip across the West.

Now, it’s all decked out in Christmas lights. Little shops selling cheeses, antiques, and fudge. Horse drawn carriages all decked out in lights go up and down the street, giving rides to kids and just about everyone. Actors line the streets acting out Charles Dickens characters, young men selling chestnuts, truly a wonderful time. And the President gave it a shout-out, which to this simple Nobody, was  a thrill.

Sure, the room was only about a 1,000 strong supporters, and sure…he said the same things he said before during the campaign, but just to hear a President with such optimism, such hope, such leadership, such humor…it was…inspiring.

If this had been Obama, ALL the news outlets would be praising and leading off with repeated video’s of the day.

Instead, we got…nothing. More sex scandals and North Korea.

I was just watching my local news, and all THEY could show was some black protesters outside stomping on the American flag in protest of his visit. Not one excerpt from his speech, until the end of the newscast.

No, all the talk today was about Matt Lauer being fired and how disgusting men are. And almost every pundit puts Trump in that ‘sexual’ abuse category.

What I’m TRYING to say, and not doing a very good job at it is: All the media (Except Limbaugh) did nothing but report the hatred and mistakes of our President today.

He made a great speech today…and basically, everybody ignored it.

At least FOX showed it in its entirety, I’ll give them credit for that.

Nobody Wins when the ‘deep state’ controls what you see: Taxes are important. The President gave a great speech giving the reasons for giving everyone a break.

It SHOULD have been at the top of the news. But it wasn’t.

Still, I watched it….President Trump just gets better and better at his speeches.

So, if you missed today, here it is again.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Nobody Presents;

The President of the United States: President Donald J. Trump. (Drum roll!) 

 

November 29, 2017 Posted by | taxes, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

We All Need a Drink, On April 15

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Today was tax day, April 15. I don’t know about you, but if you know the facts about how rigged the tax system is, what Hillary Clinton says is true: The super rich really don’t have to pay taxes. Hillary has no plans to stop this great wealth of billionaires that are covering the globe, because she is one of them,  but she knows that just to say it, will get a lot of head shakes, and votes.Tax code

Because it’s true. The rich hide their assets in offshore accounts and pay no taxes, and you can be sure that includes Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Or, they merge their assets like Bill Gates and Warren Buffet in a ‘foundation’ where no government can touch it. They pay no income tax because all their money is from dividends.

Case in point:

The World’s Richest Hide $31 Trillion Dollars to Avoid Taxes

Is it any wonder they own islands?

 As corporate earnings season begins in earnest, the advocacy group Citizens for Tax Justice has released a report detailing 15 Fortune 500 companies that don’t pay any taxes.

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The list includes CBS, General Electric, Interpublic Group, JetBlue Airways, Mattel, Owens Corning, PG&E, Pepco Holdings, Priceline.com, Prudential Financial, Qualcomm, Ryder System, Time Warner, Weyerhaeuser and Xerox.

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As a whole, the 15 companies paid no federal income tax on $23 billion in profits in 2014, and they paid almost no federal income tax on $107 billion in profits during the past five years. All but two received federal tax rebates in 2014, and almost all paid exceedingly low rates over five years.

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But you and I, have to wade through 74,608 pages of federal tax code, or just fill out our forms and pray.taxes two

Last year Obama collected more money from the sinking middle class than has ever been collected in history.  So why not take Air Force One out every day?

It’s known now to most everybody that it’s the people who are NOT billionaires are paying for the very rich.

 On average, every filer who fills out a 1040 individual income tax form would need to pay an additional $1,259 in taxes to make up for the revenue lost.

And it’s not just the billionaires that are ripping us all off, it’s the IRS who is handing out tax refunds like candy to  illegal’s who get it by fraud.

A report by the Inspector General found that some 2 million illegal immigrants have been receiving large tax refunds by pretending that numerous dependents live with them … when, in fact, most of the dependents live in Mexico and have never lived in the United States.

The ‘left’ wants the rich to pay more…but the “rich” is not them and their brilliance friends, oh noooooo it’s the guy who makes $52,000.  You’re the rich one. The average Joe.

And yet, the upcoming candidates will run on changing the tax code.

Think: Do you REALLY think that is going to happen in our lifetimes?

I’m not optimistic: The odds of Congress reforming the tax coded are about the same as the Cubs winning the World Series, and that’s why on April 15, my advise it to drink. corruption

 

 

 

 

 

April 15, 2015 Posted by | taxes, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Obama: Future Beer Tycoon?

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After watching this today…I THINK I can guess the answer into why Obama is always going to every tavern and drinking beer. Remember the garden beer summit with the cop? He NEVER misses a St. Patty’s day drop at the local pub. Have you noticed? Obama loves to go drinking at the pubs in every city.Obama and beer

Not every small business owner feels the love from Obama’s boozy visits. the president’s drop-in to an Iowa State Fair beer tent in August left the owner claiming $25,000 in losses. But other tent owners nearby reported that the president’s visit had zero effect on their sales. Obama even bought drinks for some in the crowd, leading many to chant, “Four more beers

I thought he was just all for photo-ops. But…now, I want to know more. Is this video an advertisement for Obama’s beer, or what?

Every year we hear about the cost of a commercial being broadcast during the Superbowl. But..how about the price of a commercial just BEFORE the game?

How much would that cost? Usually millions per minute.

So, how much would it cost a President who wanted the eyes of a nation, on HIM?

Nothing. I’m sure whoever runs Obama’s PR machine thought this was the perfect time for Obama to push his brand AND his beer: First…start with the picture of him warming up with a football with Bo.Obama at halftime

Get the football fans AND the puppy bowl…covered.

Obama used the audience of the pregame Superbowl free to sell beer. I couldn’t believe it. There he was, looking skinny, preppy, and just the sweetest ordinary guy in the world act.

The— I’m just like all you people In America watching football act—- that he has down pat.

And SKINNY. His neck was searching for a shoreline.

He wasn’t selling beer you say..the recipe is online. It’s FREE! No…he just tasted the beer, talked about the beer, displayed the beer, and if you go online, you’d be amazed at what you can find on the White House beer. Taxrate

(We’ll get into this later)

As you can see, I could only find this fluff piece on Youtube, where he talked about the beer. But that interview was a LOT longer..more like ten minutes. While Obama was pushing and bragging about the White House Beer,( from the honey in Michelle’s Garden), he was telling America how WONDERFUL America is after six years of his Presidency. We all have jobs, we all are happy, the future is looking GREAT! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! Great, great, great!

Right. For who?

Since I am married to probably the only man in America who HATES football, we did our taxes today. It was so easy last year…to do it online. It’s another one of those global “nudges.”

Do your taxes ONLINE! Don’t pay those people at tax time, who make extra money each year to help feed their families…no you can do it FREE! Online!

And since so many sites are charging nothing for doing it online, and we were tired of paying over $100 dollars to H & R tax people who basically…just get online and fill out the blanks…we got online today to get er’ done.

Yes, it’s a rather BIG nudge in the New World Order of cashless society, but that’s another blog.

Last year, we did Turbo Tax, online, and our return was about the same that we always get. The same that we have gotten for 20 years. And then we have to use that money to pay our next’s years property taxes…so ….we get our return and then use THAT to pay next year’s taxes. You can’t TELL me they don’t know this, since 75 percent of the American people have no savings whatsoever and 90 million people are on food stamps.

But this year, I was shocked. We actually lost, over $1,400.00 on our return. We did it three times trying to find out what the heck had happened. Every year, the property taxes alone would add dollars onto our return. I even donated thousands to charity thinking that would help.

Nope. I guess you have to be a one percenter now to get deductions. When Obama said he was going to cut out the loopholes, he wasn’t talking about Barbara Streisand, he was talking about you and me.

So, while Obama was on TV promoting his White House Beer, talking all BS about how great he is and how he has made the middle class more prosperous, back here in the game of life, the government is sucking what is left of the middle class blind.

In dollar terms, the anticipated increase in federal tax revenue from fiscal 2011 ($2.302 trillion) to fiscal 2014 ($3.313 trillion) is $1.011 trillion. That is an increase of 43.9 percent.

From just 2012 to 2014, the increase in federal tax revenues from $2.523 trillion to $3.313 trillion equals $790 billion—or 31.3 percent.

We all know that Obama didn’t get that from the hedge fund managers On Wall Street.WH beer

After doing our taxes and realizing I’d either have to come out of retirement, or we never again buy any dogs, (You can feed three kids and a teenager cheaper) I remembered again, what a genius Obama really is:

Why was he promoting homemade beer from the White House before the Super Bowl?Home made beer

Because Obama knows….

Americans soon won’t be able to afford to buy beer anymore—their taxes will be too high. So..what’s can you do?

Home brew your own! Buy Obama’s White House Home brew beer kit!

The Honey Ale retails for $39.75 and the Honey Porter for $31.75.

How much do you want to bet he is part owner and has the most stock in the company? And in that case, isn’t there some rule where a sitting President is not allowed to use free television time to promote his own future fortune?

Check out what he says at the end of the interview:  “If you break the rules, you break the rules.”

He ought to know. Nothing happens.

Think about it: Since he became President, Obama has been promoting…beer in every photo.

Yes, Obama is a capitalist pig dictator after all.

So, is Obama using the White House to promote his own brand of beer? Or is he making money for the company? OR…he is just a drunk and wants people to like him?

Nobody Knows.

I’ll be drinking tap water unless our Congress gets some big…new, hard- as-rock….uh…. footballs.

February 2, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Obama, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

The Ballad of the Absentee Ballot: You WILL Vote for it.

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Sitting on the desk in front of me is a flyer from my local City Council I found very in..ter..rest…ting. : In big green letters it said, :”Prop U (check) Prop S (check) August 5!

“Vote for life saving emergency services, high quality municipal services, a stable and safe city”.

They want us to vote for a 7% tax on utility use for ‘residential properties.’

Businesses, get a pass.

We have already received notice this year, that our water, waste, electric AND gas will get raise hikes very soon. The utility tax is to keep police and firemen. They are using the old fear tactic. It always works. Obama loves to use the “Social Security checks won’t go out! Veterans won’t get their paychecks!” Remember when he closed the parks during sequester, and then two days later sent billions to Egypt?

It’s all fake.

Yes, from Y2K to old ladies being pushed off cliffs by a Paul Ryan look alike,. FEAR always works.Pensions

My property tax has been raised every single year since I’ve lived here in the not-so-little town of Hazelwood, and yet, my properties value has decreased every year. Since the tax is suppose to be evaluated on the value of your property, I have never been able to figure out how they can keep rising it, but they do.

No doubt they are using Common Core math.

More about this amazing flyer later….First, the WHY we need our taxes raised:

Our new Mayor says he can’t balance the budget. You see, we used to have a huge Ford manufacturing plant here, but they moved to Mexico about 8 years ago. They raised our taxes then because of the loss, and they are still using that same old excuse as to why we need more taxes now. No doubt, they will use that excuse as long as the sun continues to shine.

The fact is, my little town of Hazelwood is no different than Detroit, or hundreds of other cities in the United States.

Sixty percent of the property tax in Hazelwood goes to fund the teachers union. HUGE administrative costs of government employees, whether fire, teachers, administrator, whatever, those pensions are breaking the city, not only here, but everywhere.

And let’s not talk about government salaries: The superintendent of the school district makes over $250,000 a year, and 400 of our students received scholarships worth over $15.3 million, and yet, the school ranks among the worst.

Go figure. cartoon on taxes

The HSD (Hazelwood School District) just got a $120 million dollars to redo the schools, and what did they do? They “lowered” some ceilings in some grade schools to make them more “energy” efficient. Added a few doors. The work they did might have added up to a million but $120? Not even close. It doesn’t matter, you can NEVER see where the money goes in America. And like all government, they make SURE they spend every single penny so as to get even more the next year.

And that’s not even the start of waste:

According to our monthly school report our schools are ‘feeding’ everybody. The principal of our local high schools said this:

“The Food 4 Thought program is comprised of food closets in three of our high schools. The program provides students who lack access to nutritious food at home with a reliable source of food for evenings, weekends and other breaks from school.”

(So, THIS is how they are going to feed the millions flooding our borders…the schools? Where the reporter on that?.)shock baby

Most of us are saying, “HEY! the State Lottery was suppose to go to the schools, the casinos money was going to schools, where the HECK IS that money going? “

Since I’ve lived here most of my life, I’ve witnessed the “change” which took decades, The poor blacks from the city were moved out to the country, on the taxpayers dime. Back in the 1950’s the whites moved from the city of St. Louis out to the suburbs. Then, slowly, the social engineers, working through the democratically elected officials, started moving the blacks from the city out to the north suburb, with Fannie and Freddie’s help. What was once mostly white neighborhoods, are now, mostly blacks.

And most of these blacks now run the schools. And teachers all have ($250,000) homes, and big salaries with big pensions. And the whites who stayed subsidized this ‘growth’ with their property taxes.

No doubt this was done in many major cities.

Now…we are subsidizing a Muslim school. My neighbors who once worked for the district said that we had to have 41 language teachers— that’s how ‘diverse” our city had become.

Is it any wonder America is bankrupt?

Am I bitter? You bet. It’s redistribution from the working class to the ‘poor’ and it’s been going on for years. And it’s not just the blacks that are acting like Obama on a sunny day, the whites are doing it too. Remember the story of the city officials in California who gave themselves salaries of $400,000?Clancy

  • The truth is America is sacrificing its future to pay for its past. To keep up with burgeoning pensions, states and cities are slashing services. It’s also feeding into the unemployment problem. For decades now, local governments have doled out patronage by increasing pension benefits – these costs impact the budget years later, when the officials who gave the benefits are safely retired themselves. We’re now having to reckon with those choices.

The government has an “official” debt of $15.8 trillion and mounting. But wait, there’s more. This doesn’t include the liability from Social Security and Medicare. When you factor these in, the amount according to some, exceeds $120 trillion. With U.S. Federal tax revenue of just over $2.3 trillion, that puts our debt-to-income ratio somewhere around 5,082%.

Greed abounds. Like the sinking Titanic EVERYONE is grabbing as much as they can as fast as they can.

But, back to why this flyer pisses me off so much—-

At the bottom of my City Council flyer there were two attached absentee ballot applications to make sure you can vote. If you can’t make it to the ballot box, you just sign these little cards, tear it out, and send it in! You don’t NEED to have your ballot notarized!

“We’re also included an extra application for a friend.”

Isn’t that sweet?

So, can I have my friend from El Salvador send one in? How easy! How fun! How open to fraud is this?absentee ballot

And I bet nobody thinks anything of it.

YES YOU CAN….in fact anyone can vote for the much needed tax increase.

I’m sure, somewhere in the Mayor’s office, there are some extra ballots that friends will fill out on election night.

This is not, America anymore. When your local government is run by ‘progressives’ you might as well move to Texas. Where you can I’m sure, if need be, go to the local schools and get free food. Move those illegal’s out of the way when you get to the apple pie.

After all…you paid for it.

July 21, 2014 Posted by | taxes, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Knows About the Days of Our American Lives

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Nobody Knows it, but I do wonder…Did Soap Opera’s die because real life news became more of a weekly soap opera to watch? Last week the daily news was filled with suspense: Was Obama playing golf while Putin mocked him by flying jets over our ships? (well, yes.) Will there be another standoff on the Bundy Ranch? (probably) Will Detroit get global warming subsidies from Obama, because of its record snowfall (it’s possible, but not sure yet) Will Eric Holder have another racist breakdown? (Hopefully) ….Laura and Luke

I don’t know about you, but the suspense of the daily news, is much more enticing than even when Luke and Laura got married on General Hospital, and THAT was one exciting day! And speaking of hospitals…

Nobody Knows why the latest report on how marijuana changes your brain didn’t come out BEFORE they legalized it in Colorado:

 A small study of casual marijuana smokers has turned up evidence of changes in the brain, a possible sign of trouble ahead, researchers say. “What we think we are seeing here is a very early indication of what becomes a problem later on with prolonged use,” things like lack of focus and impaired judgment, said Dr. Hans Breiter, a study author.

Yes, anybody who has friends that have used marijuana daily can tell you for sure: Do NOT ask them to mow your lawn. It’s also not known if the reason why most liberals are so brain-damaged— is because they smoked more dope in their youth than conservatives. As an example, all we have to do is look at brain damage in the White House.

And speaking of brain damage…

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Nobody Knows that they are finding out that young kids who spend their time playing kiddy games on the IPAD are having problems using their hands. Not to mention, they are becoming addicted the them. (see below) The study found out that the kids can’t do much at all with their fingers but wipe. They have no dexterity in their fingers, not doing the normal things that kids do like build with blocks.

But…think—- what finger motion is done every single day by everyone on the planet? You swipe your credit card. Nobody Knows if the vast globalization of future consumers is being programmed to spend money from a young age, but I don’t think anyone even thinks that marketing guru’s would even wish that on young kids. (Haaaa…of course they would!)

 

 

 

 

In others areas of suspense..Obama and abortion

Nobody Knows whose bright idea it was to put into the tax code that you could take off your abortion, and your birth control pills, and your vasectomy. (Kathleen? Holder?) And Nobody Knows how you can claim a deduction for these things since the government is paying for them anyway, not you? Anybody figure that one out? AND…as an extra bonus, if you commit a murder, you can deduct your legal expenses. (Even if the state supplies it? ) Can taxes get more confusing?

According to Donald Rumsfeld, they can..

Yes. Here’s a letter he wrote the IRS.tax return

Nobody Knows that I am so glad Donald wrote that letter because, I think when the IRS comes to audit all the good patriotic people, all we have to do is show them Rumsfeld letter, and plead the fifth. (That was a really, peachy keen letter Mr. Rumsfeld, thanks!)

Come back next week for more DAYS OF OUR American LIVES…and why we have no clue about any of them.

 

 

April 16, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Barack Obama, drugs, humor, Uncategorized | , , , , | 11 Comments

“Tax Freedom Day”

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Here’s a little ditty you can sing on your way to work….

“Tax Freedom Day”

Of course, I’m kidding.

April 15, 2014 Posted by | taxes | | Leave a comment

Got Any Money in the Cyprus Bank?

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If you are a poor British retired soldier, living out your life on the Island of Cyprus, you woke up and found out that the EU, decided it was running out of money, and so, they “taxed” your savings.  They just reached inside your pocket like the good elite oligarchs they are, and grabbed what they felt they could.A customer walks out of a branch of Laiki Bank UK, in north London

If you are too late getting to the bank, the banks will be closed on Tuesday and Wednesday because, they have a lot of pillaging to do.

Russian citizens account for the majority of the billions of Euros held in Cypriot banks by foreign depositors, and Russian banks are heavily exposed to the island as a favored offshore centre for big business. tired-looking Christine Lagarde, head of the International Monetary Fund, appeared to have lost track of the calendar and wished weary reporters a “happy St Patrick’s Day” a full day early. She made no reference to a deposit levy, talking only of “burden sharing.” Several EU officials blamed Anastasiades for insisting on low contributions from uninsured deposits, hurting his country’s small savers to protect wealthy depositors, many foreigners. Under the new proposal, smaller depositors with up to €100,000 would be taxed at 3%; savers with €100,000 to €500,000 would be taxed at 10%; and those with more than €500,000 at 15%. despite all the promises, your savings are vulnerable to arbitrary confiscation.

But have heart! Those deposits could have been rendered even more worthless when the ECB cuts off its funding to Cypriot banks, a decision which would — through devaluation and insolvency — lead to depositors losing as much as 60% of their money.

Well, it’s the same old song isn’t it? “We must all share the burden.” and “It could have been so much worse.” The elites of the world, who continue to tax and steal money from the rest of us, are basically saying: Hey…we only took off your legs..it could have been worse..we could have KILLED you!Cypress

In the meantime, Japan will begin pumping huge amounts of yen into the economy, and our own Federal Reserve is pumping money too.

There seems to be more to it than simply wanting money. It’s the Russians that are going to be hurt the most…because they are sending Naval ships to the region.

Russia is helping Syria, and are sending Navel ships into the area. Simply put… they can’t get into Syria as long as this money stream is flowing through Cyprus. And the reason Cyprus is suffering…is also due to a very expensive explosion in 2011 which cost them billions:
Ruskies have at least 50 billion euros stalled in Cyprus. They have open storage on the base were 98 containers of explosives that had been seized by the United States Navy in 2009 after it intercepted a Cypriot-flagged, Russian owned vessel, the MV Monchegorsk travelling from Iran to Syria in the Red Sea. According to leaked US cables through Wiki Leaks, released in 2011, the US through Hillary Clinton exerted pressure on Cyprus to confiscate the shipment. The ship was escorted to a Cypriot port and the Cyprus Navy was given responsibility for the explosives, which it moved to the Evangelos Florakis a month later. At the time of the incident in 2011, the explosives had apparently been left in the open for over two years. The Cypriot government had declined offers from Germany, the United Kingdom and the United States to remove or dispose of the material, having feared an adverse reaction from Syria. The government had instead requested that the UN effect the removal, but claimed that its request had been rejected.

While the average American doesn’t get much news about the EU…we can only imagine how we would feel if we woke up one day…went online, and found out our “savings” had been taxed.

Obama has been looking at a way to “borrow” from our 401K’sand Pensions plans. Could our government be thinking about doing the same thing?

After Obamacare, we’d be foolish not to think so.

 

 

 

 

 

March 18, 2013 Posted by | Bailouts, Banks, corruption, EU, Global Government, taxes, The rich | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Salute to the Obama Voters Who Forgot to Think…

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Today is dedicated to the millions of Obama voters that believed every single lie that came out of his lips: You found out today, that–HEY…you must be rich! Because, uh…you just got &%^$.

Middle-class workers will take a bigger hit to their income proportionately than those earning between $200,000 and $500,000 under the new fiscal cliff deal, according to the nonpartisan Tax Policy Center.  Workers making $30,000 will take a bigger hit on their pay than those earning $500,000 under new fiscal deal

It’s all about how much Obama CARES about you. And so, to show you that getting rid of your guns, and how upset he was when he heard that four men had been killed in Benghazi, he has released photo’s…also for your enjoyment…pictures of himself enjoying the vacation in Hawaii that you are generously giving him. Obama cares twoObama swimming 2012

Yes, Obama looks out for the rich! And he IS rich! He’s spent $20 million so far on his Hawaii vacation, and it will be close to a billion before he’s finished with us.

But…Nobody Cares about how much HE spends or takes from us, do they?

Or else, they wouldn’t love him so much.

So, here’s a toast to the Useful idiots! Comrades…next time…THINK.Forgot to thinnk

January 4, 2013 Posted by | Barack Obama, communism, conspiracy, corruption, Obama, taxes, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Here Comes the Judge…Here Comes the Taxman…

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Hey! The fiscal cliff is…counting down…FIVE, FOUR…THREE…THREE and a half…THREE and Two-Quarters…Three and..

I just got this a few minutes ago…

Read it…and then think about all the NEW taxes that are coming our way!

We may beat France yet!

(Thanks to Mona)

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This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the politicians spending YOUR tax money.taxes two

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but on advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billon minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.  A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.  A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain…let’s take a look at New Orleans…It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.taxes three

Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu (D) was asking Congress for 250 billion dollars to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number. What does it mean?

A. Well…If you are one of the 487,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) $516, 528.

B. OR…If you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1, 329, 787

C. OR…If you are a family of four…Your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington D.C…..HELLO! Are all your calculators broken?

Building Permit TAx

CDL License Tax

Cigarette Tax.

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax (FED)

Federal Income Tax (FED)

Federal Unemployment Tax (FED)Taxes one

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Tax

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service Charge Tax

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Tax (Truckers)

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Utility Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

(And the think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes.)taxes four

Still Think This is Funny?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago…and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt…

We had the largest middle class in the world…

And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?  Can you spell…”Politicians” !

And I still have to press 1 for English. I hope this goes around the USA at least 100 times.

What the hell has happened to our country?

(Nobody Notes: Yes, they PASSED that tax in California!)

December 29, 2012 Posted by | taxes, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Government Theft: Comes in Many Forms

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One thing that is amazing: EVERY person I saw interviewed on TV this past week,  was absolutely SURE they had the winning Powerball ticket. That’s a funny thing, isn’t it? As if just believing you have it, makes it happen.

Well…I think there’s more than wishful thinking on this one. I remember the ONLY time I won off a lottery ticket was at an Arby’s restaurant. Yes, you could order a roast beef sandwich and get your lottery ticket. I was standing in line, and I was thinking to myself—-

“Mm…I DESERVE to win on thousand dollars. Hey dad. (my dad had just passed away, you have to start SOMEWHERE…not being really sure if God had the time at the moment.) You know, I could use the money. Brett could use some toys for Christmas. ”

As I kept talking to myself I thought…Hey, why not just go for it! I’m going to just put my psychic ability into it.

I walked up to the counter where a young, black, 16-year-old boy asked me what I wanted.

“I’ll take a roast beef, coke, and a the winning lottery ticket.” I said.

He picked out two…and he said, “Which one do you want?”

“That one” I said as I pointed to his right hand. “And THAT is going to be a thousand dollar ticket…you are a witness.”

He gave me the ticket, I scraped it off right in front of him, and you should have seen his eyes, when I showed it to him. Sure enough. It was a $1,000 scratch off. I had won.

Now, this was long ago…long before the big Megamillions and Powerballs of today. I often wondered if I DID influence the outcome…or if it was just sheer luck. They put my picture up on the wall at Arby’s for a month. “Lotto winning ticket sold here!”  But, I only saw about $600 of that thousand. I ended up buying a cheap hot tub, with money I had already saved. My son already had enough toys.

Now…in a fair world, the government shouldn’t take more than HALF of that $500 million…but by the time all the politicians have taken millions out of your piggy bank, you end up with less than half. You can’t say anymore that you won $500 million, because it would be a lie. Somehow they end up richer than you. And where does that money go?

Nobody Knows. And Nobody Wins when Nobody Cares that a government can literally  steal your winnings from you….and not just once, but for the rest of your life.

How long are we all going to put up with it? They KEEP us poor, and then, when the poor play the lottery as the only way to get out of their poverty, they take it away.

That’s why…they are charging $2 now for a ticket. Expect it…the price will go up.

In the meantime…good luck everyone! You’re going to need it becasue…I have the winning ticket!

Hey…it worked once before!

(LoL)

 

 

 

November 28, 2012 Posted by | Lottery, taxes | , , , , | 2 Comments

The Captain Jack of Johnny Depp

Nobody Flashes

Johnny Depp it seems, has finally come into his real Captain Jack senses. Since France is determined to grab 75 percent of the “wealthy” in France, and Obama wants to basically, do the same…Jack is having to realized that maybe he should stay in America.

Johnny, who has houses in France, the US, and the Bahamas…will end up with no money, and he is not sure he likes it. He used to bash America, but now he is softening the blows.

“Well, I kind of do (live in America). I’m between wherever I end up on location, and then the States. (I left because) France wanted a piece of me. They wanted me to become a permanent resident. Permanent residency status—which changes everything. They just want …Dough Money…I’m certainly not ready to give up my American citizenship.”

Depp explains that if he spends more than 183 days a year in France he will have to pay income tax in both Europe and America, adding, “So you essentially work for free.”

Why did he move to France? Because he once said he would like his children to “See America as a toy, a broken toy, investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out.”

So, here’s what Nobody Wonders: If Obama is reelected, Johnny will have to move to somewhere where his money is not taxed.

Will Johnny move to Hong Kong…or be voting for Mitt Romney?

That secret will go deep into Johnny Jones’ locker, but this Nobody does Wonder how many other movie stars will be moving back to America. They all love socialism as long as they don’t have to pay.

September 3, 2012 Posted by | Global Government, taxes, Uncategorized | , , | 4 Comments

To Honor This Infamous Day in Tax History….

Nobody Remembers

To honor this infamous day in the history of the biggest tax increase in a nation’s history, (Obamacare upheld by the Supreme Court) I give you…

The perfect song…with a few added words by George Harrison.

Go ahead…sing along.

Also, remember, these two men George Harrison and Eric Clapton married the SAME woman, and here they were still playing guitar like old friends, after they both remarried.

Makes you wonder doesn’t it?

June 28, 2012 Posted by | music, Supreme Court, taxes | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Justice Roberts

Nobody’s Fool

Nobody (me) was not very surprised today when the conservative top Supreme Court Judge, John Roberts, put on the court by George W. Bush, basically sided with a socialist President, went against all sanity and said that Obamacare not only was constitutional, but Congress could just gather all that money to pay for it, as a tax.

Why was I not surprised?

 Because, my friends of so little memory— the Supreme Court has ruled against the Constitution before: They said that corporations were people—so that hundreds of big multinational companies and billionaires  could buy public offices. They threw out a citizens’ right to his property–one of the very basic rights fought for by our founders. Now, if a big company sees fit, they can just come in and take your property for the “good of the people”.

Those two unconstitutional things, didn’t hit too many people’s lives: THIS one does.

This is no surprise. I had a sinking feeling in my gut when Justice Roberts said that Justice Kagen didn’t have to excuse herself from this transformative decision.  Obviously, by law, she was required to do so. But he waved his hand and said, “Oh we’ll be fine.” That’s because he already knew what he was going to do.

So, why does he get the Nobody’s Fool award today? Everyone is upset— beyond themselves with horror at the ruling no one thought was possible. (Except the dingbats of course)  So why? According to all he is a traitor of freedom, justice, and the country.

Because— the judge just took a bullet for the “cause.” The cause being, the White House. I imagine it was for the Bush’s.

Ask yourself: Who benefits from this? What chess pieces were in play in this war for the control of power?

Who benefits? Mitt Romney.

Let’s just say that I believe Roberts took one for the big Rhinos. The globalists. The established Rockefeller/Bush dynasty that we have all witnessed in action. One by one, the people’s choice for a government ruled by the people was knocked off in the primaries. Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Herman Cain, and Michelle Bachmann were all closer to the people. Not Mitt. He was the last pick of them all…and then viola…the nomination just fell right into his lap.

The big insurance companies will benefit from this, and we are all pretty much screwed.

Did you notice Obama’s speech was pretty lame? I honestly think he wasn’t expecting this. Everyone knew that Obamacare was clearly unconstitutional. The Rhino’s have just moved their chess piece

CHECKMATE, Mr. Obama. Your move. This wasn’t a victory for Obama, on the contrary, it’s a Trojan horse full of political lead.

Mitt Romney needs the tea party, who are still not sure of him. Watch for him to cater to that group, with lots of talk about the “founders.”  The race is close. If this had been overtruned, Mitt, who is not the liar or the speaker that Obama is, might have left one too many people staying home.

The Rhinos want the White House–it was a necessary move.

Would Roberts do such a thing for the ‘elites’ ?

He just did.

But, here’ s the question: Will Mitt do as he promised..repeal ObamaCare the day he gets in office?

Does he have that power? Will it stay regardless? Will other fascist chess pieces be moved to saddle America with high taxes forever with NIETHER party getting the blame? Both parties working for the people who pay them? 

Is this all smoke and mirrors?

Do any of us trust our government anymore? I sure don’t. 

Is it already too late? Nope. Never.

Justice John Roberts gets the Nobody’s Fool award for the week. He just gave Mitt the White House, unless Obama plays another card….

We shall see, what happens then.

June 28, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Obamacare | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Secret Video of the Trump and Mitt Deal….

Nobody Flashes

THIS JUST IN! Here we have a video recorded of the secret meeting between Mitt Romney and Donald Trump. Donald, as you see in the foreground, had to make sure that Mitt was the right man, so he did the mirror test. When he tried it with Newt, it did not go well. But as you can see, Mitt and Donald are a perfect fit.

Really, I was doing my taxes all day–so the silence (you’re welcome)  but after Sarah Palin said she was putting her two cents behind Newt Gingrich, and then now…we have no idea if she took it back, we found out to everyone surprise that Donald choose Mitt as his man.

To most of us, this looks like Mitt took Donald aside and said, “Don’t Worry Donald, I’ll make sure you get to build those casinos in Shanghai.” I think it was the hat that convinced him

Palin with Newt? Donald with Mitt? Who would have thought?

But, that’s not all who put their money behind their favorite candidates today: Betty White came out for Lou Grant, and Spock came out for Captain Kirk.

The candidates are getting exciting!

Okay, the world is absurd. After today, I’d be happy for Steve Forbes to run again. A flat tax would be simply marvelous. I’ve added up so many columns of what I spent…just in pet food alone, I’m not sure I’ll ever get another dog. (just kidding.) You SHOULD be able to take all pets off as dependents…don’t you think? My Diva Zippy is going to have to get used to worms.

Spock puts full support for Cap. Kirk

Betty Supports Lou for a Candidate

I knew you’d agree. See you tomorrow.

 

February 2, 2012 Posted by | humor, political races | , , , , , | 1 Comment

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