Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody Knows About the Days of Our American Lives

Nobody Knows

Nobody Knows it, but I do wonder…Did Soap Opera’s die because real life news became more of a weekly soap opera to watch? Last week the daily news was filled with suspense: Was Obama playing golf while Putin mocked him by flying jets over our ships? (well, yes.) Will there be another standoff on the Bundy Ranch? (probably) Will Detroit get global warming subsidies from Obama, because of its record snowfall (it’s possible, but not sure yet) Will Eric Holder have another racist breakdown? (Hopefully) ….Laura and Luke

I don’t know about you, but the suspense of the daily news, is much more enticing than even when Luke and Laura got married on General Hospital, and THAT was one exciting day! And speaking of hospitals…

Nobody Knows why the latest report on how marijuana changes your brain didn’t come out BEFORE they legalized it in Colorado:

 A small study of casual marijuana smokers has turned up evidence of changes in the brain, a possible sign of trouble ahead, researchers say. “What we think we are seeing here is a very early indication of what becomes a problem later on with prolonged use,” things like lack of focus and impaired judgment, said Dr. Hans Breiter, a study author.

Yes, anybody who has friends that have used marijuana daily can tell you for sure: Do NOT ask them to mow your lawn. It’s also not known if the reason why most liberals are so brain-damaged— is because they smoked more dope in their youth than conservatives. As an example, all we have to do is look at brain damage in the White House.

And speaking of brain damage…

obama smoking

Nobody Knows that they are finding out that young kids who spend their time playing kiddy games on the IPAD are having problems using their hands. Not to mention, they are becoming addicted the them. (see below) The study found out that the kids can’t do much at all with their fingers but wipe. They have no dexterity in their fingers, not doing the normal things that kids do like build with blocks.

But…think—- what finger motion is done every single day by everyone on the planet? You swipe your credit card. Nobody Knows if the vast globalization of future consumers is being programmed to spend money from a young age, but I don’t think anyone even thinks that marketing guru’s would even wish that on young kids. (Haaaa…of course they would!)

 

 

 

 

In others areas of suspense..Obama and abortion

Nobody Knows whose bright idea it was to put into the tax code that you could take off your abortion, and your birth control pills, and your vasectomy. (Kathleen? Holder?) And Nobody Knows how you can claim a deduction for these things since the government is paying for them anyway, not you? Anybody figure that one out? AND…as an extra bonus, if you commit a murder, you can deduct your legal expenses. (Even if the state supplies it? ) Can taxes get more confusing?

According to Donald Rumsfeld, they can..

Yes. Here’s a letter he wrote the IRS.tax return

Nobody Knows that I am so glad Donald wrote that letter because, I think when the IRS comes to audit all the good patriotic people, all we have to do is show them Rumsfeld letter, and plead the fifth. (That was a really, peachy keen letter Mr. Rumsfeld, thanks!)

Come back next week for more DAYS OF OUR American LIVES…and why we have no clue about any of them.

 

 

April 16, 2014 - Posted by | American Culture, Barack Obama, drugs, humor, Uncategorized | , , , ,

11 Comments »

  1. You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be really something which I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and extremely broad for me. I’m looking forward for your next post, I’ll try to get the hang of it! aegeecdbagfc

    Like

    Comment by Johna990 | May 29, 2014 | Reply

  2. This is the perfect website for anybody who hopes to understand this
    topic. You understand so much its almost hard to argue with you (not that
    I personally would want to…HaHa). You certainly put a new
    spin on a subject that’s been written about for ages. Excellent stuff, just excellent!

    Like

    Comment by topelevenhackpiratert.Blogspot.com | May 29, 2014 | Reply

  3. I’m curious to find out what blog platform you are using?
    I’m having some minor security issues with my latest blog and I’d like to find something more safe.
    Do you have any recommendations?

    Like

    Comment by Asphalt 8 Airborne Hack Android | May 25, 2014 | Reply

  4. I was recommended this web site by my cousin. I’m now not positive whether
    this post is written by means of him as no one else understand
    such special approximately my trouble. You’re incredible!
    Thanks!

    Like

    Comment by http://2014Clashofclanshackcheats.Blogspot.com | May 20, 2014 | Reply

  5. I am regular visitor, how are you everybody? This paragraph posted at this web
    page is truly fastidious.

    Like

    Comment by www.facebook.com | May 17, 2014 | Reply

  6. Very rapidly this website will be famous amid all
    blogging and site-building people, due to it’s pleasant posts

    Like

    Comment by Amelia | May 16, 2014 | Reply

  7. You really make it seem really easy with your presentation but I to
    find this topic to be really one thing which I think I’d by no means understand.
    It seems too complex and very large for me. I’m having a look forward
    for your subsequent put up, I’ll attempt to get the cling of it!

    Like

    Comment by Working Dark Souls 2 Hack | May 14, 2014 | Reply

  8. I am extremely impressed together with your writing abilities as smartly as with the layout for your weblog.

    Is this a paid topic or did you modify it yourself?
    Either way stay up the nice high quality writing,
    it is rare to see a nice weblog like this one these days..

    Like

    Comment by Phyllis | April 27, 2014 | Reply

  9. It’s very effortless to find out any matter on web as compared
    to textbooks, as I found this piece of writing at
    this site.

    Like

    Comment by Golf Star Hack Download | April 20, 2014 | Reply


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: