Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody’s Email: Here Comes the Judge…Here Comes the Taxman…

Nobody Gets Email

Hey! The fiscal cliff is…counting down…FIVE, FOUR…THREE…THREE and a half…THREE and Two-Quarters…Three and..

I just got this a few minutes ago…

Read it…and then think about all the NEW taxes that are coming our way!

We may beat France yet!

(Thanks to Mona)

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This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the politicians spending YOUR tax money.taxes two

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but on advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billon minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.  A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.  A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain…let’s take a look at New Orleans…It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.taxes three

Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu (D) was asking Congress for 250 billion dollars to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number. What does it mean?

A. Well…If you are one of the 487,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) $516, 528.

B. OR…If you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1, 329, 787

C. OR…If you are a family of four…Your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington D.C…..HELLO! Are all your calculators broken?

Building Permit TAx

CDL License Tax

Cigarette Tax.

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax (FED)

Federal Income Tax (FED)

Federal Unemployment Tax (FED)Taxes one

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Tax

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service Charge Tax

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Tax (Truckers)

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Utility Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

(And the think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes.)taxes four

Still Think This is Funny?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago…and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt…

We had the largest middle class in the world…

And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?  Can you spell…”Politicians” !

And I still have to press 1 for English. I hope this goes around the USA at least 100 times.

What the hell has happened to our country?

(Nobody Notes: Yes, they PASSED that tax in California!)

December 29, 2012 - Posted by | taxes, Uncategorized |

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