Nobody Could Solve the Problem With a Little Bit of Humor
Nobody Flashes
Okay, I have it. I have a way to solve this whole ugly, messy, nasty, fight between the black football players and their VERY angry followers.
BEFORE the National Anthem is played, they could all come out and kneel, then stand up, and this song should be blasted throughout the stadium.
And THEN, those same football players could, grab each other shoulders, line up, and do this Greek Dance…to Zorba the Greek.
Wouldn’t that simply be hilarious? Wouldn’t that make you just want to forgive them?
Okay. So that will never happen. But in a sane world, if this Nobody owned a football team, I would tell the players they would have to do this ( as a form of asking forgiveness for being such idiots) or else they wouldn’t get paid.
Pretty simple. If they refuse, then, let them get a lawyer.
Go ahead, picture it in your mind…good idea huh?
All nonsense aside, I grew up on Herb Alpert, simply because my brother was a professional trumpet player, and every Christmas he would buy ME a Herb Alpert album.
Right. Just what I wanted. But, I had to admit looking back, the guy truly was a talent.
Zorba the Greek. I wonder, if the Greeks still dance to this?
Enjoy…and feel free to give it a try next time you celebrate…..anything that looks like America has gone back to sanity.
(Might be a while.)
Nobody Flashes—FIGHT! FIGHT!
Nobody Flashes
From the Drudge Report, CBS:
GLENDALE, AZ. (CBS SF) – A violent brawl in the upper deck of the University of Phoenix stadium spilled down a staircase and left several fans bloodied during the San Francisco 49ers game at Arizona Sunday.
What can I say?
Somebody call Anheiser Busch! This football violence is getting out of hand!
America’s favorite pastime! Football, Beer, and fighting!
Who lost their bet?
Where’s Al Sharpton when you need him?
Hey, check out that girl!
Not enough diversity in football fans.
Or…how can they even SEE the game from up there?
All fans should require helmets.
No booze allowed until after the game.
WHAT did you say about him?
And if you think our football fans our bad, just wait until American soccer starts catching on.
The rest of the world is way ahead of us.
Nobody Flashes Football
Nobody Flashes:
To all those that are having a great time tonight…here’s a few, not too politically correct jokes…and a special rendition of a great jump.
Oh…and Happy 100th Birthday to the memory of President Reagan, and all those that loved him.
Oh…and I’m betting on the same team that Shirley bets on to win the Superbowl.
2011 Football Scouting Report
Wayfron P. Jackon: 6’6″, 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from Texas in the last ten years.—-Loves rap music. Will demand a mini-cassette in his helmet. Currently holds world record for the most “you knows” during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfron ca print his complete name. Signed with Tennessee.
Quinticious Jenkins: 6’3″, 220 lbs. Running Back, set state scoring record out of Triton High School, Dunn, N.C. —Also led the state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions. He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash with a 19″ TV under each arm. Signed with Aubum.
Roosevelt “Dude” Dansell: 6’1″, 195 lbs. Running Back, from Tyler, Texas. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well. —Before he signed his letter of intent, he wanted the school to change colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as “red brick.” Signed with the University of Houston.
Woodrow Lee Washington: 6’8″, 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 4th generation welfare family. At 19 he’s the oldest of 21 children. —Mother claims Woodrow and child No. 9 have same father. He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because: “The dude said somthin’bad ’bout my Momma.” On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20/20. Signed with the University of Oklahoma.
Willie “Night Train” Smith: 6’6″, 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak train. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old. —Thinks the “N” on the Nebraska’s helmets stands for “Nowledge,” but still meets this school’s stringent entrance requirements. Insists on wearing No. 32 jersey since it matches his score on his SAT’s. Signed with the University of Alabama.
Tyrone “Python” Peoples: 6’10”, 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other 9 victims will file charges. Tyrone had already signed letters of intent with six other colleges, but was also willing to sign with us. Likes wild women and red Cadillac’s. Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company. Signed with University of Miami.
Abdul Hasheen Abba Ali: 6’10”, 305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball under the name Sylvester Lee Jones until he discovered religion. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jacksonville. Doesn’t know the meaning of the world “fear.” (Doesn’t know the meaning of many other words either.)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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