Can We STOP Talking About Gold for just a few Minutes?
Nobody Knows
I really loved reading Wayne Allyn Root’s book, “The Ultimate Obama Survival Guide” but I’m beginning to see a pattern everywhere— wherever I turn: It doesn’t matter who I am reading or watching on TV, the guru’s of everyone say the same thing….BUY GOLD! Buy gold, and if you can’t buy gold, buy silver.
Simply because the world market is a big global Ponzi scheme about to collapse. They ALL say it. It’s getting to be that you can’t turn on anything without hearing it: BUY GOLD!
Hey, I want to buy gold, but I can’t afford it, so I bought myself some Christmas lights to cheer myself up.
In one of the chapters in Wayne’s book, a master of international finance, Mr. Kip Heritage, suggests that you buy cheap real estate, undervalued stocks and failing businesses,—after you buy a lot of gold. I could afford a dollar lot in Detroit right now…I’ll think about it, Kip.
Glenn Beck, is always talking about his gold. And how everyone should be buying gold. In fact, put your gold out of the country so our government can’t get it.
Better yet, move to Singapore and drop your citizenship if you must. Oh…and buy oil too.
(Sigh.)
Has anybody bothered to tell any of these guru’s that the majority of Americans make on average, $50,000 a year, and they can’t even afford health care, let alone an ounce of gold? Nobody Knows who in the world these guys are talking to, because it’s sure not the average person. And yet, they keep talking about it as if it’s as affordable as buying a pair of new shoes.
Sure, maybe we could afford a few coins,….but really? In my neighborhood? Some of the gangs have more gold on their guns and would just shoot me for it. 
The rich already know this stuff, and they already are doing this, stocking up on gold, so tell me—are they that stupid that they don’t realized that most people’s only asset is their house, and they would have to sell their only asset to invest in the amount of gold these guys are talking about? Do they really want to keep torturing us with the fact that THEY can buy gold, and we can only buy…milk?
What? Where’s the compassion here?
Nobody Knows why they keep preaching to all the people who couldn’t afford to buy gold if they wanted to, but Nobody Thinks the reason they are doing it, is because they themselves are making a LOT of gold just talking about it.
You KNOW I’m right.
Nobody’s Perfect: Marriage, Divorce, Electrocution…
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the subject of matrimony and love: couples getting married, couples getting divorced, couples getting electrocuted….
First we have Lord Paul McCartney, who just got married to a very lovely and very rich woman named Nancy Shevell. Nobody Thinks that was a smart move. The last woman he married couldn’t get enough of his money. Let’s hope this one works out for him.
You have to give the man a lot of credit…after the awful mess his last marriage caused him, to dive in at his age and try again, shows he believes in the institution. And for that, I give him a big round of applause.
Hopefully this time, they both signed pre-nups.
Paul looked years younger on his wedding day. I’m glad he is dying his hair. For a vegetarian, that must have been a hard decision, because you know, all those chemicals could melt into his brain and cause his liver to fail because he doesn’t eat meat. (Nobody made that up.)
And any woman who loves gardenias in my book, shows class. They are MY favorite flower.
They looked like the perfect couple, unlike this next couple.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Now……. I don’t mean to criticize anyone’s choice in men, (Wait…of course I do, it’s too much fun!) but when Demi divorced Bruce Willis and married Ashton Kutcher I thought she had some kind of problem—NOT because he was so much younger than her, but because he seemed like such a …what’s the words? College boy.
Demi also collects Barbie dolls and has a house just to show them all off. So you have to wonder…what did they have in common? Nobody Wonders if they will all go on their fabulous vacations after the divorce? Bruce, Ashton, Demi and her new future boyfriend.
Do we care?
No, we don’t, but Nobody Cares about the next couple from Pennsylvania: Joseph Russell and April Carter.
Why? Because THEY hold the common nobodies card of love for the future.
Police say a western Pennsylvania couple desperate for money to pay for their wedding netted just $18 for the stolen copper wire they cut from more than a dozen utility poles. North Sewickley police say 23-year-old Joseph Russell and 24-year-old April Cater cut down the wires on August 9, four days before their wedding. Russell says he was desperate for money because he’d just lost his job and lost a $1,000 deposit after his reception hall abruptly closed down.
That’s got to be love. I don’t care how much Paul and Nancy think they might love each other, I doubt if he would EVER climb a pole and steal copper wire just to marry her, and for good reason too. Another couple that were not so lucky climbed up a pole and paid for it.
A man died as he and a female partner tried to steal copper wire from an electrical vault in South Gate on Saturday afternoon, police said. The woman tried to pull him away from the vault when it caught fire and exploded, but the electricity traveled through her body and she received severe burns. Two small children were found in a truck 15 feet from the accident but were not injured.
There you go…desperate times call for desperate measures. Leave the kids in the car.
What did we learn from these three mistakes?
1. Don’t marry the first amputee that comes along after your wife dies.
2. Don’t marry the first young and sexy man who beds you right after your painful divorce.
3. If you don’t have enough money for a wedding, don’t climb up a pole and steal copper wiring…go on Oprah and beg for money.
What’s that you say? Oprah doesn’t have a show anymore? Well, just wait. She coming back because her cable show is losing money big time.
Anyway, maybe Lord Paul or Demi Moore will see you on the show, and send you the money you need.
At least you’ll be alive to enjoy it.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
Comments
Anonymous on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) ronita on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) ronita on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) Mrs. O on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) Joyanna Adams on DAD: It Only Takes a Moment or…
Joyanna Adams 