Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Reports My Old Home Town…

Nobody Reports,

I grew up in Naples, Florida.

After watching this video, and now that Fauci has said we need to wear TWO masks, I’m seriously thinking about moving back.

Enjoy!

February 10, 2021 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Joe Biden VS Mark Abaire

Nobody’s Perfect:

We have two very minor mistakes made by two men in Florida last week. One man was a major player—

Vice President Joe Biden visited the Florida Everglades on Monday to promote the Everglades Restoration Project and joked about his Secret Service detail threatening to shoot the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation commissioner.

Okay, whether that “joke” about having his secret service man shoot the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation commissioner came AFTER he called the Everglades, EverGators, is not known by this Nobody. I wasn’t there. So, mark another great slip of the tongue by our Vice President Joe Biden, right up there with the other slip of the tongue last week by Marco Rubio (see former posts) and it seems the heat in Florida is getting to the brains that are not used to thinking anyway.

Joe , far as we know, will be Obama’s running mate again. And we also know: he is very afraid of “gators.”

Then–we have this man Mark Abaire, who, in my old hometown of Naples, Florida, decided to get a cup and go get himself a free soda from McDonalds. Nobody finds it comforting to know that in my old hometown, the citizens are not about to take this lying down: The employees called the police.

 Mark Abaire, 52, of Naples, Florida, was arrested by Collier County deputies after leaving a local McDonald’s without paying for the soda he put in his complimentary water cup. While the felony theft charge he faces for the $1 theft sounds a bit like something out of a Victor Hugo novel, it turns out that Abaire is a repeat offender In Florida, a third-degree felony can mean a sentence of up to 5 years in prison and a $5,000 fine. Abaire faces additional misdemeanor counts of trespassing and disorderly intoxication. He was held in Collier County jail with bond set at $6,500. Which is $6,499 more than the price of a soda.

Nobody Thinks the Collier County police might want to look into our VP threatening to shoot their Game commissioner, but, then again, maybe they should just invite him back to wrestle Mark Abaire for a soda.

Something tells me the two men might just hit it off.

 

April 24, 2012 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

   

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