Nobody’s Perfect: Rupert Murdoch VS Jerry Bance
Nobody’s Perfect
Politics, we are finding out, can bring out the senility in many men…and this week we see two examples of that: Rupert Murdoch, who owns the most ‘conservative’ network in America, and Jerry Bance, a man who was running for office in Canada.
Let’s start with Rupert first: Rupert has said many a wonderful thing about Hillary Clinton, leaving all the people who watch FOX in complete confusion as to how a man who runs the most conservative network on Cable can be…a democrat? Say what? So, he is. And if that’s true, than all the stuff he has on cable is just to put huge wads of cash into his pockets, not to further any kind of belief he has.
And wise he is at that, because liberal stations, have no viewers. But we all had to wonder about Rupert’s senality when he tweeted this recently:
“Looks like Biden already running. Very likely he wins nomination and be hard to beat.”
Joe Biden…hard to beat? On what planet?
Is his head even attached to his body? (I’m speaking of Rupert here…we already KNOW where Joe Biden’s head is)
Evidently not. Rupert no longer listens to his own TV station, no doubt, all he sees at his age are the legs.
On the other hand, we have Jerry Bance, another conservative obviously missing a few marbles.
On Monday, Canada’s Conservative Party dismissed a parliamentary candidate after footage surfaced of him urinating into a homeowner’s coffee cup while on a repair call in 2012, the Toronto Star reports.
The incident was originally captured as part of a CBC hidden camera investigation of dishonest handymen, but the free-peeing repairman was only identified as a three-time Conservative candidate Jerry Bance this weekend. From CBC News:Bance had also run as a Conservative in 2006 and 2008. Jason Kenney, the high-profile Conservative minister and candidate from Alberta, helped him kick off his current campaign last week.
Well–I’m not sure how to compare these two…who should win this week’s Nobody’s Perfect contest?
Rupert? A multi-billionaire who doesn’t care if he pisses off 90 percent of the people who watch his cable network, by tweeting his excitement of another perverted democrat who might get in the White House?
Or Jerry Brance, who either forgot what toilets are for, or is just too lazy and old to walk to the bathroom? After watching that video, I’m never leaving another service man alone.
Frankly, I can’t pick either one. Both of them bring a bad taste to my mouth.
I say…it’s a draw.
Next week, I’m sure we’ll find a REAL winner.
Did YOU Lose Money Today? It’s Okay…says the Big Cheese at the Top.
Nobody Flashes
I love it. The Stock market takes a big chunk out of the middle class 401K’s, but the billionaires are pretty happy, because now they can go in and buy up everything at bargain prices!
So, what news this day, from the man who OWNS the only conservative channel on cable? He hates Donald Trump so much, he wants his other rich buddy, the X-Mayor King of New York, to run for President: He tweeted:
“With Trump becoming very serious candidate, it’s time for next billionaire candidate, Mike Bloomberg to step into ring. Greatest mayor.”
Greatest mayor? Rupert must be hanging out among the boobs in Times Square. Can you imagine what ‘laws’ President Bloomberg would pass?
Bloomberg lives in London now. What? Does Rupert just want free rides on Air Force One? Is he missing his friend? Or is this just another attempt at getting Jeb and Hillary back in the saddle?
When the owner of FOX news and FOX sports, and the man who owns The Wall Street Journal and the New York Post, wants the country ruled by liberals, that should tell you something.
The RICH, do not want Donald Trump in power. Jeb, Hillary, Bloomberg would be their puppets.
In the meantime, we are being told, “Don’t worry! You’ll get your money back! It always comes back!”
Right. You can wait…another decade right? Just like our lame political process…they expect us to WAIT..for things to get better, and it…never happens. 
Nobody’s Perfect: Rupert Murdoch VS Burger King
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the subject of two separations: Rupert Murdoch VS Burger King.
Hey! I didn’t even know (or care) about Rupert Murdoch’s love life, but there it was in Vanity Fair: Rupert’s young Chinese wife of 14 years, Wendi, had been having sexual affairs with other men—- and not just any men. Tony Blair, Google’s Eric Schmidt, and co-founder of MySpace, Chris DeWolfe. (How she missed Bill Clinton is anybody’s guess.)
Get the feeling she likes to feel connected?
Really, what’s a billionaire mogul to do? His mother tried to warn him to stay with his last wife, who wanted him to retire, but Wendi saw her way to riches, and Rupert saw his way INTO China, and with the help of science, he was off to another marriage…his third.
But, good news all you Chinese gold-diggers out there! Rupert is now divorced.
It’s not the shock that a young women took advantage of an older man’s riches, it’s that she had to bed the one man Rupert had put into power, Mr. Blair, and she did it in their own house…and yacht…and who knows where else? Probably even in the Tower of London!
Rupert had raised LOADS of money for Tony, who really doesn’t need more either. But in the hall of fame gold-diggers, Wendi choose carefully: ALL these men …were powerful, rich, and mostly married.
And then we have the divorce of Burger King and its money, from Obama. Yes, Burger King is taking its big Whoppers and moving its headquarters to Canada where it will pay less taxes.
Obama has called this exodus of major American companies to other countries…unpatriotic!
After all…Walgreens wanted to move, and stopped cold after hearing those words, so, should we all be mad that Burger King is NOT going to pay its fair share, and you and I will have to fork out even more? Is it really their fault?
Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week? (No, it’s not Al Sharpton, I’m sick to death of him.)
Is it Rupert Murdoch, who failed to see that he was marrying a gold-digger? Rumors are he lost over $1.7 billion. Wendi got him into buying MySpace, which he paid $545 million and sold for $35 million. Uh….not exactly what you would expect a smart man to do.
And even though she signed a pre-nup, she got the Rockefeller triplex on Fifth Avenue ($70 million), the house in Beijing ($40 million), $14 million for each year she was married, jewelry and half of their art collection.
Or does the trophy go to Burger King, who just couldn’t stand to keep paying Obama’s high taxes?
It’s obvious isn’t it?
What a man will do for a pretty face, and a busty oriental beauty.
We really can’t blame Burger King for wanting to desert America. That fault goes to our past Presidents (of BOTH parties) who threw America out the window with the bath water when they dreamed up globalization.
Burger King doesn’t need us anymore…it’s in every country in the world now, and its the American people who continue to lose.
As for the REAL loser of the week…Al Sharpton……go ahead……fill in the blank………………………………………
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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