Nobody’s Perfect: Scott Walker VS The Moon
Nobody’s Perfect
It’s so easy to blame other things and people for your failures in life…the democrats are GREAT at it! For instance, both Obama and Hillary Clinton still blame George W. Bush for the sorry economy.
Yes, we expect that kind of low-class behavior from democrats…but from a Republican? This week we have the whinnying of big time republican loser as he drops out of his bid for the Presidency. And his name is— Scott Walker.
Scott walker dropped out of the Presidential Race today, mainly because he just couldn’t connect with the American people as well as Donald Trump. I couldn’t get excited by him. I’m not sure why. He seemed to be a nice guy, but more like a soccer coach, or maybe a mayor of a small town…but President? Donald Trump treated him like a minor leaguer and face it…he just didn’t light any national fires.
A man of character, would have just smiled and dropped out…but Walker was MAD. He attacked Donald on leaving the field:
‘I encourage other Republican presidential candidates to do the same so that the voters can focus on a limited number of candidates who can offer a positive conservative alternative to the current front-runner,’ Walker said.
And then we have ….another sore loser it seems: The moon. While the moon it’s true, is not running for political office, it seems the moon has spoken to someone about the Earth. The earth, according to the moon, is cracking it’s surface.
The moon is shrinking, and Earth is to blame for how the moon’s crust has cracked. The tidal forces of the Earth pulling on the moon, while small, generated enough stress to break the moon’s crust
Yes, that’s what I’m saying. The Earth cracked up the moon’s surface and now, evidently, the moon is really MAD…according to somebody who thinks they know. Probably Al Gore.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it Scott Walker, who can’t seen to look in the mirror and wonder WHY he lost? And by the way….if his donors dried up on him, why isn’t he blaming Jeb Bush, who got all the big donors right out of the gate? How is that Donald’s fault?
Scott, it’s clear is just doing what the big GOP Rino’s bosses are telling him: Attack Trump, so we can finally get on with electing Jeb, and we’ll let you keep some of that money you still have in your pocket.
Rick Perry did the very same thing. I want to know how much money they raised and got to KEEP, don’t you?
The moon on the other hand, cracks or not, would NEVER blame the earth for those adorable cracks..the earth and the moon are like an ageing couple…so what if the moon is shrinking and getting a few wrinkles? Aren’t we all? I’m sure the Earth adores the moon, and the moon adores the earth, and leave it to the media to report the whole thing as some kind of disaster.
We will all love the moon forever more. The moon has more to worry about from the Chinese and the Russians, never mind the adoring Earth.
So, Congratulations Scott Walker! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week. The great earth tide of Donald Trump popularity shrunk your moon-like dreams of a Presidential run, and you just JUST couldn’t handle it.
Nobody likes a sore loser. And by the way….the moon agrees with me. I asked her.
Nobody’s Fool: Gov. Scott Walker
Nobody’s Fool
Last week, Rush Limbaugh was really excited…and he it seems was the only one…BUT…Scott Walker had great news. Not only had he managed to fight the big unions in Wisconsin, but he took a blue state on the way to being Detroit, turned it around, and put so much money in the State Budget he plans to give it BACK to the people.
PROOF…that with the right leaders, America can come back!
So, congratulations to Governor Scott Walker! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.
And —-If Jeb Bush runs for President: Go ahead and jump into the race Scott…we need fresh blood.
(This has been a word from our Sponcer)
Liberal Ommmmming Loses Wisconsin Election…Voodoo Dolls Being Shipped for November
Nobody Knows
Last night, in a desperate attempt to force Scott Walker to lose Tuesday’s recall election in Wisconsin, all the people against him, gathered around, held progressive hands, and calmly called Gaia, or the great om master in the sky…and they collectively …ommmed.
This omming voodoo did not actually work..(Let’s not tell them why.) I’m sure all the Tea Party people were glad the liberal nut jobs finally shut up, and quite playing bongo drums.
So..Did hundreds of liberal wacko’s “omming” in front of the Capitol actually help them “LOSE”? They did…big time.
I don’t know, but I bet we see some voodoo dolls of Mitt Romeny stuck with pins outside the voting booths in November. Maybe some people will scarifice a few lambs, on the White House steps in the name of democray.
Nobody Knows, but I suggest all the liberals take up ommng in the Presidential election…so we can listen to more of this:#ooid=c5aGV5NDoA6ce1rjC1bw0mS3Rsg–pIY
