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I had a busy day today, but someone sent this to me, and I thought it was worth posting.

The world ahead is going to be so totally awesome if they really make this stuff happen, but…I STILL like the old fashion book.

Enjoy! (Thanks to several…and to JR and Pat)

March 30, 2011 Posted by | energy | | 2 Comments

The 12th Imam VS The Freemasons:Get Your Tickets Here!

Nobody Wins: Here’s an interesting twist to a subject that I just can’t help but noticing– if you haven’t already seen the film that is being shown all over the world, called, “The Coming is Near” in which it is predicted that the 12th Imam is coming back to take over the world…then you can take a view of it here. While you may find it boring through the beginning…(I did) fast forward it towards the end (around 23 min.) when you start seeing the pictures of our past Presidents. The video talks mostly about the Freemasons wanting to take over the world.

First

Gee…I didn’t know there were so many masons…did you? ALL the western world’s leaders are going to secret rituals and saving the widow’s son? If that’s true…than Obama better look into it…he is being left out.

 Many of us in America have read and are familiar with a “secret” society of Freemasons…through books, movies, and family members— but I thought it particularly strange, that an Iranian propaganda movie made for people in the Middle East, assume that Muslims are even be familiar with the concepts of Freemasons. Over here, people hardly give them any thought. Ask a young person in America if he knows any Freemasons and he will think it’s some kind of rock band.
 
At this same time this week, The History Channel presented a two-hour special on Freemasons, and I found the coincidental timing of these two media presentations almost suspicious.
 
There is no doubt that the powerful leaders of the Western world have secret meetings and keep most of their plans from the “little” people, but The History Channel’s conclusion was that the Freemasons are not powerful at all…just a boy’s club of good guys.
 
Frankly, that worries me almost as much as the video from Iran. I don’t think that sensational video of “The Coming is Near” was made for the people over there, I think it was propaganda made to be seen by the little nobodies…over here.
 
Basically they are telling us..‘Your leaders are in an evil plot to take over the world.” And there is a lot of truth to that. But, guess what? I’ll take our evil leaders over their evil leaders any day of the week.
 
For one thing, our malls are not ready for the swarming of black Burke’s‘. High heels are all the rage.

 I don’t even want to think about this, but I find you must think of all angles: There could have been American people on our side who helped with this video.We have got plenty of idiots over here helping with the riots in the Middle East. It wouldn’t be the first time in history….people make lots of money off war.

Second
 
The famous symbol of the Freemasons with the compass and the anvil, and the G (representing God) in the middle is supposed to mean for all Masons to :”circumscribe their desires and keep their passions within due bounds toward all mankind.”
(Well, that leaves Bill Clinton out.)
  
Something tells me we are going to need some hammers in that symbol, the compass is just not cutting it. Maybe we should just put them all the Freemasons in the Coliseum in Rome, and tell them to fix it. Then we’ll tell the Muslims waiting for the 12th Imam that he is going to rise up out of the bottom of the Coliseum and save the world. And while they wait for him…we can go back to our lives, and watch more documentaries on the History Channel about how the Templar’s were very rich men, and some of them were gay, and Washington D.C. is under the sign of Virgo because even politicians like virgins, and Bill Clinton is a 33 Master Mason, and the seeing eye goes back to Isis, and Obama is REALLY the 13th Iman…and…if you see the numbers 22, and 1111 be sure the eye is talking to you…and Lindsey Lohan is going to become a Mason…and take over the world…and Skull and Bones is really just a sleazy bar in Oxford, and I can’t get enough of this stuff…can you?
 
And THAT’s why they mentioned it, I’m sure.  Also…check out the nun..in the video.  That’s a clue right there that there’s something else here that’s meets the eye….
 
Oh yes, the eye is on our dollar! And it’s…closing…now…wait…it’s disappearing…..it’s falling down that oil well…quick…grab it!.

March 29, 2011 Posted by | Islam, Middle East, Money | | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Superman Obama VS The Supernuts EU

Nobody’s Perfect: Darn. I missed ‘President’ Obama’s big speech on why we are in Libya tonight….by all accounts I’ll go with Sarah Palin’s reaction to it which was…”What is the mission again?”
What I did notice from the few clips that I saw was that Obama made sure to start out with praising all the troops and soldiers and reminding everyone that was listening that he is the “commander in chief” who can put our troops anywhere in the world in which he sees trouble…(What is Congress for again? Why do we pay those guys?)
 
He said this: “The United States of America is different and as president I refuse to wait for the images of slaughter and mass graves before taking action. Moreover, America has an important strategic interest in preventing Gaddafi from overrunning those who oppose him,”

 (Mighty Mouse…is on the waaaaaaaay!!)

Obama’s strategic interest was he didn’t want people flooding into Tunisia and Egypt. Too bad he doesn’t feel that way about our drug war on our border..40,000 people so far have been brutally murdered in Mexico. If he is so concerned about images of mass slaughter why doesn’t Obama send bombers down there? Why? We have more of a strategic interest in stopping the drugs coming into our country, then helping al-Qaeda fight Gaddafi.
 
Not to mention, that’s a LOT of dead people, Mr. President, down there, and some of them are missing their heads.
 
Did you MISS the pictures of the mass graves just south of our border Mr. President?
 
Obama didn’t have to wait for images of the already dead in all the other Middle Eastern cesspools of “democracy,” they are right there in front of him. It was reported that 67 dead bodies are waiting for him to take a look at in Syria.
 
Saying that he doesn’t want the efforts at democracy in the Middle East to be spoiled by Gaddafi was about as lame as Newt Gingrich (who almost made the cut tonight) saying his first two marriages broke up because of his ever eternal love of his country. Both excuses pretty lame if you ask me.
 
Nevertheless, Obama is no surprise, but this headline absolutely floored me.
         
                                        EU to ban cars from cities by 2050.
 
Cars will be banned from London and all other cities across Europe under a draconian EU master plan to cut CO2 emissions by 60 per cent over the next 40 years.
 
Unless of course you are a member of the EU, than you can drive your limousine in any city at all. They can all race their expensive cars down the main drags.
 
Obama may be a insufferable Marxist, a Soros puppet, an illuminati Mafia candidate working for the job of head guy at the UN..but I’d say the EU wins hands down this week on the “Nobody’s Perfect” calendar…coming into the threshold of really crazy loons.
 
Ban all cars from London? Rome? Paris? Brussels? It’s about time they banned the EU.

March 28, 2011 Posted by | EU, Obama | , | 3 Comments

Obamacrats Part II

Nobody Remembers: Let’s remember our fine historical history of the connections between the mob and the Democrats. This just released on AP:

President Barack Obama will raise cash for Democrats in New York this week and Chicago next month. A Democratic official says Obama will raise money for the Democratic National Committee Tuesday night during a trip to New York for the dedication of a United Nations building. Obama will also attend a democratic fundraiser April 14 in his hometown of Chicago, the same city where his re-election campaign will be based.

As we recall, it was Jimmy Hoffa that gave the final votes from Illinois to put Jack Kennedy in the White House, simply because Joseph Kennedy, his dad, who made his millions off of illegal bootlegging, asked them to do it as a favor. And then, the OTHER brother, Robert, who was made Attorney General by his Presidential brother, came after them, for which, many say…the Mafia had them both killed, with the blessing of LBJ who REALLY wanted to be President.
 
Hey, that’s what they say.
 
New York and Tammery Hall…are still alive, and now, Richard Daley, the current Chicago Jimmy Hoffa, works for Obama. Rahn Emanuel, Obama’s right hand man, was given the office of Mayor of Chicago, to make sure that the votes from Illinois once again go to Obama, keeping them all in power. Harry Reid will die before he leaves Las Vegas, the town that was built by the pensions trust funds of the Unions out of Chicago.
 
Nobody talks about the Mafia anymore, but they did send Rahm a dead fish, when he left the White House.
 
Those Mafia guys really have a great sense of humor.

March 28, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Obamacare | | Leave a comment

Nuclear Fallout: Do You REALLY Want to Know?

Nobody Opinion:
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers. ~Tom Stoppard  
It seems the more I read, and the more I search, the less I know about the radiation problem in Japan, and if we could be actually be affected here in the United States. Just when I hear some expert on TV say, “Don’t worry about it.”, somebody else comes out and says, “They are lying to you.” I wish they’d make up their minds.
 
There are experts on BOTH sides of the issue. Is this science or politics? When in doubt, ask someone you think might know. So I asked my cousin Corky. (That’s what real nobodies do.) “Well gee, they exploded thousands of nuclear bombs all over the world in the fifties and sixties and nobody ever died from that, did they?”
 
Uh…I don’t know…somebody must have gotten sick…somewhere.
 
And that’s the trouble with this stuff. You can’t see it. You can’t smell it. But it can kill you, in twenty or thirty years down the road. (Having said that: do NOT read anything about Nano-technology…that’s my advice.)
 
 And why should we trust our government to tell us the truth? In WWII, even though it was well documented that cigarettes caused lung cancer, (The Nazi’s established that fact.) free cigarettes were put in every soldier’s daily C-ration. This went on until 1975. The reason given was that it “calmed the nerves,” but cigarettes also made you less hungry. Ask anyone who smokes why they don’t want to quit, they say they don’t want to gain weight.
 
John Sparke, a man who went with the British Admiral, John Hawkins, to explore Florida in 1564, writes in his observation of the local Indians that:

“The Floridians, when they travel, have a kind of herb dried (tobacco) which, with a cane and an earthen cup in the end, with fire, and the dried herbs put together, do suck through the cane the smoke thereof, which smoke satisfies their hunger; and therewith they live four or five days without meat or drink; and this all the Frenchmen used for this purpose.”

Wow…calm nerves and makes them a more efficient army—what General could resist? General George Washington might have handed out cigarettes at Valley Forge had he known.
All the movie stars smoked back then, and the tobacco companies should have made a fortune; it was a win/win situation at the time for a government trying to win a war.
 
Sadly, it was their children that had to watch the ‘greatest generation’ die of cancer—I know firsthand as I watched my own parents (whom survived WWII) struggle with quitting themselves, and the hideous suffering they had to go through—caused by smoking.
 
And what do I know about “radiation” besides the fact that it’s bad for you? I’m not even sure about the cell phones. I know enough to surmise that any parent that lets a child under six use one every day is playing with loaded dice.
 
Japan, just by being themselves..are acting like they’ve got it under control. But, when a report came out that the level at the Fukushima plant was 10 million times the normal level, you go…Whoa…I’m staying inside for a week!
 
Okay, I’m kidding.
 
Remember, you can’t see this stuff, and it does not dissipate…like any good little particle of nuclear stuff…it has a shelf- life of forever. It floats around, until rain or snow brings it down, and then it’s a whole other problem. That they can agree on.
 
Right after the earthquake hit, they all said, “Hey folks! This will disappear over the ocean..you’re all safe.” And then days later, the REAL nasty stuff exploded and everyone was pretty quiet, and then…Hey!…how about that Charlie Sheen? Can you believe that guy?
 
Right now, the United States is bringing fresh water to Japan because theirs has been contaminated..that can’t be good.
 
So, in true American media fashion, this danger has now been regulated to the bottom of the news hour. Libya is now our main concern. Gadfly is a major threat, according to all who pontificate. Oh…and by the way..you’ve got higher levels of radiation out there in Nevada, Colorado, and Florida,…and today an expert said:

“There’s no significant threat to the United States from the radiation from this area. And, in fact, I would argue the people in the United States who are buying iodine pills ought to save them for the people in Japan. The people in Japan need them.” 

Sorry, I’m not sending mine. Years ago, I saw a doctor on Fox news say that everyone should have a bottle of KI’s (Potassium Iodide) in their closet. I bought three bottles. I gave one to my son, who said, “Come on mom…if we get hit by a nuclear blast, I’ll be dead. You worry too much.”

 He may be right. I may be crazy. But, just in case, I’m taking my Ginkgo and putting a few more drops of liquid Kelp in my water. And then..watch…knowing me, I’ll catch a virus that I can’t see from a K-Mart bathroom, left there by an illegal alien, and think I’m dying of Ebola, never knowing that it was actually the radioactive toilet paper made in China which was contaminated from the fallout from Fukushima that killed me when I touched it.
 
Okay, I have an active imagination, but it’s not my fault...like I said. I wish someone would just tell us the truth. And that’s NOT gonna happen, is it?
 
Someday, the children of the “idiotic generation” might be watching their parents die of some new cancer from being exposed to nuclear plutonium dropping on their heads while they were breathing heavily while talking on their cell phones, standing in line to get on Space Mountain at Disneyland. It’s safe to say, that it will take years for some nobody to figure out that our government knew the possible dangers and just couldn’t do anything about it, so why bother us with facts?
 
And on that note, I’m going to stop looking in the mirror, because lately I’m always thinking as I look back at myself ..I’m saying…Admit it, you have no clue. What you do know, is going to drive you crazy, so stop thinking about it. Not looking at mirrors is easy…especially at my age. But NOT reading the newspapers—I’m afraid I wouldn’t give that up even if it kills me.
 
I must face the facts: I’m radioactively doomed to ignorant perdition in all things nuclear.
 
I hope you are too.

March 27, 2011 Posted by | energy | | 3 Comments

Houston: We Have a “REAL FAKE” Presidential Candidate!

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night: I have been getting so many great emails during the week, that I think I’ll have to post them more than once a week. It seems such a pity to let these gems of wisdom and enlightenment go without notice. So, keep an eye out for more from me.
Here’s one by Bill Cosby…who was not only one of the funniest men on the planet, but a real American, who maybe SHOULD run for President!
 
(Thanks to Pat)
UPDATE: I have been informed from better sources than me, that Bill Cosby never said this stuff. Well, okay. Sorry bout that. BUT…it’s a good platform for somebody to run on…any takers?
 
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Bill Cosby has a great way of “distilling” things. Looks like he’s done it again!  

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

 
I have decided to become a write-in candidate for President for the year 2012… Here is my platform:
 
1. Any use of the phrase: ‘Press one for English’ is immediately BANNED! English IS the official language: Speak it, or wait outside our borders until you can.
 
2. We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we’ll do NO exports. We will use the “Wal-Mart’s” policy, ‘If we ain’t got it, you don’t need it.” We’ll make it here and sell it here!
 
3. When imports are allowed, there will be 100% import tax on it coming in here.
 
4. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the Southern border of the United States. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTH BOUND aliens.
 
5. Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn’t put nothin in, you AIN’T getting nothin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
 
6. Welfare. Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.
 
7. Professional Athletes–Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you’re banned from sports…For life.
 
8. Crime—we will adopt the Turkish method, I.e., the first time you steal you lose your right hand. (Nobody says…Bill is really getting into it now!) There is no more ‘life sentences.’ If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
 
9. One export of will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.
 
10. All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately lower the taxes. When disasters occure around the world, we’ll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the deicsion as to whether, or not, it is a worthy cause.
 
11. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school, and every day in CONGRESS.
 
12. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, ete.
 
My apologies if I have stepped on anyone’s toes…NEVERTHELESS…

 

                         GOD BLESS AMERICA
 
 Sincerly,
 
Bill Cosby.

March 27, 2011 Posted by | Entertainers, Presidents | | 3 Comments

The New World Order of the General Elites (GE)

Nobody Wins: Jeffery Immelt, the CEO of General Electric, is just about as arrogant a man as you would ever encounter. I once saw him on Charlie Rose, and he made it quite clear, that to him, America was just a stooge on a map. He is a proud globalist. Jeffery said that if any man or women in America that worked for GE did not want to go work in China–he would fire them on the spot, because to Jeffery, we all must accept the fact that GE, (and Jeffery)  is King of the World. He loves China, because communism works so well for a CEO.

 His mother must be proud.

 We found today that GE, made profits of $14.2 billion worldwide, and $5.1 billion from the United States. The company did not have to pay any taxes. In fact, GE got a tax benefit of $3.2 billion.
 
That G.E. Japanese nuclear reactor melted down just in time.
 
When Obama says he wants the rich to pay more, he means, he wants them to pay more to him. GE gave more money to Obama’s campaign than had ever been given before.
 
 Jeffery went to India with ‘President’ Obama, and was on the plane to Rio with him too. He has been given an official government title. He is right by his side making plans for one big GE world.
 
But it’s not just GE gettng tax breaks, many big multinational companies are getting everything for free. Almost all of them pay no taxes, so when Michael Moore complains, you can understand why so many people listen to him, and that’s a fact that is maddening.
 
To get Obamacare passed, (with the blessings of big insurance, and pharmaceutical companies) Obama had to make exceptions to his rule and bribe a few states with a “get out of Obamacare Free” card. Then before you knew it, ALL the big international companies got excused from the Obamacare draconian law, a law that all the Congressmen don’t have to abide by either. The truth is: if you are rich, you are excused, if you are poor…you better pay up.
 
Obamacare is a slow holocaust. It’s a depopulation tool, dressed in a benevolent “universal health care for ALL” package.
 
Depopulation is a key plan for the very rich. Warren Buffett gave $3 billion dollars to promote abortions all over the world, right after Obama first official act was to open the gates of taxpayer support for abortions worldwide. Obama kicked in $50 million, thank you very much dear citizen.
 
Yes, Warren and Bill Gates voted for Obama. And there are other reasons why.
 
Warren just put up $50 million of his own money to start up the UN nuclear bank, and why? Warren has an energy utility business and owns MidAmerican Energy. His motivation for donating to the UN nuclear bank will benefit him later with regard to a UN monopoly over nuclear power for electricity. This from Infowars:

Taxpayers will ultimately fund the UN nuclear bank that is in opposition to public interest and freedom. This trick is accomplished through foundations convincing governments to regulate or take action on an issue and then passing the cost on to taxpayers. As sovereign countries dismantle their nuclear weapons under UN treaties, the UN is simultaneously building its nuclear arsenal by way of the nuclear bank.

Yes, Buffett proposed this UN bank through a foundation he funds called the Nuclear Threat Initiative. (NTI) Ted Turner (who would like to get rid of at least 5 billion on the planet) is co-chairman. Sam Nunn, is the other chairman. So, who else is working hard on dismantling our nuclear weapons besides Obama? Henry Kissinger, George Schulz, William Perry, Zbigniew Brzezinki, Madeleine Albright, and Colin Powell among others. Oh, it’s for the benefit of mankind they say…a dream to get rid of all those nuclear weapons.
Right, and my mother loved to do laundry.
 
These rich guys are after a one-world government. What Alex Jones, and David Icke have been talking about for years, is finally becoming known to us all. Cassandra Anderson of Inforwars wrote:

In short, the sustainable objective is the abolition of private property, education for global citizenship, and the use of technology to control human action. Additionally, the UN is locking in another uranium enrichment monopoly over nuclear power for electricity, which will also increase “interdependency of nations.”

So, GE got Congress to outlaw our light bulbs and make us buy ones filled with mercury; GE has forced our government to push electric cars and the rebuilding of a whole nations infrastucture and all this new technology to profit billions more for them, and also to join with the United Nations in building global nuclear GE power plants…all without having to pay one single dime in taxes. Our politicians are just butt-boys to these big companies. Charlie Rangel and George W. Bush both passed laws benefiting the tax breaks for GE.
So..nobody suggests that we change the name of the Unites States Government to GE…the General Elites.
 
And then…turn the lights out.

March 26, 2011 Posted by | GE, Global Government | , | 3 Comments

Falling Down Holes, Climbing To the Moon

Nobody’s Opinion: Somewhere tonight a dead Marine in Afghanistan, is being scrapped off the inside of a Humvee by some other Marine whose job it is to figure out how to get as much as is left of his body back to the morgue…sometimes having to grab it by sticky gobs…looking for notes in pockets and pictures of children, dogs, and cars to send home.
 
While I think about this, I glanced down at my dog, who sits at full attention, waiting for me to give her the last of the glass of milk that I am enjoying…she’s getting old, but when it comes to milk, she has the look of a young puppy.
 
These two scenes..a young man far away, blown up for a reason not many of us really know anything about, and myself here— sitting comfortable in my little room…leaves me feeling like Alice falling down a hole, only to come out the other side and floating off into space. I don’t want him to be there. I don’t want some mother to lose her child to a country whose government has been captured by elite oligarchs who send boys into battle and for which they no longer care what it’s citizens’ might want.
 
I try to imagine what the people in England must have felt during the blitz, and I just can’t. And I certainly don’t want to be thinking about any of this tonight…but I am.
 
In America…we know that the enemy is over there. But, we also know, they are welcoming them here with open arms, and that’s because we have a President who believes the absurd notion that Muslims have been a great part of America and her history. So…

Nobody Knows when the American’s are going to make a much needed “Regime” change here. Who’s running? So far, candidates like Palin, Romney, and Newt have all made some big bucks just hinting at the prospect through book sales. Donald also has made money off the announcement. Ron Paul…mmmmm …will he run again? Probably all of them will, but what really troubles this Nobody is the fact that not one..NOT ONE…democrat has come out to challenge Obama. That party has been obliterated. It almost doesn’t exist.

Nobody’s Perfect Somewhere in Florida some black chick walks into a Burger King and attacks the (white) people serving her food. She hops up on the counter and hits them with a plastic cooler. Yes, this fine mother of four kids, was on spring vacation. The rest of the black tourists helped her trash the restaurant. This happens when your welfare check can only take you from Alabama to Florida, when you really wanted a Hawaii vacation. Times are rough.
 
Nobody Cares  I’m waiting for the big earthquake. It’s been predicted that California is going to have a huge one due to the Super moon, (sometimes before the 27th) and even Michael Moore is going to feel this one.

Nobody Wonders Were Liz Taylors’ eyes REALLY violet, or did she wear contacts? And why did she win Oscars and Richard Burton did not? Care to speculate? I saw her once in person, and I really didn’t see the purple eyes. She was beautiful..but all I saw was mascara.

Nobody’s Fool  Ron Paul came out with this statement about our wars:

“The American people are sick and tired of this. We are in trouble here. We’re spending money overseas, we blow up countries and then we have to rebuild them at the same time we can’t even build our own infrastructure.”

Who does not agree?

Nobody Wins: So, as we watch Paul Allen buy a nice small jet for himself, you must know, our Unions are out to destroy the country and redistribute the money due to the fact that Michael Moore says, the rich have got loads of money and he wants it.
 
The Chinese are dealing with the problem of all their newly rich being able to keep their own money by avoiding revolutions. After all, they ARE communists. The people in the city are making three times as much as their country cousins. So…Beijing has ordered on pain of a hefty fine, all Billboards  to have a ban on luxury. To tone down the divide between the rich and the poor, they want the words, “luxury, royal, supreme, and high class” taken out of all advertizing.
 
Hey, we have been doing that here for some time. The rich will pay over a hundred dollars for jeans that have big holes in them. They want to let the poor people know, they are JUST like them, the rich have holy jeans too–don’t hurt them.

Nobody Reports that even maybe the fact that our movie stars are no longer glamorous, is a well thought out plan for the rich to keep themselves safe.
 
And having said that, I feel safe tonight knowing that somewhere a Marine gave his life for the right reasons…so that I can go have another glass of milk, before I get into my nice warm bed.
 
At least, that’s what I’m telling myself. I don’t want to fall down any more holes than I have to. I’m climbing up to the moon.

March 24, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, Life | | 6 Comments

Trump Scores Again

Nobody Flashes

 Now, THIS is how you handle a room full of liberal diva’s.

Not long ago, Bill O’Reilly was on The View, and said something that Whoopi didn’t like, so the ever impudent Whoopi walked off the set. This time, as you can see, she slammed down the race card, and Donald Trump handled it superbly. When she said it was because Obama was black, he just said “no.” Then she lost it.

Good for Donald. He knows it’s Obama’s weak point, and he went after it. Like I said once before…they couldn’t catch Al Capone on all the crimes he committed, so they got him on tax evasion.

It makes sense. It’s KISS simple. Stop Obama at the gate. Don’t even let the horse run. Disqualify him.  

Let’s hope the other Republican candidates get on board and hammer this in 2012.

Nobody will be watching.

March 24, 2011 Posted by | Obama, Presidents | | 2 Comments

If Ahmadinejad is on Steroids, Could Barry Bonds Be Telling the Truth?

Nobody Knows which story in the news today was funnier: Barry Bonds saying that his trainer told him he was taking flax seed oil and arthritis cream and he had no clue he was on steroids for all the years he played baseball, or Ahmadinejad claiming that Iran has developed the first flying saucer to fly the earth.
 
Let’s hope those aliens from Roswell are actually dead.

Nobody Knows which one of these men are telling the truth.
 
 
On the one hand, if flax seed DID actually boost Barry’s Bonds muscles to the size of large cannon balls, then flax seed would cost over $100 an ounce because every man in the world would have vast cases of it stored in the back trunk of his car. AND if Barry actually believed his trainer was giving him flaxseed, that is evidence right there that his steroid abuse was beyond comprehension.
 
On the other hand, If Ahmadinejad has actually developed a flying saucer, then I say we need to see what he means to do with this “flying saucer.”
 
Invade our Capitol and capture Jack Nicholson?
 
Put a saucer over every city in the western world with JBL speakers programed to play Yoko Ono’s greatest hits over and over, thereby destroying us with our own music till we surrender to Allah?
 
Challenge our F-16’s to a showdown?
 
Land on a golf course and kidnap Obama?
 
Do night time raids over cattle farms in Iowa during our presidential primaries?
 
Sell them to Gaddafi?
 
Nobody Knows if this is real, but Ahmadinejad says these flying saucers will be spy machines, something our own government is working on night and day, only they are making spy planes to look like bugs and birds.
 
I don’t care, I’m not feeding them.
 
More than likely he is telling the truth…he has a flying saucer, but it’s NOT the first one ever to fly the earth. And I bet when we finally get to see one for real, they will look much like our drones, which, by the way, are doing a lot of damage over there.
 
The saucer, named “Zohal,” sure takes a good picture…just like all the other pictures ever taken of a UFO.
 
Nobody thinks that we do have aliens walking the earth, and today we found out that Nobody Cares.

March 22, 2011 Posted by | Middle East, politics | | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Messiah Obama VS Tax-Dodger McCaskill

Nobody’s Perfect: ‘President’ Obama was criticized heavily on all the cable channels last week (and ALSO by Donald Trump) for playing too much golf as Japan’s nuclear reactors were melting down. He came out and pretty much said, we were all heartbroken, and ships were sent to help, but then Obama, stayed quiet and went back to the links.
 
Then he came out again, and said Gaddafi had got to go, and so, after asking, “Mother may I?” to the United Nations, he sent over some of our most lethal planes to bomb for a few days, which will do just about nothing, as all the generals were saying.
 
So now we find out, Obama has changed his mind, and we are going to hand over the situation to the French and British. He wants Gaddafi to leave, but, that’s not why he sent over planes, which makes about as much sense as telling someone I want you to go, but…go ahead and stay…not my call. Obama has the foreign policy equivalence of a community organizer, which…is what he is.
 
Remember the good old days when only Congress, by constitutional degree, had the right to declare war?
 
The Libyan oil fields are one of the main suppliers of oil that Europe gets outside of Russia. Russia owns all the other pipelines. Which explains why George W. Bush took Gaddafi off the terrorist’ list, and the Scots sent back the Lockabie bomber.
 
Obama put a small military effort into Libya, and now Michael Moore wants him to return his peace prize. Maybe it’s because we have a Supermoon, but for once, I agree with Michael Moore. Europe, like America, should protect its own oil interests. Too bad they seem to be copying us. If this really was about people being killed by their own governments, we’d have to invade half the planet.
 
But there IS one thing he did do right this week. He went to Rio, (missing any fallout here) to get jobs for Brazilians. He also managed to get his schedule changed to visit the Statue of Christ the Redeemer to nighttime so that his photographer could get this famous shot to be displayed to all the world. And if you think this wasn’t planned perfectly, notice…it’s Obama standing right in the middle of Jesus’ silhouette. It’s as if Jesus is saying, “I bless and care for his man.” The only reason he is trying to catch Jesus’ light, is because there ARE no lighted night statues of Mohammed anywhere in the world. 
 
And then— there’s Claire McCaskill, from my home state of Missouri. Senator McCaskill at one time was Missouri’s state auditor. Claire, just like all our politicians, loves to fly around on her private plane at the expense of the taxpayers. She has made over 90 trips from here to Washington.
 
BUT…she has not paid her property taxes on her plane for over four years. She owes over $280,000 dollars and is planning to sell it.

“The Missouri Republican Party is going to try to ride this horse as long as they can. They’re going to try to make this as big a deal as they can. Them filing the ethics complaint is about as surprising as the sun coming up. I have convinced my husband to sell the damn plane,” McCaskill said on a conference call with reporters. “I will never set foot on the plane again.”

The Senate Ethics Committee has yet to comment on the matter.
 
Gee Claire…you sound a bit upset that you had to pay back the money? For a lady who was state auditor, this nobody finds it hard to believe that you had no clue that you owed back taxes.
 
No big deal? Nobody begs to differ….it seems what happens in Rio, stays in Missouri.

March 21, 2011 Posted by | Obama, politics | , | 3 Comments

Where is our Johnny Rosebudseed?


Nobody’s Opinion: There are few things in life prettier than a yellow rose. I was thinking about this tonight, while I was outside today…picking the dead leaves out of my Japanese garden—clearing away debris, and marveling at the tiny green shoots who had pushed themselves up from the wet ground, somehow..bursting through, tiny little buds of something on the end, heads bowed as if waiting for the sun to kiss them hello. Yes, it’s a miracle how fast everything grows in spring, and it’s no wonder that we measure our lives by the seasons. I was tip-toeing around so as not to squash them.
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But, I missed getting my yellow rose at the funeral.
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Everyone was standing outside the chapel after the last words were said, families leaving, the body waiting for the dirt and final flowers, and the sister of the departed gave all the ladies a bright yellow rose. I was clear across the parking lot explaining to someone I had just met WHY I could not drive over 50 miles just to go to some strangers house for a WAKE (after two days of this stuff, I was ready to get back to my life) when I spotted them being given away. By the time I got there, they were gone. But, I grabbed a few being held by the sister and smelled…
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Nothing.
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Have you noticed? Roses have no smell anymore. Most of they have been cross-designed and breed, and whatever, and the beautiful ‘fill your lungs with this miracle of life’, is no longer there. Oh sure, they are bigger, and brighter— but those geneticists have lost the smell in the process and what a pity. Because what’s a rose without it’s beautiful smell? It’s like a beautiful woman without a kind soul.
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Even at the famous Botanical Gardens here in St. Louis, where the rose garden has thousands of blooms every single year, you can stand in the middle of the rose garden, and go, “Where’s the perfume?” You can put your poor neglected nose up to every single blossem…and…
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Nothing.
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You know, I hate to admit it, but this upsets me, which brings me to another point.
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At this funeral, there wasn’t ONE single woman there who was not horribly sick somehow. All of them were at least 100 pounds overweight, and suffered from cancers, strokes, lung diseases, you name it. Two of them were in wheel chairs. One of the reasons we did not go to the gravesite was because two of the sisters could not even walk. And I found out that almost every single woman there (and all the women in my own family) had had her gall balder removed. I talked to at least seven.
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What is going on?
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These were not lazy women. None of them. Anyone can glance around our society and see just how everyone is feeling. And most experts agree…it’s our food. It’s been processed, chemically altered–the soil has been depleted and our thyroids themselves have been decimated. In order to “feed the masses” and make sure the food stays on a shelf-life of forever so as to make a profit, there is stuff in our food that shouldn’t even be there.
Sure, we get less exercise than before, but it goes beyond that. Something in our water, our food, and who knows what else, is poisoning our chances for a decent life, free of pain.
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Not that disease has not always been with us…it’s just that food, doesn’t taste like it use to, does it?
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If you look around at the poor, they are fatter than everybody else. At my local neighborhood grocery stores, a simple pepper can cost over a dollar. You walk in the door, and get hit with pastry, donuts, and bread. The fruit is almost always spoiled, and you have to check every bag of apples.
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Eating healthy is almost impossible, for people on a fixed income, and it shouldn’t be. I look at the spinach now, and wonder…safe? In the last ten years I have mistakenly eaten many a contaminated something, and I bet I’m not the only one.
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And like everything else…instead of solving the problem, they blame us. The simple man. You’re fat because you do not exercise. You’re sick because you don’t take care of yourself. Trust us. Fluoride in the water? Trust us…it’s your fault. There is no fallout in the air.
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Trust us.
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As I get older, and I taste the genetically altered apple, or simple orange, I remember how they use to taste when I was a kid. Like the roses, even the food has lost its luster.
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But, all is not lost. They have NOT taken the smell out of the gardenia. Every year, I buy a gardenia tree, and every morning in summer, I go out and take the biggest whiff, and if you have not ever smelled a gardenia, you might as well know that this nobody thinks you’re glass is half full.
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Somebody should put the smell back in the roses before it too late. We need a Johnny Roseseed guy to spread it all over the planet.
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Funerals…they have their moments I suppose. But they are also hotbeds for Hatfield and McCoy fights that have been just waiting to burst forth. Who gets what…and who was the favorite, and who didn’t send flowers, and who didn’t show up, etc..
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So, I have come to a conclusion. When I die, this nobody would like to skip the funeral and send everyone I liked or loved in my life a gardenia tree…with a card that says..
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“Smell this flower once a day, and remember..I still love you.”
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And that’s my final, “funeral moment” for quite some time, I hope.
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(And yes, I thought you’d enjoy that potato, you’re welcome!)

March 20, 2011 Posted by | Just life | | 6 Comments

Globalizing the Gobers

Nobody Flashes Another Email— Japan’s recent disaster has left quite a few people out of work here in America, (in the GM auto industry) because they depend on parts from Japan. Globalization has been sold to all of us by our elite rulers as the only way to go into the future. Having each country depend on each other so that no wars could ever be fought. That’s the “globalists” story, and they’re sticking to it. Only time will tell if their big plans to morph the whole world into a one- world-no- borders GAIA…is successful, but so far, the results aren’t looking so good.
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Obama was happy to announce that the United States was going to buy Brazil’s oil. He is making lots of jobs for Brazil. I guess in return, he gets World Soccer and Summer Olympic front row tickets.
 
What’s a nobody going to do? I have NO idea. Start with humor. I like this email…hope you do too. (Thanks to J.R.)

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Question: What it the truest definition of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana’s death. (my very ‘special’ person)
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Question: How come?

Answer:  An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed by an Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This was sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates’ technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
 
That my friend is globalization!

March 19, 2011 Posted by | Global Government | | 3 Comments

Who SHOULD Come First?

Nobody Gets Email: Another disaster. Nuclear waste seems to be heading our way, and Obama is going to war in Libya. Where are we going to get the money?
Harry Reid: fork up.
 
This is about how Americans give more to other countries than to our own. While no one asked us to help out the floods up North, or the floods and fires all over this nation: we are still giving out billions to other countries first, which is due to the people who lobby in Washington, and it’s not the little American guy carrying his poor friend, begging for help. (I know, I love this picture.)
 
Anyway, I got this short email this week…author unknown. (Thanks to Pat)

 

CAN I SAY SOMETHING? WAKE UP AMERICA!! WE OWE THE WORLD NOTHING!
 
Will someone please tell me what the HELL’s wrong with all the people that run this country!!
 
We’re “broke” and can’t help our own seniors, veterans, orphans, homeless etc.,?? Congress can themselves raises, but NO COLA for all of us on Social Security!
 
In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti, Chile, and Turkey. And now Pakistan….home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!! Or retired seniors living on a ‘fixed income’, receive no aid nor do they get any breaks, while our government and religious organizations pour hundreds of billions of $$$$$$$$’s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!
 
We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans! AMERICA: A country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without ‘needed’ meds and mentally ill without treatment, etc, etc.
 
YET……………….. They have a “Benefit’ for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents, clothes, bedding, doctors and medal supplies.
 
Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave ‘US’ the same support they give to other countries. Sad isn’t it?

March 18, 2011 Posted by | Global Government | | 2 Comments

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