Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Simon Says: WAVE OBAMA!

 NOBODY KNOWS

When this picture first came out…everybody thought it was photo-shopped. After all who in the world would do such a adolescent thing?

Comes to find out…our President!

So, who was he waving at?

Hi World! I just made a really fantastic speech here…did you hear it? I know, I’m in the middle again, and it was not easy to get here either. The lady next to me kept standing on my foot. I want you to know, that I did not photo-shop my birth certificate as they say…no..this is proof. Everyone is going to fight over whether I’m REALLY in this picture..because I look so fake! See! Something can look fake and it’s actually real! So America..you are a bunch of fools because that birth certificate is just as real as me standing here waving at cha! Ask that guy in the front row…he knows.  Besides…here at the United Nations, I am the best and only hope for the world. I follow the just and equal Charter of the U.N., and hey—all I have to do is pay for a few more hotel bills. Oh…and that guy behind me is just another gook. These people really need me, and there are rumors that I  might get the head job here if the elections don’t go so well. As President of the U.N. I will be able to get rid of that pesky Netanyahu who keeps trying to tell me Jewish history. Really. As if I don’t know.

 Okay, so he looks like he is saying “Hi mom!” Don’t be fooled. He was probably waving at somebody he wanted to catch up with, forgetting that he would spoil the picture because to Obama…he IS the picture.

Either that or someone yelled out, “Hey Obama..WAVE!” And they caught the picture just to mess up his day! And that is why everyone else in the picture is laughing, because he is so stupid, he did it. Like when as kids you played Simon Says:  Without saying Simon Says first.

Hey Obama…WAVE!

And he did. Photographer…wins!

 

 

September 21, 2011 - Posted by | humor, Obama, U.N. | , ,

2 Comments »

  1. “Product Placement”

    Me, Myself, and I are giving that a LOT of thought there amfortas…

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    Joyanna Adams's avatar Comment by joyannaadams | September 21, 2011 | Reply

  2. No, the hand belongs to the Chinese chap next to him. It was manufactured in the Tsuchong Industrial Enterprise Region No 14 Factory and is the first showing of many hands that China is extending to help Obama ‘ease’ the world’s financial woes.

    This is pure Product Placement.

    Obama will announce next Tuesday that he intends to order at least two trillion of them to support the Dollar. Many hands make light work, as the old Chinese saying goes, and every American will be given several each to applaud his speeches.

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    Amfortas's avatar Comment by Amfortas | September 21, 2011 | Reply


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