Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Smut Peddlers Who Care…

 Nobody Remembers

Larry Flynt came out this week and offered his usual $1 million dollars to anyone who had any kind of sex with Rick Perry.  Rick must feel honored. He got offered MORE than Casey Anthony. Larry only offered her $500,000 to pose nude in his magazine. Nobody Remembers that this is not the first time Larry has tried to get the dirty digs and ruin the political careers of Republicans, although, Nobody Remembers that Larry once ran for political office as one, years ago.

No doubt, wearing a Halloween mask.

Back in 1998, Bob Livingston, Speaker of the Republican House, resigned after he heard that Hustler had the goods on him. At the time Larry was helping out his old outhouse buddy, Bill Clinton, and did a fine job at it too. After all, Bill was not the only one having “affairs” with Cuban cigars. Bill sent his bull-dog out to get the Republicans, and he did.

This is all so Mafia…really. Liberals hang around in the same circles of smut. Therefore, there is that natural attraction. They probably even sniff each other’s butts. (Okay, these images come into my mind when I see Larry’s picture..I instantly think: Dog–sorry.)

Larry is die-hard, bi-polar, atheist, Democrat— although he once professed to be an evangelical Christian after meeting Jimmy Carter’s sister. And for all his babbling about ‘free speech rights,’ the Democrats won’t even let you utter a word that they do not agree with. But THEY can call you Nazi, raciest, and bigot.

Republicans have no free speech rights, but Larry doesn’t care as long as they buy his magazines and go to his clubs.  He is THE poster boy for the Democratic Club of whores if I may add.. and will do anything to help them out. Why he is not trying to find dirt on Mitt Romney tells you at least, that he considers Mitt a man of his liking.                                                                                                                                                            

Poor Larry. He was raised by his mother and grandmother in extreme poverty and therefore grew up and started strip clubs, no doubt caused by the absence of a father. (Nobody makes this psychological stuff up.)   He started the Hustler Magazines because his strip clubs were losing money (during Jimmy Carter’s recession) and so, to pay for the startup of the magazine, he deferred payments of sales taxes his clubs owned for their “activities.”

He did NOT go to jail. Why is that?

And that’s not all. He was once sentenced to 25 years for organized crime , and served six days. BUT…some great judge did send him to jail once for six months for wearing an American Flag as a diaper.

Nobody would have given him ten years.

After he got out, he was a candidate in the recall election of California Governor Gray Davies, calling himself a “smut peddler who cares.” That just about sums up every speech by every liberal I’ve ever heard. And if that isn’t absurd: Nobody remembers another quote from the great Larry Flynt:

“Just because I publish pornography does not mean that I am not concerned about the social ills that all of us are.”

You have it. According to Larry porn is not a social ill, but WE are. Go tell that to all the people who have been killed by the serial killers who get addicted to it. Not to mention, porn is the biggest money making industry on the planet.

Tell me, why aren’t all these CEO’s of porn on the Forbes 500 lists? Mmmmm?  Surely they make more than Warren Buffet. You know they do. I know they do. They just don’t want anyone else to know they do, least we follow the dots.

Now, if Larry wanted to make more than a million: He should make an offer for someone to come up with smut on ‘President’ Obama. Why settle for less money, when you can have MORE Larry?

Think about it. If the Republicans could get smut on Obama they would. So…the logical analysis in my nobody mind on this point of absence by conservatives,  is that all smut is owned by democrats.

The Smut Peddlers who care.

 

 

September 23, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, Clintons, democrats, Larry Flynt | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

The Great American Idol Presidential Google Contest!

Nobody Wins- 

 

 

–by watching the Presidential debates..it’s all carefully staged to get the American people thinking that THEY are picking the Republican candidate.

They had the debates: Romney won: They have a audience to give their opinion: Romney won…and then Romney comes on right away to talk to Fox’s Sean Hannity.

Gee…let’s not do him any big favors.

But the more important revelation is that— The America Idol Presidential Candidate Google Contest has finally come into its rightful place in American elections. Yes America– YOU will pick out the winner with YOUR votes! And WE will know just how to make who WE want to win, say just the right thing to get it!

Fox and Google…working together to bring you the new  “democracy”  of online voting. The citizens sent in their video questions and they said that YOU picked the questions. (LOL)  Why..you could even give your thoughts online while you were watching

Lucky you citizen! You really do have a voice, comrade!

Okay comrades..remember something— Richard Nixon lost to Kennedy because he sweated on TV like a new gay recruit in a hot steam bath at shower time at Camp Pendleton.  Ronald Reagan won the debates because he would laugh and say..”There you go again!”  to Jimmy Carter. Mitt didn’t steal that line, but he had his own and he said it at every chance he could get to Rick Perry.

Image can make or break you. All the candidates look good, but– they did not get center stage and that makes all the difference.

Mitt and Perry were put front and center, just like the last debate. It’s powerful. Psychologically it makes everyone think they are the two front runners…whether they are or not. If this nobody was filming the debate I would have put a different candidate in the front every single debate. That’s fair. That’s balanced.

But, that’s not what is going to happen.

The ideal is to get YOU the voter to feel like you are involved with it. When in fact: ah…not so much. The winner is going to be the guy who spends the most money, and who will continue on with the world globalization projects for the big money elites. But we need to make you feel good.

Google is keeping track of every single thing you do…and America, it knows exactly how you think, and therefore knows exactly how to program and manipulate your thoughts. And they made it all seem such a sweet thing tonight when they showed you their cool graphics!

Now…to the candidates–

MITT ROMNEY: Getting better at being slick. Big brownie point was attacking Perry on giving illegal’s college tuition which he knows the American people hate.

“You are a United States citizen from any one of the other 49 states, you have to pay $100,000 or more,” he said. “That doesn’t make sense to me. That kind of magnet draws people into this country to get that education, to get the $100,000 break.”

Rick Perry: Looking and even sounding like George W. Bush. Slow, hard to speak. And I had to cringe when he mentioned he mandated the vaccine because some poor lady had the cancer and spoke to him. Please. Stop using those old and tried “pity” stories. If it’s not some kid dying of cancer, it’s the lady who lost her house because she broke her leg walking to the welfare office.  Lame. So, he did lose to Mitt, which is going to be hard on Rush Limbaugh.

Ron Paul: It was as if he wasn’t even there. The questions they gave him, kept him off his strong points.

Newt Gingrich: I don’t care if Bill Clinton sends him half a dozen toe-sucking Hooter girls, the guy might know history, but he’s been too much a part of it.

Michele Bachmann:  Looked very pretty in red, but she should have worn black. Like the others, did not get very good questions. Michele is a fighter, and honest person it seems, but they won’t let her near the office. Here’s what it really looked like tonight:  the Boys Club won’t let her play. The Boys Club of two, that is.

Jon Huntsman: Well Jon, you had a tax plan..but…what is it again?

Herman Cain: Now, he had me going. Loved his answers. The 9.9.9. plan. And also the point which I have been making, He had stage four cancer and would now be dead if he had gotten it during Obamacare. If Herman had been in the middle of the set, he would have won. BUT…he lost me when he picked Newt Gingrich for his Vice President because Newt had a lot of knowledge?  It almost felt as if he was thinking of something Newt could give him. Like a deal was working out on the stage.

Rick Santorum: The Prom King was more impressive tonight. It was like he was at a high school debate. It’s sad that we are used to scumbag liars and creepy politicians: in the 1950’s this guy would be winning.

Gary Johnston: Gary, was asked to be the comic relief for the night. He was smart enough to get someone to write a great joke, because nobody knew who he was, or what in the world he was doing there. He wants to balance the budget. He’s on page…one.

 “My next-door neighbor’s two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration,” he said to large laughter.

The joke came perfectly timed, at the end of the “show” and so I’m sure they didn’t plan that…ya think?

In the end Perry lost the two man debate, because he said this:

 “But if you say that we should not educate children who have come into our state for no other reason than they’ve been brought here by no fault of their own, I don’t think you have a heart,” he said. “We need to be educating these children, because they will become a drag on our society.”

Nobody says: “BECOME a drag on our society? Become? …Uh..They already are.  

 

September 23, 2011 Posted by | Elections, politics, Presidents | , , | 4 Comments