Smut Peddlers Who Care…

 Nobody Remembers

Larry Flynt came out this week and offered his usual $1 million dollars to anyone who had any kind of sex with Rick Perry.  Rick must feel honored. He got offered MORE than Casey Anthony. Larry only offered her $500,000 to pose nude in his magazine. Nobody Remembers that this is not the first time Larry has tried to get the dirty digs and ruin the political careers of Republicans, although, Nobody Remembers that Larry once ran for political office as one, years ago.

No doubt, wearing a Halloween mask.

Back in 1998, Bob Livingston, Speaker of the Republican House, resigned after he heard that Hustler had the goods on him. At the time Larry was helping out his old outhouse buddy, Bill Clinton, and did a fine job at it too. After all, Bill was not the only one having “affairs” with Cuban cigars. Bill sent his bull-dog out to get the Republicans, and he did.

This is all so Mafia…really. Liberals hang around in the same circles of smut. Therefore, there is that natural attraction. They probably even sniff each other’s butts. (Okay, these images come into my mind when I see Larry’s picture..I instantly think: Dog–sorry.)

Larry is die-hard, bi-polar, atheist, Democrat— although he once professed to be an evangelical Christian after meeting Jimmy Carter’s sister. And for all his babbling about ‘free speech rights,’ the Democrats won’t even let you utter a word that they do not agree with. But THEY can call you Nazi, raciest, and bigot.

Republicans have no free speech rights, but Larry doesn’t care as long as they buy his magazines and go to his clubs.  He is THE poster boy for the Democratic Club of whores if I may add.. and will do anything to help them out. Why he is not trying to find dirt on Mitt Romney tells you at least, that he considers Mitt a man of his liking.                                                                                                                                                            

Poor Larry. He was raised by his mother and grandmother in extreme poverty and therefore grew up and started strip clubs, no doubt caused by the absence of a father. (Nobody makes this psychological stuff up.)   He started the Hustler Magazines because his strip clubs were losing money (during Jimmy Carter’s recession) and so, to pay for the startup of the magazine, he deferred payments of sales taxes his clubs owned for their “activities.”

He did NOT go to jail. Why is that?

And that’s not all. He was once sentenced to 25 years for organized crime , and served six days. BUT…some great judge did send him to jail once for six months for wearing an American Flag as a diaper.

Nobody would have given him ten years.

After he got out, he was a candidate in the recall election of California Governor Gray Davies, calling himself a “smut peddler who cares.” That just about sums up every speech by every liberal I’ve ever heard. And if that isn’t absurd: Nobody remembers another quote from the great Larry Flynt:

“Just because I publish pornography does not mean that I am not concerned about the social ills that all of us are.”

You have it. According to Larry porn is not a social ill, but WE are. Go tell that to all the people who have been killed by the serial killers who get addicted to it. Not to mention, porn is the biggest money making industry on the planet.

Tell me, why aren’t all these CEO’s of porn on the Forbes 500 lists? Mmmmm?  Surely they make more than Warren Buffet. You know they do. I know they do. They just don’t want anyone else to know they do, least we follow the dots.

Now, if Larry wanted to make more than a million: He should make an offer for someone to come up with smut on ‘President’ Obama. Why settle for less money, when you can have MORE Larry?

Think about it. If the Republicans could get smut on Obama they would. So…the logical analysis in my nobody mind on this point of absence by conservatives,  is that all smut is owned by democrats.

The Smut Peddlers who care.

September 23, 2011 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | American Culture, Clintons, democrats, Larry Flynt | American Culture, Humor, Larry Flynt, Obama, politics, Porn, President