Nobody Gets Email: Censoring Christmas
Nobody Gets Email
Whether you’re a Christian or not, it’s pretty clear that Christmas for quite some time now, has been a Christian holiday.
Well..duh! Now, can somebody PLEASE tell our politicians to bug off and let Christian Americans keep their traditions?
I got this email last week, and it’s a reminder of just how much our government is telling us what we can “say” and how we cannot offend anyone. I’m guessing this email has been going around the internet for quite some time, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it.
Somebody, as you will read, got so angry at our politicians and “elites” telling what we can or cannot say at Christmastime, that he took the famous “Twas the Night BeforeChristmas” poem and used it to lodge a very effective complaint.
Good for him. I especially liked the Wolf Blitzen part–really made me laugh.
Anyway…enjoy!
(Thanks to Tom Bebee)
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TWAS THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Twas the month before Christmas and all through our land
Not a Christian was praying, nor taking a stand
See the PC Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas, no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About Sheppard’s and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people’s feelings, the teachers would say
December 25, is just a holiday.
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks, and credit,
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it.
CD’s from Madonna, an X-Box, an I-Pod
Something was changing, something quite odd.
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kuwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken and Fonda
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe’s the word “Christmas” was nowhere to be found.
At K-Mart, and Penny’s and Staples and Sears
You won’t hear the word Christmas, it won’t touch your ears
Inclusive, sensitive, di—ver–si–ty,
Are words that are used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen,
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry and Clinton.
At the top of the Senate there arose such a clatter,
To eliminate Jesus in all public matter.
As we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith,
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate your ‘Winter Break” under your “Dream Tree”
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me
Choose your words carefully, Choose what you say
Shout “Merry Christmas” not “Happy Holiday!”
Please all Christians join together, and wish everyone you meet
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is the reason for the Christmas season,
If you agree, please forward, if not, just delete
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Wolf Biden would have done well too.
Passed on, to a forum where many will see it.
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