Nobody’s Perfect: McNuggets VS Beer
Nobody’s Perfect:
People are going nuts, have you noticed? No longer do the homeless just ask for money, if you don’t give them enough, they might kill you. Nobody has a feeling, when the economy gets worse (and it will) we are going to be seeing more of this stuff…like….this young girl who couldn’t get her McNuggets because it was too late in the morning and they were serving breakfast. As you can see…she is pretty mad about it.
Actually, there were many times I felt like destroying the window after I ordered a burger with no cheese, and I get a burger WITH cheese.
But..what good would it do?
On the other hand—
In Titusville, Florida, a truck driver named Lance ran over his partner, who was stealing beer:
According to police, the woman was attempting to enter the truck after stealing beer from the convenience store when the driver began to drive away. The woman fell from the vehicle and was run over by the truck, police say.
So why did Lance run over her? Was he in on the robbery? Or was he too drunk to know if he hit anything? Did he figure if he killed her, he could take the beer and not get arrested for robbery?
Could he possibly look more stoned?
Who wins “biggest moron?” in the Nobody’s Perfect Contest of the week?
In my Nobody’s Opinion: Nancy Pelosi, and that’s a whole other blog.
1 Comment »
Leave a comment
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
Comments
Anonymous on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) ronita on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) ronita on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) Mrs. O on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) Joyanna Adams on DAD: It Only Takes a Moment or…
Joyanna Adams 
The ONLY thing McDonalds is good for is their bathrooms … period.
I have also wondered … “Just what part of the chicken is the McNugget … exactly?”
Good post.
DS
LikeLike