Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: McNuggets VS Beer

Nobody’s Perfect:

People are going nuts, have you noticed? No longer do the homeless just ask for money, if you don’t give them enough, they might kill you. Nobody has a feeling, when the economy gets worse (and it will) we are going to be seeing more of this stuff…like….this young girl who couldn’t get her McNuggets because it was too late in the morning and they were serving breakfast. As you can see…she is pretty mad about it.

Actually, there were many times I felt like destroying the window after I ordered a burger with no cheese, and I get a burger WITH cheese.

But..what good would it do?

Maybe McDonalds is putting addicting chemicals in their food, something I believe I have read in many a fine book as a good thing. I always crave McDonalds whenever I am sick, and I wonder if anybody else has this…strange condition, which is why I’m SURE hospitals now are putting McDonalds with their McNuggets right on the hospital’s ground floor. They know something we don’t. 
Speaking from experience, this girl probably just got dumped by her boyfriend and was ready to explode anyway.

On the other hand—

In Titusville, Florida, a truck driver named Lance ran over his partner, who was stealing beer:

According to police, the woman was attempting to enter the truck after stealing beer from the convenience store when the driver began to drive away. The woman fell from the vehicle and was run over by the truck, police say.

So why did Lance run over her? Was he in on the robbery? Or was he too drunk to know if he hit anything? Did he figure if he killed her, he could take the beer and not get arrested for robbery? 

Could he possibly look more stoned?

Who wins “biggest moron?” in the Nobody’s Perfect Contest of the week?

In my Nobody’s Opinion: Nancy Pelosi, and that’s a whole other blog.

November 16, 2011 - Posted by | humor, insanity, Uncategorized |

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  1. The ONLY thing McDonalds is good for is their bathrooms … period.

    I have also wondered … “Just what part of the chicken is the McNugget … exactly?”

    Good post.

    DS

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