Joyanna Adams

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Executive Orders: Paint it Black

Nobody Knows:

When Madonna decides to show her nipple in Turkey, why in the world would anyone care to know just WHY a President would have to sign…all these executive orders? Nobody Knows:

Executive Order 10990 allows the government to take over all modes of transportation and control of highways and seaports. (That way Obama can get all his Muslim friends out on planes…something George Bush did after 9/11. Also, if he doesn’t want you to leave the city, you will not be allowed to. Nice to know…start digging that hole.)

Executive Order 10995 allows the government to seize and control the communication media.(Yeah, and Nobody bets Rush Limbaugh will be the first to be taken over.)

Executive Order 10997 allows the government to take over all electrical power, gas, petroleum, fuels, and minerals. (You think you will be driving in that truck that you piled high with guns, gas, and food in order to go to that cabin in the mountains? THINK AGAIN! Also, better throw grandma’s diamond in the hole…)

Executive Order 10998 allows the government to take over all food resources and farms. (And that will include your backyard cucumbers….Michelle will be there personally to collect. That hole is going to need beer. )

Executive Order 11000 allows the government to mobilize civilians into work brigades under government supervision. (So, Obama gives himself the power to make any person in the United States go to work picking those tomatoes the Feds might have missed. Better make that a BIG hole. )

Executive Order 11001 allows the government to take over all health, education, and welfare functions. (Uh…why is this an order? This is already in place.)

Executive Order 11002 designates the Postmaster General to operate a national registration of all persons. (Social Security Numbers can be stolen: Forehead barcodes–666!)

Executive Order 11003 allows the government to take over all airports and aircraft, including commercial aircraft. (Okay…why would you need all the airplanes in the country again?)

Executive Order 11004 allows the Housing and Finance Authority to relocate communities, build new housing with public funds, designate areas to be abandoned, and establish new locations for populations.  (Detroit will be relocated to Miami Beach.)

Executive Order 11005 allows the government to take over railroads, inland waterways and public storage facilities. (The Army will be floating down the Mississippi!)

Executive Order 11049 assigns emergency preparedness function to federal departments and agencies, consolidating 21 operative Executive Orders issued over a fifteen-year period. (Every President wants just to have ONE department to answer to…his.)

Executive Order 11051 specifies theresponsibility of the Office of Emergency Planning and gives authorization to put all Executive Orders into effect in times of increased international tensions and economic or financial crisis. (Okay, who decides just exactly what the definition of increased international tensions is? What if Iran bombed Israel, but not us? Would Obama put in all his executive orders? And is he trying to cause this financial crisis?Well, yeah. Who comes out on top in this?)

Executive Order 11310 grants authority to the Department of Justice to enforce the plans set out in Executive Orders, to institute industrial support, to establish judicial and legislative liaison, to control all aliens, to operate penal and correctional institutions, and to advise and assist the President. (First off, they can’t “control” the aliens now…and second—How safe do you feel with Obama giving the job of arresting sheriff to Eric Holder? I’ll be painting myself black. )

Executive Order 11921 allows the Federal Emergency Preparedness Agency to develop plans to establish control over the mechanisms of production and distribution, of energy sources, wages, salaries, credit and the flow of money in the U.S. financial institution in any undefined national emergency. It also provides that when a state of emergency is declared by the President, Congress cannot review the action for six months.

Is that how he will grab the RICHES of the RICH?

Key words here: “undefined national emergency” which means the national emergency is anything the President deems it, and Congress can’t do a thing about it but hand over the whole country to the new Hitler.

Now…if you wonder like me why these executive orders were not blasted all over the news on the day they were signed, and you don’t care that these executive orders are among the most tyrannical rules ever put into law by one man, and digging a hole is not your idea of a fun time on a Saturday in June… then go ahead…you just want to see Madonna’s nipple?

Go here…Don’t worry…Be happy…do..dododo..do. do de dodedo…

June 12, 2012 - Posted by | Barack Obama, conspiracy, corruption, Uncategorized | , , , , , ,

2 Comments »

  1. How about an Executive Order #000AAHHGH declaring a state of emergency undress whenever a ‘Pop Diva’ appears in her underwear. It was once shocking to get a glimpse of stocking but now anything goes. A young teen fellow could get all hot and bothered catching a rare glimpse of bra or knickers but now he gets full view from the time he is five and even has illustrations in his Janet and John books at school. Our TV screens have continual showings of every type and style – and methods of wearing – of female underclothes, displayed on gyrating ladies-of-dubious- repute, A chap used not to know where to look, averting eyes in a gentlemanly manner whenever some lady inadvertently ‘showed’ or a gust of wind exposed. Now he is inured to it and she has made it a career choice, even when just a secretary.

    And yet we hear continual howls by Feminists about men ‘objectifying’ women. Strippers are the ones I feel sorry for. They have been at it for years in dingy back-street places, titillating chaps But now the poor dears are overwhelmed by everywomen and her cat onstage and on video. Even the poor underwear models are feeling the cold wind of competition.

    Enough !!! I say.” Put’em on” goes up the cry. Bring back the surrepticious glimps, unsought and accidental. Rediscover mystery and eroticism. Enough of ‘Blatent’.

    Mr President, we need an Executive Order. You are so used to interfereing in everything else. Get the women to put their damned clothes on.

    (or bring back fluffy petticoats under calf-length dresses.)

    🙂

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    • What was so funny…was compared to the porn out there…what makes Madonna think that her nipple was sexy?  

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