Who Will Buy the Presidency? China, GE, EU, or the Brotherhoods?

Nobody’s Opinion

So…Here we are, American Presidential Election 2012, and ONE of our candidates is complaining that he doesn’t have enough money. The usual $80 billion is just NOT enough to buy the Presidency.

Inflation is a bitch.

‘President’ Obama is portraying Mitt Romney as King Solomon, compared to his little orphan Annie, and so he needs more money. Nowadays, $100 billion dollars is just not enough to buy another four years in the White House–Here’s a letter Obama sent to his many fans:

We’re getting outraised — a first for a sitting president, if this continues. Not just by the super PACs and outside groups that are pouring hundreds of millions of dollars into misleading ads, but by our opponent and the Republican Party, which just outraised us for the second month in a row.

We can win a race in which the other side spends more than we do. But not this much more.

Oh…that’s heart wrenching…What’s the matter Barry? No one wants to fork out their food stamp money anymore? Cheer up…think of the many hundreds of nice looking tatoos on butts that bear your name!

And so Barack begs for money. And not just here…all over the world. I think this could be the first time that our politicians are now asking for campaign contributions from every spot on the planet, at least without trying to hide it.

We’ve come a long way from Clinton’s Chinese coffee klatches, baby.

Obama is NOT to be outdone: With the help of his buddy George Clooney to kick it off, he will be raising millions.

Mitt, is getting on this foreign money wagon too. To stay proper, he is doing one in London during the Olympics (which he surely has free tickets to) and one in Jerusalem. Obama has all the communist states covered.

So, while we can wonder: When did the office of the Presidency become worth a trillion dollars? We should also wonder: Where are the election officials that are being paid? Do we even HAVE any?

BECAUSE….

It is ILLEGAL to accept campaign contributions from foreign countries:

The Federal Election Campaign Act (FECA) prohibits any foreign national from contributing, donating or spending funds in connection with any federal, state, or local election in the United States, either directly or indirectly. It is also unlawful to help foreign nationals violate that ban or to solicit, receive or accept contributions or donations from them. Persons who knowingly and willfully engage in these activities may be subject to fines and/or imprisonment. http://www.fec.gov/pages/brochures/foreign.shtml

Hey! Does Anybody care that this is…against the law?

Evidently not.

American Idol just became Global American President. Obama was not qualified to be President. We are still wondering where in the world he was born. And now, when foreign countries are now being allowed to basically put some serious money up to effect our elections: maybe its time we start thinking about cutting out of D.C….and thinking of secession.

The Democrats are complaining about China making our Olympic uniforms, but Democrats will accept a Presidency “made in China” as long as that money has Obama’s name on the collar.

How many states do you think we can get to join?

July 15, 2012 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | political races, Uncategorized | celebrities, China, Clintons, corruption, democrats, global government, Humor, Mitt Romney, Obama, Poltical races