The Lastest Way to Honor Him: The Obama Urn
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‘President’ Obama has gone to many lengths to put his mark on the minds of his followers and history… and now, all of his many fans can do the ultimate honor to him…and they don’t even have to ask him!
For a mere $2,600 YOU TOO, can have an Obama urn! You have to die first, but that’s just a minor detail. After all…many of his fans WOULD die for him!
The concept of a personalized cremation urn is probably not new to us, but an urn modeled from a mere photo definitely a novelty. Apparently, a company called Personal Cremation has created the concept of Urns for Ashes, a personalized cremation urn made to resemble the favorite hero or celebrity admired by the deceased.
If you are not a fan of Obama, you could pick any hero you like, like…Joe Biden. OR…you just give them a picture of yourself, and they will make a memorable urn that your family can stare at forever on their mantle. If they are mad because you didn’t leave them any money, they will have a durable image of you to shout obscenities at…or throw old gum wrappers at, at half-time.
Nobody Thinks that when Obamacare kicks in, LOTS of folks will be dying….so these Obama urns will be in EVERYONE’s home come 2015.
BUT, Don’t Wait! Get yours NOW…while you can still afford it. 
We’ve come a loooooooooong way from the old Egyptian urn…in fact you could say, we’ve come full circle. The Pharaoh himself, has just updated the old ancestral tradition.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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