Nobody’s Perfect: Chris Matthews VS the HP Computer
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, we have two contestants running for the Nobody’s Perfect award: Chris Matthews VS the HP computer.
I did not personally witness the Chris Matthews’ meltdown, but everyone was writing about how Chris was SURE that the Republicans speaking at the convention last week, were using code words to signal to all the white people in the nation that Obama was…black, therefore you must not vote for him.
Chris claimed the GOP’s racist “dog whistles” include such common terms as “welfare,” “food stamps,” “birth certificate,” “European socialism” and even “Chicago.”
Nobody Thinks he might have something here: For instance, I have a few more to add to the list: Watermelon. Chicken. Basketball. Girlfriend. Sucker. Watts. Grandma. Clinton. (first black President) mashed potatoes, corn biscuits, southern plantation, cotton, Chinese food, Bongs, Nike, Sweat pants, hooker, hood, Kenya, jive, Winston Churchill, beer…and Hawaii.
If anyone says ANY of those words…call him a racist. Especially Hawaii. Don’t let him get away with it.
This acute observation is coming from a man who not only, has only given donations to white people, and lives in an all white rich neighborhood, (Chevy Chase) but a man who once said following Obama’s first State of the Union address—
“You know, I forgot he was black tonight for an hour.”
In contention for the title of, “I’m really a racist but don’t (or won’t) admit it.” is the computer…Hewiett Packard. As you can see from the video below, it does NOT recognize black faces…only white ones.
Who’s the bigger racist here?
Mmmmm…Chris WILL recognize the black man, but it takes him about an hour. HP on the other hand, will never recognize one. Therefore HP should be added to Chris’s code words for white people being racist lists.
Next time you hear someone say the word HP…call him a racist, because obviously, it’s a code word heard and understood by only tribal white people.
Nobody Thinks, and I could be talking code here…I’m sure, that if the two people in the second video would take the jobs of Al Sharpton and Chris Mathews, it would be a more perfect world…and I can’t believe we live in a world where these two guys make money being idiots.
A computer can’t be racist–they just need to work on that program.
Therefore, Congratulations Chris Matthews..You win the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week! Good luck next week…you have a great chance to end up here …again.
The Captain Jack of Johnny Depp
Nobody Flashes
Johnny Depp it seems, has finally come into his real Captain Jack senses. Since France is determined to grab 75 percent of the “wealthy” in France, and Obama wants to basically, do the same…Jack is having to realized that maybe he should stay in America.
Johnny, who has houses in France, the US, and the Bahamas…will end up with no money, and he is not sure he likes it. He used to bash America, but now he is softening the blows.
“Well, I kind of do (live in America). I’m between wherever I end up on location, and then the States. (I left because) France wanted a piece of me. They wanted me to become a permanent resident. Permanent residency status—which changes everything. They just want …Dough Money…I’m certainly not ready to give up my American citizenship.”
Depp explains that if he spends more than 183 days a year in France he will have to pay income tax in both Europe and America, adding, “So you essentially work for free.”
Why did he move to France? Because he once said he would like his children to “See America as a toy, a broken toy, investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out.”
So, here’s what Nobody Wonders: If Obama is reelected, Johnny will have to move to somewhere where his money is not taxed.
Will Johnny move to Hong Kong…or be voting for Mitt Romney?
That secret will go deep into Johnny Jones’ locker, but this Nobody does Wonder how many other movie stars will be moving back to America. They all love socialism as long as they don’t have to pay.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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