Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Pope Benedict XVI VS The Miami Marlins

Nobody’s Perfect

What happening? Everybody is upset about that lovable but very old Pope Benedict XVI retiring. Frankly, being the Pope should be like any other job, and since he is the leader of his own nation-state, it’s only fitting that someone who’s brain isn’t functioning should NOT be in the drivers’ seat..really. Pope resigns

This notion that leaders of great institutions (take our Congress for instance) should stay in their jobs while dementia or strokes racks their brains, and all the top decision that come out of those brains must be adhered too—- is absurd.

Wait…Hillary just had a stroke…should she be allowed to run for President? Shouldn’t she retire for good?

Of course she should, but she won’t, because you see…Pope Benedict’s brain is still functioning–we’re not sure we can say that about Hillary.

Here’s what the Pope said:

In today’s world, subject to so many rapid changes and shaken by questions of deep relevance for the life of faith, in order to govern the bark of St. Peter and proclaim the gospel, both strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me.”

The Pope is not God, nor a Pharaoh…so what is the big deal?

This…is a daddy issue. People have been living without daddies for much too long. For instance, Chris Rock says Obama is our Daddy. All the Cardinals were on TV crying and saying he was like their Father.

Daddy Pope. (sigh)

So, who’s going to be the new pawn? A South American Pope? Since the news is talking about a black man from Africa, odds are…that’s just who the “elites’ want for the next decade since it seems the wars are going to Africa now and out of the Middle East, a black Pope would give them some clout with the black Muslims. Or a Spanish-speaking Pope to help with the upcoming amnesty?

Nobody Wonders.

Pope’s are not perfect: Really. How heavy is that silly hat? Poor guy..Frankly, I thought he has been out of his mind the second year of his popeful reign…when he started talking about aliens….

And then you have the Miami Marlins, whose fan base consists of four people standing in line to get tickets to the Miami Marlins Winter warm up FANFARE event. Evidently, they ate before they came to the park.  Marlins line

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

The Marlins win!  To have a baseball franchise, where 74 players are paid millions in salaries, (in a brand new tax-funded stadium) and they can only get four people interested in showing up to watch them play….I’d say the perfection card for the Miami Marlins is sitting somewhere in purgatory.

If the Pope can retire with dignity, maybe the Miami Marlins should too. I say we all say a good Catholic prayer for those poor workers at the concession stand. They are going to need divine intervention…maybe we should write the Pope and he can give them his blessing before he retires..

Marlines line 2Go ahead. You write him. I’m not a Catholic.



February 11, 2013 - Posted by | baseball, Catholics, humor | , , ,


  1. The Catholic Church is in dire straights. The current Pope, ‘God’s Rottweiler’ they called him, was unable to roll back the forces of evil in the world or even within the Church. I think he must feel profoundly disappointed.

    It does not take just the popular ‘baying-for-blood’ media or politicians to do damage to a person’s soul or an entire nation’s, it takes willing slaves. willing capitulators, willing excusers. I am sure I can be counted amongst them or have been complicit from time to time. The ‘Faithful’ in the Church are few and far between and finding a replacement will be extremely hard.

    Nancy Pelosi is a typical Catholic. She has willingly embraced so many heresies and modern ‘guru-speak’, fatuous and dangerous ‘modernisms’ that she rings like the proverbial cracked bell. Her Cymbal has more lumps and bumps in it than a jamacan rubbish-bin drum. She is a symbol of our times. Maybe she should throw her hat into the Vatican ring and demand her ‘equal rights’ and a quota place. Truely we have not had a bug-eyed hypocrit under the Papal hat for a very long time and she is quite incompetent enough to see the Devil’s job through and the Catholics go the way of the the dinosaurs.

    But far away the tide is turning. Not too far from you, Joyanna. There is a resurgence of the Church Militant. Crusaders who fight on a spiritual battlefield and who are busy hosing out the home stables. Just look at the work that Michael Voris is doing. is a growing feature on YouTube, using the fruits of modern technology to put out a message that ‘we see you and we are coming after you with swords drawn’.

    Bring me my bow of burning gold!
    Bring me my arrows of desire!
    Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
    Bring me my chariot of fire!
    I will not cease from mental fight,
    Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
    Till we have built Jerusalem
    In England’s green and pleasant land.

    It might take a while to clear England of its Ungodly, and America even longer. But we hope.

    Meanwhile I, personally, hope that the next Pope is a Warrior.


    Comment by Amfortas | February 11, 2013 | Reply

    • I do too amfortas…I do too.

      Joyanna Adams



      Comment by joyannaadams | February 12, 2013 | Reply

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