Nobody Gets Email: A Lovely Thought
Nobody Gets Email
You have to laugh at the wuzzie liberals, who are against gun control, but not killing the people they don’t like, like conservatives. Having said that, this IS just a fun joke, sent by a liberal,…and so, I can have visions of Harry Reid, until they invent a Google Eyeglasses that can zap brain thoughts.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to my liberal friend, JR)
This one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without also helping himself. –Ralph Waldo Emerson
In case you are having a rough day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in a recent psychological journal. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Your hands are dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so clear that you can make out the face of the Congressman you are holding underwater.
See? It worked. You’re smiling. You feel better already
Nobody Notes: on another subject altogether, I just HAD to share this picture of the other lamp I bought yesterday to go along with my King Tut statue in my library…cool huh?
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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I’m starting to worry about you, Joyanna. First you let it slip that your bathroom is painted black, and now we learn you have a King Tut shrine in your library? I’m not one to judge, but Is everything OK?
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You should see my collection of swords…..:)
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