Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

Everyone be young, be happy, be safe!

 

 

December 31, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | 3 Comments

A Few Last 2013 Thoughts….

Nobody Reports…

A few more thoughts on New Year’s Eve…basically, this is what’s coming to America.

And here’s more from Thomas Sowell….

What ObamaCare has done, thanks to Chief Justice Roberts’ Supreme Court decision, is reduce us all from free citizens to cowed subjects, whom the federal government can order around in our own personal lives, in defiance of the 10th Amendment and all the other protections of our freedom in the Constitution of the United States.

ObamaCare is more than a medical problem, though there are predictable medical problems — and even catastrophes — that will unfold in the course of 2014 and beyond. Our betters have now been empowered to run our lives, with whatever combination of arrogance and incompetence they may have, or however much they lie.

This means that Republicans have to decide whether their top priority is internal strife among the different wings of the party — another circular firing squad — or whether either wing puts the country first.

And last but certainly not least…thoughts from the past, still relevant today…

Mark Twain

December 31, 2013 Posted by | Obamacare, politics, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

The Most Memorable— “Stick Foot in Mouth” —Quotes of 2013

Nobody’s Perfect

Some people just put their foot in their mouths every other day. And some people actually THINK before they speak. I’ve done more of the former than the latter. For instance, once after I had played and sang at a funeral for a friend who had lost his mother… Jesse (that actually was his name) went out of his way to thank me sincerely for making the day so special: And I said in my most sincerest voice—“I’d be happy to sing at any future family funerals Jesse.”foot in mouth

What I MEANT was: Anytime you need me, to do it again, just call, but whoa…he took it to mean, I couldn’t wait for his whole family to drop dead. Not what I was trying to say that…but to this day, I don’t trust myself when I speak…my brain goes faster than my mouth, and I’m totally bored with whatever I was thinking, on to the next thought I go, and my mind is usually on another subject by the time I get to the second word. Which means, I’m not paying a bit of attention to what I’m saying.

(Anybody else have that problem?) We’ve all been there. And THIS year, the media has published the most famous quotes of the year, many of us would like to forget, including the people who said them. Listed below are the “not so perfect” and then a few gems. My Nobody’s Perfect column fits perfectly with the last day of the year. Imperfection is at least one thing that we truly do, all have in common.

The Not So Perfect Quotes of 2013.

“My father had a ranch. We used to hire 50 to 60 wetbacks to pick tomatoes.”Alaska Republican congressman Don Young

I missed that one. I think it would be a good name for a football team. Wetbacks. Maybe the Indians would feel better about the Redskins.

“Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But … am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors.”…Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.Rob Ford

Nobody bothered to ask Rob how MANY drunken stupors Bob has had. But then again, it’s Canada, where everybody is drunk most of the time because the beer tastes better there.  He’s perfect for them.

I can give assurances to the public’s in Europe and around the world that we’re not going around snooping at people’s emails or listening to their phone calls.”President Barack Obama

B.S. —Before Snowden

“Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.” Joe Biden

This proves that Dick Cheney could break into Joe’s house, no problem.Joe Biden shoots

“There is overwhelming evidence that the Tea Party is the home of bigotry and discrimination in America today, just as the KKK was for an earlier generation. If the hood fits, wear it.”U.S. Representative Alan Grayson (D-Florida)

I have a hood?

“I think we disproportionately stop whites too much and minorities too little.” New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg

The most intelligent thing ever uttered by a New York Mayor.

“If you like your health care plan, you can keep it.”President Barack Obama

He didn’t really say that. What his mind was thinking is: You can’t keep your plan, I am getting rid of it, it’s just that my mouth wasn’t listening to my thoughts…

“embrace the suck.”

Nancy Pelosi telling the world, that we are going to be sucked dry of everything. And she sucks. Good to know.

“I didn’t set a red line. The world set a red line.” President Barack Obama

And then, it crossed it again and again, amazingly not disturbing the many flights of Air Force One.  Maybe he got confused. Obama has crossed too many red lines to count. In fact, I think he could be color blind, and everything is black and white. There IS no red.

“I am sorry that they are finding themselves in this situation, based on assurances they got from me”- President Barack Obama

No he’s not.

“What difference, at this point, does it make?”- Hillary Clinton

The difference it makes, is you want to be President.

“Not everyone is going to be able to be a combat soldier, but everyone is entitled to a chance” Leon Panetta

Hey, I’m a woman….can I try out for the New York Yankees? I understand I won’t even have to warm up!

“If you’re not getting a call from a terrorist organization, you’ve got nothing to worry about.” Lindsey GrahamRino Graham

I get calls from the government all the time: I’m worried.

“The era of the lawn in the West is over.”  Paul Robbins, director of the Nelson Institute of Environmental Studies. at the University of Wisconsin.

Congress is exempt from this one too. All Congressmen and women’s lawns WILL be watered. Daily.

“Hold the burgers, hold the fries, make our wages supersize.!” NY city fast food workers.

Well, then go do what the CEO’s do…demand your salary be paid to you in corporate stock, and leave my dollar menu alone.fast food strkers

“I was Hannah Montana’s mother…Where did I go wrong?” Brooke Shields

Where every mother goes wrong: It’s all about the hair. Did you tell her the cut was all wrong for her?

The Perfect Quotes:

“I don’t want to live in a world where everything that I say, everything I do, everyone I talk to, every expression of creativity or love or friendship is recorded.” —-Edward Snowden.

I don’t either Edward…thanks.Edward Snowden

“Twenty years from now, if there is some obscure Trivial Pursuit question, I am confident I will be the answer.”— Ted Cruz.

And thanks to you, I WILL remain the King of the Trivia Pursuit in my family: Green eggs and ham.

“Some of us feel like we are in a circular firing squad.”—– GOF P Virginia, Shelley Moore Capitol

The shutdown insanity….where local people survived but GOP representatives. Got shot with Obama bullets of blame for something he caused. Welcome to our world Ms. Moore.

“It does give you a perspective on humanity…they just came in, they helped, and they left.” —Boulder resident Kim Schuler after the epic flooding in Colorado.

Boulder resident find out white (probably republicans) humans are actually kind and good, and are great to have around in a crisis. Who knew?

 “Obamacare is really the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. It is slavery, in a way.”— Neurosurgeon Ben Carson

Dear Ben: Please run for President. Congress is in dire need of a major brain surgeon. Ben Carson

“So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, ‘The good outnumber you, and we always will,’” wrote comedian Patton Oswalt on Facebook after the Boston bombing.

Taken without political correctness…one of the best quotes of the year.

“The Fed manages what has become the biggest transfer program to the rich, channeling cheap credit to the government and big business. It comes at the expense of small businesses where most fit entry-level jobs are created. The fed has gained colossal new discretionary powers to micromanage the whole financial system. The Fed gives it whatever money it wants. It comes under no congressional control.. This is all blatantly unconstitutional but that matters less and less these days.” —Steve Forbes

Steve Forbes: A rich man we can trust. See? There are good rich men! Rejoice! Obama is making sure you don’t see them. But..they ARE out there. We’re not finished yet.Steve Forbes

Nobody Notes: I really hope everyone has a safe and Happy New Year’s celebration!

My advice: Don’t drink and talk. You might end up here next year.

UPDATE: WAIT…let’s add one more favorite quote:

                  “Just remember, the harder they squeeze, the more we’ll slip through their fingers.” snopercod

December 30, 2013 Posted by | American History, humor, politics, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

MAYBE…It Was the Number, 13. …Or not.

Nobody’s Opinion

When midnight comes on December 31, this year, many of us will be pondering the year that was, and inside my mind, after the obligatory midnight kiss will be the question…..WHY? Why God– why? Where were you?  Why was 2013 so $&% up? Was it just Obama’s fault? Why did we have giant Wieners running for New York city mayors (to replace old giant wieners) and Dennis Rodman’s hugging our worst enemy? Was this the best Obama could come up with to handle Kim Jong Mini Me? A transvestite basketball player? Is the country being run by some half-wit idiot whose vast knowledge consists of all his favorite players of the NBA?Obama dictatorship

And how about Canadian Toronto mayors doing crack and talking about killing people? And Miley Cyrus, discovering that she can make a lot of money if she just sluts her twurk into every man she sees..and then we start seeing twerting parties on the streets of New York, as if it’s the same as jogging?

And then there were the black teenagers stealing and rioting, and enjoying knockout games knowing their black President approves, and everyone in the liberal media ignored it, because whites deserve it you know.

If you had to choose between a twerk and a knock-out I suppose you would be grateful for a twerk, but really—-If one didn’t know better (and I don’t claim to, but I will) it seems that the progressives are promoting sex simply because abortions make plan parenthood sooooo much money. The more sex, the worst the economy, the more abortions, the more money the taxpayers have to fork out: the more government jobs are created.  It’s a win/win for Obama.

More single moms to be ruled by the state. The men, especially that manly man—have to be controlled.  Our soldiers come back from a fruitless war, so maimed, and for what? For most of Obama’s service more of the military committed suicide than were killed in battle. after they realized what had just happened to them. They come back to a country they can’t even get a job in? gay flag

And lately it’s been the gays. The new norm being gay. NOBODY has been bothering the gays for years, but the progressives HAVE to create a gay crisis, so Boy Scouts now support open gayness…and nobody even explains how five year old boys even KNOW if they are gay?

And for the first time in our history, A Russian President is a better leader.

(And thanks to Obama, we pay the RUSSIANS to get into space.)

I think I know the answer I have a very good explanation, something so obvious that no one has even mentioned it, for fear…it was that number…13.

There IS a reason that they build skyscrapers without a 13th floor. Thirteen, has been known to be a bad mojo. scandal cartoon

Nobody Thinks that in the future we just skip all years with the number 13 in them….the next one coming up, 3013. OMG…skip it. Go to 3014.

What was so bad about 2013 Joyanna you might say?

ONE WORD: Obama. (No doubt there is a 13 in his name)

No conservative in the U.S. understood how this man got reelected. And this Nobody suspects everything: You bet I do. Massive fraud took place, and somehow, the numbers were fixed…in Chicago. (With the help of Soros) I based this on pure speculation of Obama crying big Obama tears of thanks in his Chicago War room after the election, and from watching the Clinton’s operations for years, I imagine he knew he really lost, but his young techies pulled it off.

And don’t kid yourself: Obama has all those techies in his pocket. That’s why they sent the Obamacare website to Canada.

Deny everything.

Nothing the Democrats do are legit. They know nothing, they delay, they deny, they lie, they hide evidence, they destroy evidence, and they spin, spin, spin.

Let’s not forget the attacks.

And the liberal media is there to collect their checks. America is in a whole new level of Soviet style propaganda: Only America is better at it.

Okay, we thought. So we have to put up with him…what more can he do?Obama, Stalin, Hilter

Plenty. He left the poor man who helped him catch bin Laden in a jail in Pakistan to rot. He let four men in Benghazi to die. (By all reports the stand down order came from the top.) And then, we had open gays, and women on the front lines, and too much rape. Our military was in such tatters, the Navy Seals that brought down bin Laden, were put in an old Vietnam copter, flown into no man’s land, and all those on board, killed.

Obama had their bodies cremated on the spot, which points to a cover up.

Obama has been covering up for years: His birth certificate, his gay lovers, his ties to communists, to the Muslim Brotherhood, and don’t forget his old pal…Buddy Love.

2013.

Then there was everyone finding out about the IRS targeting and hurting the good people wanting to join the last of the Americans: The IRS did it, and thumbed their noses at Congress….and these people will run your health care.

2013.

Yes, speaking of health care, Obama lied, and lied and lied again….and then said…”Oh, you didn’t understand what I meant.” We not only will have the highest taxes in the world, we will now have the worst health care system. kid scare

Congress didn’t read it, and that was on purpose. You knew that, didn’t you?

Well maybe not. It was 2013. Obviously many people’s brains went into coma’s.

Obamacare was built to finally destroy America, and make us Mexico, all the better to merge my dear. In the meantime, they make SURE you see the lifestyles of the rich and famous on your cable TV to pump up that good old fashion jealousy, so that Obama can play the old tried and true communist rich against the poor, black against white, and pass the ketchup please.

But…hold on: there was some good news: Obama TRIED to take our guns away after Sandy Hook. Millions went out and armed themselves. Obama TRIED to start a war in Syria. Millions of American said: Hell no…we won’t go! Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, we’ve seen enough good men die…and you won’t even protect our men?

Yep, we won that one.

For now.

On a personal note, the only bad thing that happened to me was I had a tooth pulled. But my son, and my brother, both lost jobs, and are facing dire hardships. And medical problems. And I can’t help them.

Obama is destroying the middle class. And then he has the nerve to say he cares about it.kris 56

You see, they work in the private sector. And they can’t get welfare. And they don’t WANT welfare.

And the one thing that proves that its 2013 is the biggest enemy of the year is one lone kid, who told the world, that our every move was being watched.

And HE..not Obama, is being attacked by both parties of our government.

Which means, yes—the sad truth is the whole lot of them ( with a few exceptions)  are just as corrupt as any government on the planet. Except, we’re AMERICA! We’ll have the best dictatorship police state, and tyranny that any NSA can build!

We always do it better!

They say, the people let this happen.

Don’t you believe it.

So, by midnight, we will be thinking, it will be easy to remember 2013, Obama was President, and he broke the country.

What will he do in 2014? Raise the debt limit again? Start WWIII? Give amnesty to all illegal’s? Take full control of everything?

The questions seems to me to be…supernatural

How superstitious are you?

December 29, 2013 Posted by | History, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

While EVERYONE is Talking About Duck Dynasty……

Nobody Gets Email

Listen to this woman talk about how she will stay on welfare as long as she can, while contemplating the cost to the rest of us and our children in the graphs below.

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December 29, 2013 Posted by | Deficit, Uncategorized, Welfare | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Has A Few Fav Pics

Nobody Flashes

—-Some of my favorite pictures of the year….

Global Warming in Cairo

Global Warming in Cairo

China Lands on the Moon

China Lands on the Moon

Just because..It's funny

Just because..It’s funny

New GE CT

New GE CT

Hurricane on Saturn

Hurricane on Saturn

Instagram foot shot

Instagram foot shot

Plane against moon

Plane against moon

Saturn

Saturn

World's Tallest Water Slide

World’s Tallest Water Slide

Vegas From Space

Vegas From Space

Mt Rushmore weeps

December 28, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Bravo Master Sargeant!

Army complaintNobody Gets Email

I noticed this letter, from a very pissed off veteran, from one of my Glenn Beck emails. The Chief Master Sergeant, would like his passionate letter to Paul Ryan to become viral, so I am doing my part. Feel free to pass it around to everyone. He wrote it after he had gotten a request from Paul Ryan for a donation.

Obama continues to destroy our military. And Paul Ryan, just helped him out.Veteran suffering

 

 

Congressman Paul Ryan
Today at 8:19 AM
Congressman Ryan,

Please note that this request by you for a cash donation from me is extremely unfortunate and very ill-timed. You see sir, I am one of the military retirees your “bipartisan” budget just impacted. You and every Republican (both in the House and Senate that voted to pass this travesty betrayed and broke trust with me and everyone like me. You may not know us by name, but we’re the people, Congressman, who answered our Nation’s call, some of us at a very early age to willingly serve YOU and others LIKE YOU so you could safely attend college and pursue your personal ambitions without fear of harm.

You might also want to note that for at least 20 years, my brothers-in-arms answered that call of duty EVERY SINGLE DAY, without fail, without complaint, without enough money to sustain our loved ones we had to leave behind while we DID OUR JOB in every corner of the Earth. And for that service, we were given absolute assurance our so-called retirement benefits would be protected by law. The very law you shattered in your zeal to impress your Democratic cohorts in your back room deal–with the enemy. Yes, I said it. The liberal Democrats are an enemy to the American people and our Nation. Your lack of judgment and eagerness to compromise on the backs of us who protected you is sickening. Congressman, you and every Republican that voted for injuring military retirees have engaged in a complicit, sordid affair with the Democrats who’s objective has always been to dismantle the military. By climbing into their bed on this issue, you have confirmed you are absolutely no better than they and have proven it with your vote.

Congressman Ryan, the audacity which you display is noteworthy, but to unceremoniously snatch earned money from a small group that has added so much more value than the paltry $6B you looked to “save” (which is all smoke and mirrors and you know it), is reprehensible and insulting.Chuck Wooten

We have, despite the hardships, meager salaries and harsh conditions, have performed with honor and excellence…in silence, which is something most members of Congress have no idea about doing. Our job approval was, is and always be better than yours. We knew our mission and we got it done, then handed it off to a new generation in better shape than we found it.

Your ability to look us in the eye, take money from us (apparently there was ZERO, other source of waste within the federal government that you could have recovered this money from…right, got it), while simultaneously holding your hand out to beg (with passion) for our cash is stunning. Your actions have proven you do not have the tremendous intellect you’ve sold the American people on. I say, with all seriousness, Congressman, what you lack in intellect and spinal rigidity, you make up for in cajones.

I hope you and your cowardly, Republican “colleagues” hear a message from me loud and clear. You will NEVER receive another cent of financial support from me. Further, if you happen to be at a Capitol Hill dinner or at a K Street cocktail party with RNC Chair Reince Priebus, Rep. Ron Barber, Sen. Jeff Flake or Sen. John McCain, I would be honored if you communicate with them that I am launching an effort to ensure NONE of you traitorous “representatives of the people” ever receive another vote from a military retiree. Remove me from your contact lists.

Chuck Wooten,
Chief Master Sergeant, USAF (Ret)

December 27, 2013 Posted by | American Soldiers, Paul Ryan, tyranny, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Soldiers

Nobody Cares

Yes, we all care. The video speaks for itself.

December 27, 2013 Posted by | American Soldiers, Obama | , | Leave a comment

Could Dracula’s Bloodline Run Through Obama’s Veins?

Nobody Remembers

Now that the fun and parties of the holidays are almost over, we must remember: The bloodsucking taxes of Obamacare will be hitting us in 2014, so I’m using that unpleasant thought to go back in history in order to’ remember’ the first most famous bloodsucker in history: Dracula.Vlad III


Once upon a time, in the part of Romania called Wallachia, there was a Hungarian Prince called Mircea the Elder. Mircea had a son out of wedlock, and so, Planned Parenthood not being founded yet, he named the son Vlad and gave him away to be bought up in the court of Hungary’s King Sigismund, no doubt to keep him away from his wife.

That seemed a smart move at the time, but we all know what happens when parents desert their children and let other people raise them.  (See White House)

When Micea died, Vlad was not given control of Wallachia, (remember, he was a one-night stand) but to make him feel a bit better, he was made a Knight of the Order of the Dragon. The Dragons were formed to defend the Christian world from the Turks. And to make him feel even more important, they gave him the name Dracul, which means dragon, and made him the governor of Transylvania.

They do this same strange habit today to pacify certain people. Since Hillary is from Chicago, she should have run as a Senator of Chicago, but…she was not allowed so they let her be a Senator of New York.

I know, off subject.

Dracul had three legitimate sons in Transylvania: Mircea, Vlad and Radu. And so he went and took back his dad’s seat of power in Wallachia, but instead of being a true Dragon, he got the Turks to help him do it.

So much for the honor of the Dragon.

Dracul, like his father before him, sent two of his sons, Vlad and Radu to live in Adrianople, which was the seat of the Ottoman Empire. This sending kids away from their parents, never ends up well. As it happens, this time it was a good thing they were away because in 1448, Dracul and Mirea (Dad and oldest son) were killed in Wallachia by the Hungarian government and that made the Turks pretty nervous.Dracula poster

SO— What to do? The Hungarians had taken BACK Wallachia. So the Turks armed 17-year-old Vlad, who was known as “Son of Dragon,” which is what the name Dracula really means, and after a few years of fighting, Dracula, son of Dracul, took back his throne in Wallachia, and announced he was going to be called Prince Vlad III

( A name that I think Obama should seriously consider when he gets back off his vacation.)

THEN— Right after he was crowned Prince, Dracula invited all the destitute souls from the streets of his kingdom to a great feast at his castle. After the feast he got all the poor, frail, and aged and asked if they would like to be without care, lacking nothing in this world?

To which they all cried, “I want my Obamaphone!” No, that was just one lady, who was the mother of Nostradamus, but they all, of course said, “YES! YES! And FOOD STAMPS, please!”

And then— Dracula boarded up the castle and—- set it on fire.  He said, there was little place in his society for people who would be a burden, and anybody who did not contribute to the community should receive little sympathy. (And to think– we now see this very same concept in Common Core)

And YOU thought Obamacare came from the communist playbooks. HA! Read your history.impalers

Dracula didn’t stop there. He took similar action with Wallachia’s dignitaries. He had the old ones impaled, and sent the others to build him a castle at Poenari. (Which still stands today) And then he got his own nobles put in their old positions.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: Gee. Obama fired all our top generals, he’s stacking the courts with his buddies that will obey him…he’s just like Dracula!

HA! Not yet. You see, Dracula really enjoyed watching people die by being hoisted onto sharpened poles. His people called him Vlad the Impaler. He liked to skin people and boil them alive. He killed children and the old, and it is said that 20,000 dead bodies hung from the walls of Tirgoviste, and by the end of his time, he had killed 80,000, or who know how many? This was before we had government accountants.

Dracula liked everyone to see the impaled bodies. It was his way of getting good PR for the Dracula Health Care Plan.

Have you heard Obama say he wanted to do any of these things? NO. All he has said is that if his enemies bring a knife to the fight, he will bring a gun. No, Obama is much kinder. Instead of putting people in boiling water and watching them die, he just likes to hear that they will be dying from lack of his Obamacare…slowly, painfully, and with no mercy.Obamacare and Cancer

That’s a far cry from impaling. Obama may have much in common with Dracula, but you must admit, his methods of killing are much more civilized.

Dracula was so disgusting that even the Turks couldn’t stand him anymore, and so the Turks sent his brother Ragu to kill him. Like most megalomaniacs, Dracula ran, and Ragu ruled for awhile. After Ragu died of syphilis, Dracula came back and got back his throne But the Turks, in the end, came back and killed him.

The Ottoman Sultan then displayed his head on a spike in Constantinople…just to assure everyone that the wicked witch of the North was really dead.

There ‘s a bloodsucking message to be learned here: Taxes can suck the life out of you surely as someone impaling you and watching you die a slow death.

Nobody Thinks Obama and Vlad, both children thrown away by their own parents, have something in common. Dracula loved watching people die, slow and painfully. And by the looks of it, Obama is getting a big kick out of watching Americans be tortured in a slow death..spiral with no revival.Socialized Medicine

Forget the birth certificate: Let’s run a DNA blood test, and look for the Dracula blood line. Think I’m crazy?

In October 2011, Prince Charles publicly claimed that he is a descendant of Vlad the Impaler. The claim accompanied his announcement of a pledge to help conserve the forested areas of Transylvania.

See? Obama is related by blood to George W. Bush, who IS related to Prince Charles.

I’m serious. Maybe there IS a torture gene. (Okay, I’ll shut up.)

(Note: Some historians have put a honorable twist on Dracula saying he had to protect himself from the Muslims, since he was a Christian. WHY the Christians want to claim him is beyond me.)

December 26, 2013 Posted by | History, Obamacare, Uncategorized | , , | 4 Comments

If You Can’t Tell a Patriot From a Traitor, Stop Watching Amanpour

Nobody Wonders

The liberal lefts are between a rock and a hard place, when trying to excuse the Obama administration calling Edward Snowden a traitor for telling the world what our government was doing. Many liberals are appalled that Obama is doing this. They were out of their minds when they thought Bush was doing it.

So, Obama has a problem. Just calling Snowden a traitor is not enough.

Notice how, with a little touch of association, Christiane  Amanpour puts Edward Snowden in with the same likes of Ahmadinejad and Bart Simpson, (not to be taken seriously and dangerous) thereby trying to keep her reputation as a REAL reporter, and satisfying the Obama administration.

Wuss.

December 26, 2013 Posted by | Spy technology, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

The Black and Privileged Jesse Jackson

Nobody Wins

Well, welcome back to the real world.

Last night, at our usual Christmas dinner (which  was held watching a Chinese acrobat contort her leg standing up, to the back of her head while eating Mongolian barbeque ) the family discussion turned to the wonders of OBAMACARE!Duck Dynasty poster

No…just kidding. We talked about what everyone else was talking about: Duck Dynasty. Our conclusion was that A&E KNEW they had this big Duck Dynasty Marathon coming up, and having elite liberals deciding they’d like to make a LOT of money, they created a big story in order to boost the ratings of their freak show.

They are laughing all the way to the bank.

If you remember, I recently suggested everyone to read the book, “Trust Me, I’m Lying” by Ryan Holiday, who gets paid to do exactly this kind of thing: create the media disaster and get rich.

What nobody is telling you is that the family is saying they were ‘set up’ which is true, because a representative from A&E was there in the room with Phil during the interview, and said not a word to him, no doubt making sure GQ asked JUST the right questions.

The story also had the added attraction of getting everyone off of Obama’s back. I did not, for the first time anywhere, hear any reporter complain about the cost of Obama’s great Hawaiian vacation, only that the poor man deserved it.  After all, he has suffered sooooooo much, and  the stock market is going gangbusters! Come to Hawaii and buy property all you stockholders who have made your millions.

(If you miss the Hawaii Housing marathon on HDTV this Christmas, you have more of a life than me.)

So, Phil gave them their gold. They now proclaim Phil is homophobic AND racist, and Jesse Jackson has been called out to once again, ATTACK. Divide and conquer.  He used this statement from Phil as ammunition:Jesse Jackson

“I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person,” he said. “Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field& . They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’–not a word!& Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues.”

To which Jesse Jackson said this:

“These statements uttered by Robertson are more offensive than the bus driver in Montgomery, Alabama, more than 59 years ago,” Jackson said in a statement. “At least the bus driver, who ordered Rosa Parks to surrender her seat to a white person, was following state law. Robertson’s statements were uttered freely and openly without cover of the law, within a context of what he seemed to believe was ‘white privilege.'”

Pretty absurd coming from a black privileged millionaire whose children and their children will get farm subsidies and beer distributing dealerships forever more in Chicago.

Jesse Jackson has made his fortune off of extortion, unlike Phil who actually WORKED for a living.

Nobody Wins when white people don’t speak up about the corruption of the BLACK privileged running the country.

After all, where was the outrage when Oprah Winfrey said that the white people were JUST going to have to die off?Jesse J extortionist

Obama is loving this, and covering his mulatto ass by sending out military love Holiday speeches.

Nobody Thinks this is a good time to take a stand

Let’s add with Remember the Alamo—Remember the Duck Dynasty. It’s a fight for the right to have your own opinion, as was determined by the Constitution.

We also have a right to demand that Jackson be prosecuted for libel AND extortion, and sent to jail to be with his son.

December 26, 2013 Posted by | corruption, Race, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Joyanna Wishes Everyone Merry Christmas!

Nobody Flashes:

I want to wish everyone joy and happiness on this very special day…however you celebrate it.

I’m off to MY little family Christmas.

Everyone have the very best Merry Christmas that you can!

(I’ll be back on the 26th.)

December 24, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

ObamaCare, Target, Phil Robertson, McDonalds, and Segway: Nobody’s Perfect

Nobody’s Perfect

We had a slew of big bloopers this week, so let’s get right to them!

FIRST: Obamacare. What’s not to love? The 3,847 lies that Obama told you? The fact that you can’t see your favorite doctor? You lost your insurance and can’t get on the website? The only hospital that will take Obamacare is across the river in East St. Louis? You are being forced to pay for abortions? Your new deductable is now higher than the price of a new car? You have a pre-condition but can’t afford to pay for Obamacare, because it’s actually MORE than if you had paid under a regular insurance plan? You’re a single guy,  but you have to pay for other people’s babies to come into the world?Obamacare Pirate

Yes, Obamacares.

Obama just signed up today…as a joke. The  website was a joke.  Every top security expert basically said, THEY wouldn’t go on it— nevertheless despite the fact that even Target has better protection, the Obama’s keep pushing people to sign up. Hey, it’s not their bank account that’s going to be stolen, why should they care?

And because it’s the LAW (And this was your last day folks to get that great care) you have no choice but to RISK losing all your information to some hack in Saudi Arabia…

SECOND—Target. We just learned that Target got hacked and over 40 million people’s bank cards are at risk.  Which makes you wonder why Target, is getting more bad press than Obamacare?

It’s obviously okay if Obama’s website is not secure, but it’s a catastrophe if Target isn’t. Good thing the media is just as outraged about Obamacare security as Target’s——

Wait… they’re not.

THIRD: Phil Roberson— a man who never pretended to like pajama’s, admitted that he was a Bible believing man, who didn’t find the idea of having sex with men appealing, put the nation in an uproar, and A & E suspended him.

Was this done so we wouldn’t notice the billions of dollars Obama is charging the taxpayer for his big Hawaii vacation and the Obamacare disaster? Notice how every time Obama looks bad, something else happens to take our eyes off Obama?Cracker Barrel

A&E banished Phil from his own show and then turned around and had a Duck Dynasty marathon. But, the biggest surprise came when the country-themed Cracker Barrel restaurant said they were no longer going to sell Duck Dynasty products in their store.

Talk about stupid. Have you ever seen Katie Coric brag about eating at a Cracker Barrel? At least 80 percent of their customers are what the elites call rednecks.

Cracker Barrel took all of one day to apologize. A&E…didn’t. And Twitter is blocking links to a website set up to support Phil., who refuses to apologize. (Good for him)

Fourth: Twitter: Let’s throw Twitter in this lot too.

Fifth: McDonalds: Also last week, we heard that McDonald’s was “unable to sell enough,”  Mighty Chicken Wings BECAUSE they cost too much, and were too spicy. Also reported, they are advising their employees NOT to eat fast food. (LOL!)

It’s one thing to compete with StarBucks, but quite another to compete with the Colonel. Big mistake.Mighty wings

Six: Segway  I can bet you didn’t hear about this one. Remember, when they hyped the next greatest invention? Even Steve Jobs was excited by it…and we waited, and waited, and it was—–

The Segway! That big expensive scooter that was going to get the world to stop walking.

Everybody in the world was going to use one. (Made BEFORE the Mighty Wings goof up.) Have you SEEN the Mall cops lately? They could use a good jog.

Evidently (I just read this today and imagine my surprise!)  in 2010 James W. Heselden, the British businessman who owned Segway, fell to his death from a cliff when his scooter malfunctioned during a tour of his estate.Segway

(I KNOW I’m not suppose to laugh. Leave me alone.)

Nobody Wonders if that scooter was a Segway, and what we can expect from future Karma.

I’ll let you know.

December 23, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, humor, Obamacare, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Do NOT Wash That Car!

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I thought this kid was very cool, considering the cop was extremely aggravating.

Evidently In America, soon they will ration water. Maybe we should stop selling water from Lake Michigan to China— ya think?

 

December 23, 2013 Posted by | tyranny | | Leave a comment

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