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Herbert Hoover: Tea Party Poster Boy: Read This Remarkable Speech

Nobody Remembers

Remember Herbert Hoover? If you do, you might remember that your school taught you that it was Hoover that caused the Great Depression, and the great and noble FDR saved the United States from his terrible destruction.

Poppycock. FDR put us in the mess we are today. His expansion of government was so huge, so invasive, we never got over it. He was also the Clinton’s god. It’s not by coincidence that when Obama ran for President, they put him on the cover of the Times as FDR. The liberals have never gotten over the man they thought was truly, government personified.  They even build a memorial to him in Washington D.C., which not too many people know about. And now, Obama has become his reincarnation.Obama fdr

I was glancing through my Annals books today, and found this remarkable speech, given by Herbert Hoover—(see it in it’s entirety here.)

In this speech, Hoover sounds just like a Tea Party patriot—and who knew? Certainly not any history teacher I can remember. He was always made out to be the scum of the earth, and after reading some of this, I can see why.

Hoover could not believe what Roosevelt had done with the New Deal. Remember the New Deal? That was the biggest unconstitutional growth ever mandated by a President, BEFORE Obama came along.

Listen to a few things that Hoover said in a speech delivered to the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on June 10, 1936, and tell me it doesn’t bring you to shake your head in: OMG..this crap has been around for a long, long, time:

 “The Supreme Court has reversed some ten or twelve of the New Deal major enactments.”

 (so..see, Obamacare CAN be reversed! )

“Many of these acts were a violation of the rights of men and of self government. “New Deal One

(By the way, has anyone gone to Justice Roberts house for candy tonight?)

“the Congress has abandoned its responsibility to check even the expenditures of money. They have turned open appropriations into personal power. These are destruction of  the very safeguards of free people.”

(Will Paul Ryan suddenly developed a fondness for China? )

“We have seen these gigantic expenditures and this torrent of waste pile up a national debt which two generation cannot repay. “

(Right now, we’re looking at the year….7822. )

“One time I told a Democratic Congress that “you cannot spend yourselves into prosperity.” You recall that advice did not take then. It hasn’t taken yet.  “

(How would Herbert like those Obama phones? And no, it hasn’t taken yet. Sorry Herbert.)

“Billions have been spent to prime the economic pump. It did employ a horde of paid officials upon the pump handle. We have seen the frantic attempts to find new taxes on the rich. Yet three quarters of the bill well be sent to the average man and the poor. He and his wife and his grandchildren will be giving a quarter for all their working days to pay taxes. Freedom to work for himself is changed into a slavery of work for the follies of government.”Herbert Hoover

(Why isn’t this engraved in the Halls of Congress..? And try half the year…)

“We have seen an explosive inflation of bank credits by this government borrowing . We have seen varied steps toward currency inflation that have already enriched the speculator and deprived the poor. If this is to continue, and end result is the tears and anguish of universal bankruptcy and distress. No democracy in history has survived the final stages of inflations.”

(We have seen…we are seeing, the final stages of inflations. Obama is stocking up on bullets.)

“We have seen the building up of a horde of political officials. We have seen the pressures upon the helpless and destitute to trade political support for relief. Both are a pollution of the very fountains of liberty. “

“The New Deal may be a revolutionary design to replace the American system with despotism. “

(Can we find a big pot to dump all the despots in and start over?)

Nobody Thinks that this speech could be uttered by Ted Cruz today…as it would sound as true as the day it was written.

Allistar Cooke remarked that FDR WAS a dictator. He expanded the government more than any that had come before him.  And that’s one of the reasons Presidents have made Congress impotent.

America survived that man, but can we survive another? democrat

In conclusion Hoover said this:

“There are some principles that cannot be compromised. Either we shall have a society based upon ordered liberty and the initiative of the individual, or we shall have a planned society that means dictation, no matter what you call it or who does it. There is no halfway ground. They cannot be mixed. Government must either release the powers of the individual for honest achievement or the very forces it creates will drive it inexorably to lay its paralyzing hand more and more heavily upon  individual effort.  Less than twenty years ago we accepted those ideal as the air we breathe. We fought a great war for their protection. We took upon ourselves obligations of billions. We buried our sons in foreign soil. but in this score of years we have seen the advance of collectivism and its inevitable tyranny in more than half the civilized world. In this thundering ear of world crisis distracted, American stand confused and uncertain.”

And American STILL stands confused and uncertain.

Obama hopes that in the future, George W. Bush will be remembered as the man who caused the “great recession” of the 21st century, and that he, Barack Obama, saved the people.

And if Herbert Hoover was alive today he would say: POPPYCOCK!!

My nobody friends, we are repeating history.


October 31, 2013 Posted by | Barack Obama, progressives, Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

Barack Tricks You, Then Takes Your Treats….Happy Halloween!

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Gee….the words “Trick or Treat” has a whole new meaning this Halloween since we have all found out what exactly is in Obamacare.

We are being tricked out of our treats.

And now, a message from the trickster in the White House: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Obama w mask

October 31, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

There IS No Security on the Obamacare website…

Nobody Wins

This was one of the most important points brought up today.

Last week on Coast to Coast, John McAfee told the audience that anybody that went on the Obamacare site was setting themselves up for anything. He said there WAS no security. To set up security you need to test it for two months at least, and that wasn’t done, and he knows because he has SEEN the code.

He also said that anybody with just the least amount of knowledge could go in and drain your bank account. Think of how enticing that is to Obama and his dream IRS team?

Mike Rogers was making an excellent point, and notice how he was shut up by whoever was controlling the meetings. As he said: If you are running tests then your security is down.

All Kathleen kept saying was they were writing code and running tests.


There is no security, and who out there, after the NSA scandal is surprised?

Nobody Wins when representatives in Congress can’t even ask a legitimate question.

October 30, 2013 Posted by | Congress, Obamacare | , , | 3 Comments

Cruela Sibelius…As Good a Liar As Her Master

Nobody Wonders…

Here’s the question. All these video’s were around when Obama and Pelosi were cramming through Obamacare on Christmas Eve. Why didn’t somebody make this montage then? Why wait until after the fact?

Nobody also wonders how Cruela Sibelius could get by today with blaming the website people who designed the plan for telling her It was working. Big lie. Also, she blamed insurance companies for dropping their subscribers. Another BIG lie…they were forced to by Obamacare.Sebelius

Soon, next year, everybody is going to be paying big bucks into this socialize holocaust, and this AFTER he has lied so often. The state will not only control the patients and their care, the state will control weather the doctors can GIVE you that care.

This is madness. This is tyranny. This is….abominable.

Nobody Wonders about people’s memory span. It makes me wonder what the heck they are putting in our water.

For instance, Obama promised the middle class that they would see no tax increase. And yet, everybody got over $50. less in their paychecks last year. He lied.

The bad news is by crashing this system in it’s beginning,  millions of people will suffer and lose their health insurance, and be forced onto Obamacare.

It’s deceitful, it’s unconstitutional and it’s genocide. This isn’t Canada.

Ted Cruz was right to stand up against this. Maybe the other people in the world don’t mind waiting for that emergency heart operation for six months, but we have never had to wait in American.Cruella

Obama, will be KILLING millions. And not just in abortions.

The man…is sanctioning murder of the young and the old.

Nobody Wonders just how long the stupid people who voted for this man will keep agreeing to their own slavery?


“Nobody is talking about some government take over of health care.” said Obama.

Like I said: What’s in the water?

October 30, 2013 Posted by | Obamacare, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows Why Obama is Firing All the Top Commanders…(But we’d like to.)

Nobody Knows—

Have YOU heard about this? Obama is firing all the top nuclear generals on trumped-up charges. He has also fired 16 Naval commanders. And then there’s that missing nuke.

What missing nuke you say? I don’t know…where is it?

While we are all shouting about losing our health care, maybe we should be watching the left hand of Obama, master of chaos, who took great advantage of Benghazi and the shutdown to get rid of all top commanders who would not obey him. Obama dictator

Obama is driving a death knife into our military. Firing top commanders for daring to be appalled at Obama’s callous sacrifice of our men in Benghazi’s is something we can expect from this egotistical maniac. But firing our top nuclear generals? What? Did they refuse to nuke America if so ordered?

Come on…Obama’s sociopathic nature is naked to the core. If you haven’t seen by now that he really doesn’t like America, and wants to destroy and “transform’ it,  then I want to know where you work, because I want to work there too.

He is lining up HIS generals—-

From the Blaze:

“Obama will not purge a civilian or political appointee because they have bought into Obama’s ideology,” Vallely said. “The White House protects their own. That’s why they stalled on the investigation into fast and furious, Benghazi and Obamacare. He’s intentionally weakening and gutting our military, Pentagon and reducing us as a superpower, and anyone in the ranks who disagrees or speaks out is being purged.”

And although I just discovered this bit about some ‘missing’ nukes tonight, evidently some bloggers were trying to get out this impeachable information:

This from therightwingextremist:

Just this week some of our nuclear warheads were moved out of their secret hiding place in a Texas Air Force base (Dyess AFB) …these nukes were taken with no one officially taking responsibility or formal possession of them …these nukes were taken by a black ops team and the only thing that was disclosed was that these nukes were headed for South Carolina- The next day South Carolina US Senator Lindsay Graham gave a speech and threw out as just a for instance that if the USA didn’t bomb Syria for the Israeli’s then it was very possible that Charleston Harbor could be nuked …the timing of Graham’s speech talking about a possible nuclear attack should congress vote no on the Syrian questions, could not be purely coincidence but there is more…

– There is a month-long training exercise scheduled to start any day and go for the next 30 days …what are the odds?

He goes on…..

– Would the USA purposely detonate a nuclear bomb on its own soil against its own people? Isn’t something like this a big enough reason for some honor bound military leader to step forward and spill his/her guts on this whole cooked up fiasco?

The military are now being asked if they would fire on American citizens. That’s a fact being reported everywhere. I suggest they all say —-“Oh sure Chief…You’re the boss!” And when the time comes…and the order comes from up above, don’t do it.

If the tyrant can lie…so can you.

Nobody Knows where the missing nukes have gone to, but Nobody DOES Know that Obama has only just begun to scare us all.

October 29, 2013 Posted by | Military, Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Would Obama Even KNOW If Dallas Was Nuked?

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You KNOW you have a country of morons when the United States President keeps saying he doesn’t know anything about anything. Just think, how this will continue…imagine…our future….

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Reporter: Mr. President, when did you find out that Dallas was completely wiped off the map by a dirty bomb terrorist attack?

President: Actually, I found that out…yesterday. You know, I watch the same programs that you do, and due to the government shutdown, caused by the Republicans, we just didn’t get the news until today.

Reporter: Mr. President, when did you know that your new Obamacare Affordable Care act was killing millions of old people because of rationing?

President: Well, I’m not sure about those facts, I just heard about that, but there is good news…these people need to just let go….like my mother did. They shouldn’t be so selfish and not make way for the younger generation. We must think of what is good for the country.

Reporter: Mr. President, when did you first find out that police were arresting anyone who had a gun in their home?

President: Uh…we found that out yesterday, and you can be assured that many of those arrested would actually look like they could have been my son, so you can be sure we will get together with the mayors to make sure that no one is arrested who is not breaking the law. We all remember Trayvon.

Reporter: Mr. President, are you aware that the 2016 Presidential elections have been postponed?

President: Yes, I do know about that, but let me assure you, as soon as the Republicans get rid of the Tea Party people in their ranks, and Congress gets their act together and gives me the power to deal with the debt limit…elections WILL resume.

Thank you!

(Video from MSNBC, Morning Joe)

October 29, 2013 Posted by | Obama, tyranny, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Yi Lin Zhuo VS Man With a Fish

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have two people who were just not perfect enough to foresee their future: Yi Lin Zhuo VS a Man with a Fish.

Both these men did not see the jealousy they were arousing on those around them, and therefore, they suffered.

Let’s take Yi Lin Zhuo first:

Yi Lim Zhuo’s crime was being too rich. Yes, it seems he let a illegal Chinese cousin come over from China, and stay with him and his family. Not too smart. The young and lazy  (according to all who knew him) Mingdong Chen, (see picture here) was so jealous of Yi Lim’s Zhuo life, that one day, while Yi Lim was at work, he butchered Yi Lim’s wife and four children. because it just wasn’t fair….



Mingdong Chen, 25, showed no remorse when he confessed to slaughtering the family that allowed him to live in their Brooklyn apartment and admitted that he committed the atrocity because he envied their way of life, a police source told The Post. .NYPD Chief of Department Philip Banks III said Chen had cited his inability to make it in America as his motive for the slayings..

“Everyone here is doing better than me,” Banks quoted the suspect as saying during a confession in Mandarin Chinese, the only language Chen speaks. Two of the kids, including the baby, had been decapitated, and there was a trail of blood throughout the house, sources said.

And then there’s this fellow:

Fisherman Bob. (He looks like a Bob.) Not realizing that he has no right to catch fish without sharing his fair share with the seals, Pancho the seal just took it, right out of his hands. Yes, Pancho was jealous.

Poor fisherman Bob—outsmarted by a seal. Nobody’s Perfect.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?


Not only did they not report that Mingdong Chen should not have even been in this country, they seemed sympathetic to the fact that he just couldn’t seem to get it through his head that maybe his cousin had worked long and hard for his riches. After all, it’s not Obama’s fault that the economy is so bad and amnesty hasn’t been passed, and he didn’t get his free welfare check. Obviously, Zhuro was in that secret terrorist society called……conservatives.

And instead of doing their job and going after the lying President for always claiming to know absolutely positively nothing about any scandal that occurs on his watch— (IRS, Fast and Furious, FBI prostitutions, millions losing their insurance, NSA spying, Michelle’s midnight McDonalds’ runs…) , they are posting video’s of people losing their fish. ( I got this video from The Huffington Post. )

So, congratulations liberal and clueless reporters…you win the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week. Nobody reports the “rich Vs the poor’ communist manifesto revolution garbage in order to promote class warfare, more than YOU!

When you finally print those pictures of Obama in the bathhouses of Chicago, that you’ve been hiding, maybe we’ll all start trusting you again.

October 28, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, Media, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Steve Forbes quotes FDR…

Nobody Reports

How can anyone not like Stephen Forbes? I remember feeling sorry for him when he ran for President, because, in this world of “who’s the prettiest” Steve was last in line. Still, I’m glad he did run, because I started paying attention to most everything he said afterwards. And here’s a small sample of why I like this man:steve Forbes

From Forbes Magazine: September 23. 2013

The Federal Reserve, with hardly a comment uttered, has openly made itself into the fourth branch of government, amassing immense powers. This must make the other branches, you know, the ones sanctioned by the Constitution drool with envy. By massively expanding its balance sheet, it has gone into the credit allocation business. Big Government and large businesses benefit from almost zero cost credit.  “It comes at the expense of small businesses where most of the entry level jobs are created. “

And then Steve sites a quote from FDR:

If you have a chance, go online and read an astonishing speech FDR gave in San Francisco before the Commwealth Club as a presidential candidate, just before the 1932 election. In it he declares.FDR

“Our Industrial plant is built….Our last frontier has long since been reached, and there is practically no more free land…to which those thrown out of work by the Eastern economic machines can go for a new start.” Big companies were more and more dominating the economic landscape. If present trends continue, Roosevelt warns, the time will come when “We shall have all American industry controlled by a dozen corporations, and run by perhaps an hundred men…The independent businessman is running a lost race.” Roosevelt concluded with words that would have the current White House occupant nodding in sympathy: “Our task now is not discovery or exploitation of natural resources…It is the soberer, less dramatic business of administering resources and plants already in hand…of distribution wealth and products more equitably, of adapting existing economic organizations to the service of the people.” Then the Killer: “The day of enlightened (i.e., government) administration has come. ” Indeed.

Nobody Thinks Obamacare was done at the request of big business, and that’s why the Rino’s want it to.Obama and big business

The good news? We still have Steve Forbes, a man who knows the rich, doing all he can to inform and educate us. All we need is more of them speaking out.

October 28, 2013 Posted by | capitalism, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Mario Brothers Marries Alinsky

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Mario Brothers. That’s what I think of when I think of Obamacare. I’m aging myself here, but I remember oh so vividly…. just how many miles I had to travel in hopes to get the first Mario Brothers Nintendo game for my son for Christmas, the first year they released the game.

I think I actually went to every Toys R US  store within the metropolitan area. It took me a month to finally find one, and it wasn’t cheap. But the sense of relief I got, when I finally got that game, was overwhelming.

Remember Cabbage Patch Dolls? My god, they were ugly, and yet grown women got in fists fights over them in stores.Mario Brothers two

Its called marketing genius. How do you create a demand for something that is expensive and people really don’t need? You advertise how it’s the answer to all your dreams, and then limit the supply. Since Mario Brothers, we’ve seen this marketing ploy used by every major company…Apple, Microsoft, Ford:  .. it’s how to get the public clambering and wanting your product. You just cleverly limit your very expensive product. You just don’t give it to them. You create the demand. You tell everyone because so many people ‘want’ it, your supply is limited.

So, does Obama think that by saying, “The system was overwhelmed so many people wanted it!” he is building up demand?

I think Norvill Rose is on to something here: The whole Obamacare website was designed to fail…and not only to fail, but to destroy all the other insurance companies. And when people have NO insurance, they are desperate…then Voila! Out of nowhere…online, and easy to get will be the one-payer system: (See Video)

“You have been waiting so long comrades! “says Mini-me Soros.creating demand

You are mixing Mario Brothers  with Sal Alinsky: You overwhelm the system.  You bankrupt the country with food stamps, welfare, fraud, waste, and take Air Force One out every day if you have to…oh…and enforce the biggest tax system ever devised on the planet, and you can pretty much destroy and then take control of America.

You can tell, by the nonchalant way Obama and Cruela Sebelius are acting that their plan is right on course. Have you noticed that neither of them are upset in the least?

When you want to design a website that will not only fail, you go to your friends, and that’s what the Obama’s did, they got an old friend of Michelle’s to take care of all the ‘glitches” like…not being able to get a straight answer on how much it’s going to cost you–they still have one more election to go.Kathleen and Obama

Toni Townes-Whitley, a senior vice president at CGI Federal, is a Princeton classmate of First Lady Michelle Obama, the Daily Caller reported. In addition to being college classmates, both Obama and Townes-Whitley are members of the Association of Black Princeton Alumni. According to Federal Election Commission Records, Toni Townes-Whitley gave $500 in 2011 and 2012 to Obama campaign.

And MS Toni is not the only one to benefit from knowing the Obama’s, there is an article on Freedom that lists all the companies and friends of the Obama’s that got money from it:

Unknown to many of our representatives, the Democrats were not only passing a new healthcare law, they were also “appropriating” money to fund this law as well as allocating funding for “grants” to “reward/repay all those financial supporters” and there continues to be preferential treatment given to large corporations and unions in the form of waivers and exemptions since the law passed – crony capitalism at its finest show proof of appropriated funding totaling $5 Billion dollars:

Check out the article here.

Looking back on it, Mario Brothers was worth the wait: it bought hours of fun to my son and his friends, but unfortunately Obamacare is not a lot of fun.

No…not fun at all.  Obamacare will be the death of not only free market capitalism, good doctors, and no wailing lines—- it will be the death of many people.

Now —excuse me while I go look for Luigi.Mario Brothers

October 27, 2013 Posted by | Obamacare, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Take the Test…What’s Your Favorite Movie

Nobody Gets Email;

Hey, I’m watching the World Series, and the Cardinals just gave up their lead. Geez. Hot dog reward
At the same time I’m looking for email, and I tend to like these kind of emails. (Hint: Works better if you don’t think.)
(Thanks to Kris)
This  really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!!
Amazing  it really works this is my all-time favorite movie.
I  am OK at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a  calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities.
Each  time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie  EVER!
DO  NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the  bottom
You  will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is1.  Pick a number from 1-9.

2.  Multiply that number by 3.

3.  Add 3.

4.  Multiply by 3 again.

5.  Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together  to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:
Movie  List:

1.  Gone With the Wind
2.  E.T.
3.  Blazing Saddles
4.  Star Wars
5.  Forrest Gump
6.  The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7.  Jaws
8.  Grease
9.  The Obama Farewell Speech
10.  Casablanca
11.  Jurassic Park
12.  Shrek
13.  Pirates of the Caribbean
14.  Titanic
15.  Raiders of the Lost Ark
16.  Home Alone

October 26, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Hey GOP…How about the NSA?

Nobody Gets Email

So, even supporters of Obama don’t like being spied on? Why aren’t the Republicans making these video’s, mmmmmm?

October 26, 2013 Posted by | NSA | | Leave a comment


Nobody’s Email

Here’s an oldie but goodie I found in my email box, and thought I’d share:

Not sure if they are true, but they really are fun!

(Thanks to Pattie)

his is priceless funny stuff; but alas, is only a small indication of how much trouble  the US  is in.

A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of ‘why’ our country is in trouble:

1.  I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2.  I got a call from a Kansas Congressman’s (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ”I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts ..”

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ”Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa ”

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his response — click.

3.  A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious  about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried t o explain that’s not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, ‘don’t lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!” (OMG)

4.  I got a call from a lawmaker’s wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ”Is it possible to see England from Canada ?”

I said, ”No.”

She said, ”But they look so close on the map.” (OMG, again!)

5.  An aide for a cabinet member(Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in  Dallas . I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ”I heard Dallas was a,big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.” (Aghhhh)

6.  An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky)  called last week She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn’t understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the  plane went fast, and she bought that.

7.  A  New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked,  ”Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?” I said, ‘No, why do you ask?’

He replied, ”Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I’m overweight. I think that’s very rude!”

After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT – Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a  destination tag on his luggage.

8.  A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ”Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?”

9.  I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright (D) from Ala who asked, ”How do I know which plane to get on?”

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ”I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.”

10.  Senator Dianne Feinstein (D) called and said, ”I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?”

I asked if she meant fly to  Pensacola , FL on a commuter plane.

She said, ”Yeah, whatever, smarty!”

11. Mary Landrieu (D) La. Senator called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to  China .  After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. ‘Oh, no I don’t. I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those”

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ”Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!”

12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations,  ”I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .”

I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ”Are you sure that’s the name of the town?” ‘Yes, what flights do you have?” replied the man.triple face

After some searching, I came back with, ”I’m sorry, sir, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a rhino anywhere.”

”The man retorted, ”Oh, don’t be silly! Everyone knows where it is.  Check your map!”

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ”You don’t mean Buffalo , do you?”

The reply? ”Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.”

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it’s in!

Could anyone be this DUMB?


I don’t write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like manure, you just gotta spread it around.

October 25, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Prince George Steals the Show…

Nobody Cares

It makes it especially hard to roar against a monarchy, when they bring out their cute little baby to promote how much you should love them all…and cute he is even though mum and dad look like they have smiled so much, the smiles are actually permanently glued into place: prince gerogeHere we see a baby upstaging his very proper and famous parents. The ‘dress’ was a bit old fashioned, and dad looks a bit giddy, but who couldn’t fall in love with George?

prince's thridAnd here’s the DNA bloodline, which shows us that hopefully, the future King will have a great sense of humor—when he is forced to marry a Muslim to keep peace in his Kingdom. prince's familyNO Joyanna you say, that would NEVER happen! A royal marrying a Muslim, mixing the royal blood with a Muslim? Why…that’s why Diana was killed. (Some would say)

Yes, and if only Diana could say something.

And—– if not for the expensive clothes and Mum’s handbag, this might look like any other corporate picture. It’s lovely amfortas. Toast.

It seem the success of the Royal family now, is due to picking very good-looking mothers, who can wear lovely cream dresses and not look fat.

I’m hoping little King George gets a bit of his deceased grandmother in him. Too many bloggers depend on it.


October 25, 2013 Posted by | The Royal Family | | Leave a comment

Why the World is Filled With Dumb Blonds

Nobody Remembers

I was going to remember that the United Nations was started on this day, in 1945, and that today Brazil, France and Germany are appealing to the U.N. to stop Obama from spying on them.

But that would make a very boring story.dumb blond two

So, I’m going to tell a short story about baseball.

First: I had great parents. My parents were so trusting that when I was 17, I drove to Snowmass, Colorado all by myself. In fact I went all over the country by myself.  I’m not sure if it’s because they knew they couldn’t tame me, or if they were just hoping I’d met some rich guy,  (Probably a little of both.) But, when it came to men, sometimes I was just dense. I just didn’t see them being attracted to me at all. And so I married the first guy who wanted to marry me, because I didn’t think I’d ever get another chance.

Yeah, low self-esteem comes in buckets.

So of course that marriage lasted all of one year and three months. This story comes, right after the painful divorce. I was pretty lonely so I got hooked on baseball. I always went to the game by myself, only because, I’ve never really had girlfriends. I would work at night as a drummer, (in all guy bands) and during the day, I would go to the games. And I got hooked.

On the game of baseball.

Anyway, to make a long story short, here in St. Louis, Busch stadium was downtown, and I do remember one night, in the middle of July, the game lasted until midnight, and when a game runs overtime, you have a lot of drunks walking to the parking lot. It was a hot summer night, and I was in my usual short-shorts, which would bring cat-calls, and frankly, I was scared to walk to my car. It was just a gut feeling. After all, East St. Louis, is just a kick away from downtown.dark alley

So, I went to the nearest hotel bar. I thought, if I sat there long enough, the drunks would leave, and I’d have a safer chance once the crowd had cleared out. I’d rather walk in an empty parking lot and take my chances with the shadows.

After about 15 minutes, the bar started filling up with players…from the Dodgers. I was pretty shy around ball players..and so I tried to keep to myself. As I sat at the bar, a very distinguish older gentlemen sat next to me and started to talk. After about five minutes I told him I was only hanging around because I was scared to walk to my car.

“I’ll walk you to your car.” he said in a very jolly scene

So, since he had told me he was actually the official Dodgers Team radio commentator, on the road for the Dodgers, ( and he was famous…he told me that.) I figured he had to be safe.

“Really, would you?:  I said….”That would be great.”

So, we walked through the parking lot and got to the car, and I drove him back to the hotel, and then he said, “Hey, park here and come on in for another drink.”

Now, I’m not sure why I did, but looking back on it, I was flattered that someone famous had even been so nice to me, and I figured one drink was no big deal.  It’s not like I thought he was expecting anything else but conversation.  As I remember, he was pretty much the gentleman the whole time.

So back in we walked, and to my surprised, the whole room of ballplayers started laughing. He went over and said something to a few of them with a big grin on his face, and came back.dumb blond three

“So, why are all the guys laughing at you?” I asked.

“They wanted to know if I screwed you.” He said. “So I told them I did.”

To say I was embarrassed—– To say I was shocked, will let you know how much I trusted people to have decency, and what a dumb blond I really was. Boy, did I feel stupid.

The reality is, baseball players not only do steroids, but they spend many long nights on the road, and many of them have wives, and many of them screw around, and I knew that…but I really didn’t think that the radio star would want to tell an old high school lie. After all, Jack Buck would never do that now…would he?

Judge it or not, I thought the guy was a real creep for doing that…and I felt sorry that he had to lie to even make those young players actually think some young thing wanted to ‘do’ it with him for a walk to her car.

I told him he had no class, blushed, and walked out.dumb blond 1

Now I look back on that and feel sorry for the man. Clearly, he was having a hard time competing with the young ball players and he made up a lie just to impress them.

And what is even funnier, is he TOLD me what he said to them.

I wish my father had told me the tricks that men pull. But then again, I don’t think any father will. I think they should teach their daughters how to shoot a gun, how to box, and all the tricks that men play.

But….they keep their mouths shut for all eternity. And that, in my Nobody Humble Opinion, is why the world is filled with dumb blonds.

(Okay, so this was not a baseball story. It’s just one I remember. Funny how you remember all the times you were stupid, isn’t it? )

October 24, 2013 Posted by | baseball, Life, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

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