Nobody Knows Where Freedom Went…
Nobody Knows
Nobody Knows where Obama is going to get the money for his latest “Hey, I’ll buy your vote, because I can!” idea. He wants to give every child that is born in America, $500 to put in a government savings account. Hispanic women have the lead in that area: 4 to 1. Nobody Knows just how much that will cost if Obama decides to give amnesty all by his lonesome pen, but he figures since he is losing his base, he has to give the Hispanics a free-be. Add that to the $17 trillion.
Nobody Knows, that since 2009, we have been giving millions of dollars to Mexican prostitutes, (men) to study AIDS…it is suppose to end this year. Nobody Knows just why our taxpayers should be paying so much to gay prostitutes in Mexico, but we can only guess that Obama thinks it’s very important. This is about keeping the Mexican prostitutes from disease….remember that on tax day, and also remember that Obama really FEELS the male prostitutes pain..in Mexico.
If I was a male prostitute here, I’d write my Congressman. Remember, it was in Mexico that the FBI got caught hanging out with…prostitutes…when Obama was there.
Nobody Knows that Bill Clinton once pardoned an ex Congressmen from jail, but he’s back in it again tonight: Former Illinois Democratic Rep. Mel Reynolds was arrested Monday in Zimbabwe for making pornographic films in hotels where he had accumulated $24,500 in unpaid bills, and had overstayed his visa by two months. Mel is good friends with Jesse Jackson, and so Nobody Knows why Obama has not pardoned Jesse’s son, yet. Where’s Bill when you need him?
Nobody Knows why Obama has decided to start demanding EPA get onto fixing the omissions on trucks, but if you think your bacon is high now…just wait…
Nobody Knows why Obama is always absent, when freedom calls. The good people in Kiev are giving up their very lives because they don’t want to be ruled by Russia..ever again. And in shame, Obama and the EU don’t even want to take sides. It’s too shameful to even witness. Reagan would have made a strong statement, but then again, Reagan fought for freedom. Obama’s idea of freedom is how much freedom he has to rule everyone’s lives.
(God be with the good people of Kiev who fight for freedom.) 
Nobody Knows, that my most favorite quote yesterday was from a man who was Johnny Carson’s top joke writer. He had this to say about Jay Leno, and the other comics on late night TV:
His competitors haven’t exactly hammered President Barack Obama, hardly a smidgen. The paucity of Obama jokes is the dog that didn’t bark. Like their news anchor counterparts, our hosts go gentle into that late night, despite the target-rich environment of this administration. With his pen and phone, our selfie-absorbed president is one whacked uncle away from appointing himself Supreme Leader.
Somebody—PLEASE—- whack that uncle.
The First Night of Jimmy Fallon…
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Okay. Maybe I’m too old, but some of my friends were telling me that Jimmy Fallon was a real talent and I should give him a shot. So, last night I watched his historical first show.
Here’s my Nobody’s Opinion:
Jimmy is still in his childhood, where he told everyone after introducing his mom and dad, that they used to let him stay up late on school nights and watch Johnny Carson, and it shows. He had the SAME curtain, the SAME furniture, and probably Johnny’s old desk. WHY this is supposed to appeal to the newest hip generation of people under 30 I have no clue. I thought the set was boring…but not as boring as his opening jokes. He spent the whole first ten minutes going over how thankful he was to be there, and h
e thanked Johnny Carson, and Johnny Carson’s mother, and probably his trash man…and I was so shocked at how he couldn’t tell a simple joke, I was about to turn it off…but I’m glad I didn’t. I just turned the sound down.
And I would have missed the best moment of the night if I had turned the channel. —->
Will Smith was his first guest, and they did a cute little hip hop dance, but I swear I’ve seen that same skit before. Maybe some of you younger Saturday Night Live people can tell me if it’s an old skit, because I stopped watching Saturday Night Live after Eddie Murphy did his famous James Brown “Hot Tub” scene.
Who can top that?
The rest of the program was Bono and U2. Excuse me if you are a Bono fan, but I just have no desire to listen to their music. BUT…in fairness to him, because I can never take more than a few minutes of them, I listened to the song they played on the couch…which reafirmred my original thoughts: Bono..cannot sing. If you grew up on Jim Morrison and the Beatles, Bono sounds like a distant cousin that just formed a garage band in his basement and…well..sorry Bono fans. They many have some great music but I will probably never know. I just don’t like the man’s voice. I’d rather listen to AC/DC. 
And that’s okay with me. It’s just an opinion and not worth much…BUT…there were others out there who actually TURNED the channel when Jimmy went on and on too much about himself and his historical moment in American history. It’s been reported he had less viewers than Jay Leno’s last night. In fact, it matched Conan’s.
Jimmy cannot carry a show by himself, and last night proved it. Hopefully, he can convinced enough Hollywood and musical friends to do his little musical skits with him because intellectually, he can only appeal to…people under 40. I suggest he get some good writers and practice.
Unless, you like that kind of thing. Like I said, I haven’t seen him every night….and this isn’t the 1950’s anymore…
We have a wider channel choice now…don’t we?
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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