Obama Declares All National Parks Must Honor…GAYS.

Nobody Flashes

“What ARE they doing?” I asked my husband.

We were walking a trail in our local park last summer, when we came upon a clearing. One man was obviously, ‘pleasuring’ another. Both of them were almost naked.

Not exactly  what we wanted to see. Actually, it was pretty gross.

My husband went into shock. Evidently, something in his DNA said “RUN!” We got out of there pretty fast, and haven’t been back which is a shame because we like that park.

So, Nobody Wonders, if that’s WHY Obama picked the National Park system to celebrate gays? After all, every city has its “gay” park. Where they have sex in the bathrooms, and hang out. Just ask George Michael’s, who made it so much of a habit they had to finally arrest him.

I mean REALLY. Can’t they get a hotel room like everybody else?

Obama I’m sure, couldn’t get Congress to fork out the money to build a monument next to Martin Luther King for the gay community, so this is the best he could come up with. After all, that very famous historical gay man….from American history deserves to be honored…you know…that one gay guy..uh…

Uh..yes,…wait…who was that? What was his name? Can YOU think of any gay men who did wonderful things for America? An American gay hero?

Ben Franklin?

George Washington?

Lincoln?

Uh..Mmmmm. Well, maybe someday Obama will be honored by the gay community with his very own statue in the middle of Washington D.C. as the man who promoted and helped the “gays” of America. After all, he put the ‘gay’ back in the military.

The way things are going, that’s about the ONLY thing Barry will be honored for.

Personally, I sure hope Reggie gets to be with him in that place of honor.

Is this stupid or what? The kids now have to get a lesson in “gayness” when they are looking at the Grand Canyon?

Have you noticed nobody mentioned any names of these famous gays that have contributed to America?

Guess we are just going to have to ask our local park rangers what exactly did gay people do to build America, who no doubt, will all now be…gay.

Stay AWAY from the restrooms. Really, It almost makes you want to gross THEM out and just start doing our business in the woods.

June 12, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | gays, Uncategorized | gays