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It’s about time we have some laughs in our lives, don’t you think? Obama jokes are going around, so this weekend, I think I’ll post a few.Monkey three
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Kris)
Woman Shot in her own Driveway
 
Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. 
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
 
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush’s fault…..
(rimshot)
 
 



                                    
 




July 18, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 3 Comments

Did Putin Just Buy Cuba?

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Obama’s big speech on TV Today about Russia shooting down a plane of civilians was like all his other speeches–he gets serious, but then, he go on vacation.

“Uh…we condemn this act, and hey, there was lots of people from all over the planet on that plane, so it’s uh…it’s everyone’s problem, not just mine. “

He’s sending the FBI to look over the crash site, and for what? The Russians have gotten all the boxes, looted the dead, there’s nothing there to see. And Putin acts like “Hey, they started the fight!”

Sounds just like OUR President, doesn’t it?

Obama is just happy nobody is talking about how he is taking all the new voters he can get his hands on, and spreading them all over the country. The American people are in NO mood to fork out billions of dollars to educate and house Obama’s new dreamers, so Russia has helped Obama out, once again.

BUT…what’s NOT in the news is the fact that Putin has reopened up Lourdes, in Cuba, which he closed after 9/11 to show solidarity with America.Putin with Castro

The base was set up in 1964 after the Cuban missile crisis to spy on the United States. Just 250 kilometres (155 miles) from the US coast, it was the Soviet Union’s largest covert military outpost abroad with up to 3,000 staff. It was used to listen in to radio signals including those from submarines and ships and satellite communications.

Ahead of Putin’s visit to Cuba last week as part of a Latin American tour, Russia agreed to write off 90 percent of Cuba’s debt dating back to the Soviet era, totaling around $32 billion.

Putin, is pretty much buying Cuba. And ONE EMP over the United States and we are toast. Pretty easy from Cuba.

If he can get by with murdering people on a passenger plane, why not a country?

I was a kid, when the Cuban Missile Crisis scared my dad so bad, he started building a fallout shelter in our back yard. By all accounts, we came close to nuclear war, but Kennedy was at least, strong on defense.

Obama is not. If Obama has been President back then, I would probably not be typing this.

Mark Levin says Obama is a sick man. Nobody Thinks he knows perfectly well what he is doing. He’s not sick: he’s just another megalomaniacal tyrant.GW country

July 18, 2014 Posted by | American History, Russia, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment