Nobody’s Perfect: John Boehner VS Jonathan Bernier

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have two masters of lying deception: John Boehner VS Jonathan Berniet. Both made MAJOR blunders, caught on video.

Let’s start with Jonathan Berniet first: (Watch Video above)

I have always said, they must send all jocks to the same school of “How to talk to the press.” because they ALWAYS say pretty much the same thing when talking to reporters. “It was a team effort.” “The guy is great.” “Our fans are the best.” etc., etc.

Actually, it’s a good thing, because let’s face it, most athletes are not big talkers, or into reading books on a Saturday night. And since they are worth so much money to their owners, it’s only smart to teach them how to answer reporters questions:

Nevertheless, when you are at an event honoring Nelson Mendela, you might want to ask your girlfriend who the heck he is.

And then, we have the Republican Speaker of the House: John Bonehead, who came out before the last elections and said THIS to the American people:

Did you hear all those promises? Me too. What did he do last week when he led the Republicans to vote for that stuff full of rich man’s trillion dollar pork budget deal? He gave Obama everything he wanted, and then some, and added more debt to the American people.

At least he didn’t cry. Frankly, I would have preferred if he had.

He accuses Obama in this VERY video of not “listening to the American people.” Well, John Beohner didn’t listen to them either. He funded Obamacare, AND Obama’s big amnesty plan, in fact, he did all that Jeb Bush would have wanted him too.

So, which man is the better Bull Sh&^%^er? As everyone knows: BS is toxic. It can kill you, or on a lesser offense, make you REALLY angry.

Let’s think of the damage: John Bonehead just lost millions of conservative votes for the Republican pick for 2016 Presidential election, unless of course, the new House gets rid of him. He is getting ready to retire anyway, so this was just something he was told to do, or else, as Drudge suggested, Obama has NSA trash on the guy. John just hurt the whole country…AGAIN.

Jonathan Berniet hurt nobody but himself. I doubt if Nelson Mandela would have even cared. He said some REALLY nice things about the guy after all. him. And since he is just a hockey player, I would actually give him marks for being able to BS so eloquently.

In fact, if Jonathan Berniet wants to run for political office some day, I’d say he’s already got the lying BS part down pat.

So, congratulations Speaker John. You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the year. You will now go down in the history book as one of the biggest traitors since Benedict Arnold. (Except Arnold, was probably the better man.)

Obama is waiting on the 15th hole for you. I’d suggest you tell him your handicap is 666. You lied, we lose.

Thanks a lot.

December 15, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | corruption, Uncategorized | corruption, John Boehner