It’s the Puppies VS the Patriots
Nobody Flashes
While most of America will be watching stuff like THIS:
Nobody will be watching this.
I’m betting on the Patriots, even thought I know next to knowing about football, but that one guy throws the ball, one guy catches it, and there’s a lot of drunk people, and amazing pants that never split. I use to wear pants like that…OMG…I did.
I’m rooting for the Patriots simply because I like their name, which is why most people vote for politicians, come to think of it.
That’s why I stick with the puppies.
Have a great Superbowl day! I’m going to do absolutely nothing.
