Obama: Commander-in-Chief of Lost Golf Balls

Nobody Cares

I was out walking my dog this morning, thinking about the recent news that…guess what? Guess how ISIS picks up billions of dollars worth of expensive military hardware like 1,300  Humvees, worth $1 billion dollars? Pretty easy…it seems. Now the rules of engagement are: IF you happen to be an American Fighter Pilot, and IF you happen to see ISIS stealing American weapons on the ground, you cannot bomb them.

In this photo taken Monday, June 23, 2014, fighters of the al-Qaida-inspired Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) parade in a commandeered Iraqi security forces armored vehicle down a main road at the northern city of Mosul, Iraq, more than two weeks after ISIL took over the country’s second largest city. U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry warned Mideast nations on Wednesday against taking new military action in Iraq that might heighten already-tense sectarian divisions, as reports surfaced that Syria launched airstrikes across the border and Iran has been flying surveillance drones over the neighboring country. (AP Photo)

No, you have to call up the White House first.

Pilot:  “Uh…hello? Hello? Can I speak to the President please?”

White House: “Who is placing this call?”

Pilot: “This is Captain America. I am in the current position to bomb about 400 ISIS soldiers sir…I see they are about to steal our equipment….what are your orders? Do I have permission to engage?”

White House: “I’m sorry sir, only the Commander-in-Chief can give those orders, and he is not here at the moment.”

Pilot: “Well then, when will he be back?”

White House: “He is playing golf today, and isn’t expected back until after dinner. But we can relay the message, and in that case it might be anywhere from two to three hours.”

Pilot: “Is there ANYONE else that can give me permission?”

White House: “No sir. Stand down until you receive further orders.”

Pilot. “&$&%^”

Okay. Well. Maybe this isn’t exactly right…I’m sure nobody can even CALL the White House,  but I did hear a general say that no pilot anywhere in the Middle East can drop a bomb without checking with the White House first: Which is Obama.

NOT his superior, not the pentagon, not the nearest general…ONLY Obama can give that order, which is why I suppose he is letting Hillary take the blame for Benghazi. To this day, we have no idea where the President was that night..but we now know, everybody was waiting on HIM.

And so, we are arming ISIS because Obama doesn’t want to accidentally “Kill” any nearby Sheppard boy, and because he simply cannot be bothered about the whole mess.

Not only are taxpayers forking out billions of dollars of expensive military hardware and arming people that want to kill us with it, we are also paying for Obama’s daily Air Force One jaunt to his favorite golf courses…which are sometime hours even continents away.

And yet…they want to cut your Social Security checks.

Nobody Thinks that Obama should have to call the American people if he wants to go play golf.

Are we stupid or what?

June 5, 2015 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Obama, Uncategorized | Isis, Obama