Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody Wins When You Fight At Wal-Mart.

Nobody Wins

I used to love it when I was performing in bars….I really miss the people. These two women remind me of many of the customers that I used to see in bars…and every night some women who looked like these two, would want to sit in and sing…..after having about a pitcher of beer they became…brave, and would want to sit in and sing “Crazy” by Patsy Cline.

And then her FRIEND would want to do it. And then somebody else would want to do it.  I of course, encouraged it. I loved it. Easy money for me.

I loved it, not only because I could get a break and not have to do anything but laugh, but I was always amused at the sheer audacity of the women, who all thought, they sang Patsy Cline better than Patsy Cline. I would just play the keyboards, and have myself entertained.

And so, instead of having to write tonight, because it IS a beautiful summer night in St. Louis (yes, even in Ferguson the weather is great!)..and I want to go out and enjoy it…I’m going to let these good YOUTUBE  nobodies take over and do my work for me.

By the way…Wal-Mart has a policy for the security to NOT interfere with physical confrontations. Remember that when you go there.

I thought the funniest part was when the lady who was so disabled she had to ride the store in a scooter, then got up—- and you realized, she could have walked around the store.

Jesus! A Miracle!

Those disability checks have kept her in good health.

So, enjoy some of the comments from the peanut gallery…I sure did.

Who won the fight? From what I can see….Nobody.


Chris Geo 23 hours ago

Not sure what is sadder. The women fighting, the kid who’s being raised to be a thug, or the fact that everyone is standing around filming and not doing anything to stop it.

 

DERANKER 20 hours ago

When are we going to learn as a technologically advance society to turn our fucking phones horizontally when good shit is going down.

 

ickyd0821 1 day ago

This is obviously sad in so many directions. First off, mom, you are not raising your son right. Secondly, if you do not need a scooter, you should probably not ride around in one. Finally, instead of standing around letting a child see and be a part of this kind of violence, someone should have stepped in and stopped this, or do we even care?

 

umbo Gincredible 1 day ago

Still better than pacquiao vs mayweather

 

69SpaceOddity 7 hours ago (edited)

I feel bad for the bottle of Pert Plus that got thrown on the floor. It didn’t do anything wrong. It just wants to make your hair look nice…and these people said “no”.

 

 

June 9, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Record All Your Sex on IPHONE? GREAT Idea!

Nobody Flashes

You knew this day was coming: Apple now has an app so that you can record ALL your sexual activity…you can then send it to your best buddy and start comparing..but Nobody would like to remind you…that this could also be used against you, and not just because you wife might happen upon it…

Think of the lawsuits people. Wow! So and so will be able to prove they had unprotected sex, or got that venereal disease, or now show the girlfriend/wife that you are not just making things up.Iphone sex

Apple’s iPhone will now let people track exactly how often, when and how they have sex.

As part of new “reproductive health” tracking features, Apple has added an option for “Sexual Activity”. When users click on it, they can enter information on whether protection was used as well as the date and time.

Ha ha ha ha! Reproductive health. Just THINK what they could do with Bill Clinton’s app.

On another fine note: Did you know that BOTH Russia and China have protected their electrical grids from an EMP attack?

We….have not. If we get hit, China and Russia will be laughing and drinking their last bottles of California Wine.

Last time Congress voted on getting our protected, it went down to one vote…and didn’t pass.

A few frustrated men are trying to get this done, but they fear time is running out.

So what you say?

One EMP attack could kill more than half of the people in the United States. We would have no electric for years…unless of course, the few states that have already protected themselves let us all come live there.

What good would the Apple Sex App be then?

AND…you wonder….Will the NSA be able to get your sexual activity records?

Does the wolf still howl at the unprotected full moon?EMP attack one

June 9, 2015 Posted by | absurd | , , | 2 Comments

   

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