Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: The Birds

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It’s so secret that I simply LOVE birds. I find them simple, beautiful, and very smart. I once read somewhere that some birds are as smart as dogs. Anybody who has watched a trained parrot due tricks has to admit, that’s they are far from stupid. They are GREAT parents. And come in all sizes and colors. animal nineanimal sixanimal ten

Having said that: Here’s some of God’s greatest wonders, in my Nobody’s Opinion. ! Enjoy!

(Thanks to Pattie)

Okay. It's not a bird. But it IS an adorable picture!

Okay. It’s not a bird. But it IS an adorable picture!

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June 27, 2015 Posted by | Nature, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Gets Email: The Good Bet

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My liberal friend J.R., who has never been married, loves to send me…off colored jokes. While I hesitate to post too many, I thought this one was funny…

Enjoy! (or not)

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An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office.Kitten yarly
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, ‘$165,000’.
The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, ‘What kind of bets?’
The elderly woman replied, ‘Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.’
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.       
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, ‘Would you like to take my bet?’
‘Certainly’, replied the president. ‘I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.’
‘Done’, the elderly woman answered. ‘But given the amount of money involved, if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 ‘ clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.’ ‘No problem’, said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o’clock the elderly woman arrived at the president’s office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president’s testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. ‘Of course’, said the president. ‘Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.’
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, ‘Oh, it’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o’clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of Ireland.’

 

June 27, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Lea’s First Aerobatic Flight

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This little four-year-old girl’s first aerobatics flight was such a joy to watch. What a great laugh.

Lucky Dad…. Lucky little girl. And smart. Dad will have her flying that plane in no time.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kim Komando)

June 27, 2015 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

   

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