Nobody’s Email: It DOES Matter Where You Live
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Here’s a great example of, It’s depends on where you live.(Thanks to J.R.)***************You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.***************
The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.******************By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered “mentally unstable.”******************In Michigan , he’d be called “The last white guy still living in Detroit. “***************In Arizona , he’d be called “an avid gun collector.”**************In Arkansas, he’d be called “a novice gun collector.”*****************In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared,” but they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.”*******************In Kansas, he’d be “A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.”*****************In Montana, he’d be called “The neighborhood ‘Go-To’ guy.”*************In Idaho, he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate.”******************In Georgia, he’d be called “an eligible bachelor.”**************************In North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Iowa, W.Va., Missouri, Illinois, Wisconsin, Tennessee, Michigan, Kentucky, Indiana, and New Mexico he would be called “a deer huntin’ buddy.”************************And in Texas ; he’d just be “Bubba, who’s a little short on ammo.”
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