Mark Levine: Glenn Beck Copycat
Nobody’s Perfect
Okay. Forgive me. I HAD to post this, because I couldn’t believe how much Mark Levine stole Glenn Beck’s whole TV setup right off. The books, the fireplace, the screen, the symbols of America all around him…and the BLACK glasses. All he needs to do now is get himself a replica of the Oval Office.
For god’s sake, don’t forget the black glasses. Rick Perry rushed out and got some right after he made that big blunder during the debates, to make himself look smart. Then Glenn Beck got them, and now Mark. In the 50’s if you wore black glasses you were either Jerry Lewis or a dork.
But now, it give them gravitas: Look into our eyes: WE ARE SMART—YOU…are not.
Right.
I remember when Mark kept calling up Shawn Hannity, and then, before you know it, he had his own radio program. Now, he sucked up to Glenn Beck and I’m sure Glenn has helped him get his own little TV YouTube setup…
They all think they are teaching us about the Constitution. It gives them something to do I suppose.
Whenever I see Mark now, I think of that scene in Jurassic Park and the Lawyer’s fate.
Anyway, using the founders to back Ted Cruz is something that many people fall for.
So, what do you think? Is that a ‘set’ or his actual home?
Do we care? Notice, he doesn’t bring in Ted Cruz until the VERY end.
Like dangling a cookies in front of you and then putting them back and given you broccoli.
Good luck there Mark. I would have thought you’d come up with something a big more original.
But then again…you have NEVER been known to be an original thinker, have you?
Nobody’s Perfect.
I’ve HAD it With Rush Limbaugh…
Nobody’s Flashes
I turned on Rush Limbaugh today…for my parakeets. They like to hear talk, it makes them sing more. Don’t ask me why…I turned on Rush Limbaugh, and then sure enough, the first sentences spilling out of his mouth was about how CLOSE Ted Cruz was to beating Trump according to all the polls. 
Now, I hate to make my little fellows suffer, but then again, why should I have to suffer listening to Rush using every single moment of his broadcast pushing Ted Cruz?
I turned him off. In fact, I think if all of the Trump fans in the country would do the same, things would not seem so gloomy, and maybe the advertising sponsors of these Ted Cruz promoters would get the hint: They might lose their audiences forever.
Rush…it’s OUR turn to decided what’s good for US. Not your decision.
WE need hope, and Ted Cruz brings Trump supporters no hope whatsoever. We need jobs, not another sniveling, manipulating, religious fraud backed by powerful bankers.
Besides…I’m pretty bored with Rush. He KNOWS that the normal person who is struggling out in America prefers Trump, and he acts like he understands why…but he is no different from the elites that he claims to know now are not very popular. He is forcing his stance on Ted Cruz down our throats…he just couldn’t take it any longer.
So Dear Rush:
Why don’t YOU shop at Wal-Mart–since you’ve been pushing the glory of China’s goods at Wal-Mart for years— and leave the rest of the country alone? We are certainly glad that President George W. Bush bought you to the White House to give you a birthday cake, and how honored you were at that moment, to have a sitting President validate your existence but frankly, to be blunt, you are one too many mornings and a thousand miles behind what the country is really wanting at this moment…and guess what?
It’s not you. 
And it’s not Ted Cruz.
Millions of Americans have been persuaded by you all these years, and followed your lead, and voted for your Rino’s, and it’s one of the reason that the country is in such a mess.
What good did all your rants about the Clinton’s do us, huh? It made you richer, the Clinton’s were never hurt by you, and your opinions didn’t do a thing for us.
My birds are going to start listening to music.
You know, you are never too old to learn…and I’m learning, that Rush Limbaugh, once again, stands forever with the rich elites that run our lives. He thinks HE knows what’s best for us.
He doesn’t.
And I can say that with BOTH hands tied behind my back, and just my cerebral cortex.
Nobody Reviews Batman VS Superman and Other Aliens
Nobody’s Opinion
Everybody have a nice Easter? Mine was all around pretty good. Went to see the Superman VS the Batman, who, by the way, looked like a giant cartoon character out of the Lego movie. His eyes now light up.
.I kept saying, “So WHAT? I’m lost. What…what’s going on? I don’t get it.” —throughout the movie.
Let’s just say the editor was a bit drunk. I said to my husband, “Maybe the good scenes were left on the cutting room floor.” And he said, “Maybe those WERE the good scenes.”
What was my family’s comments afterward?
My husband’s was, “Did you notice how Wonder Woman’s boobs got bigger when she put on her uniform?” And the three women in the family argued about whether Ben Affleck’s body could EVER morph into the big muscles that he displayed without his Superman costume on.
My sister-in-law said, “Oh yes…that was him. They build up his body for the movie.”
And I said, “No way. That was photo shopped. Have you SEEN that body in the tabloids? He’s about as flabby as the rest of us. He drinks too much beer. No way.”
Which shows you how much the movie impressed us. Then my sister-in-law claimed that Superman and his Lois Lane had a child, and where was it? And so the arguments went into everybody trying to remember what Superman movie did THAT happen, and nobody could remember…so if nothing else the movie confused us on the historical RECORD of Superman events. I kept saying I remember them making him gay in the Comics…but nobody else remembered that.
I will say this: Ben Affleck does NOT become Bruce Wayne. He becomes, Ben Affleck in a 60 ton suit. He has the emotional range of a cucumber.
After the movie tonight I learned that I’ll have to deal with the death of Darryl in the Walking Dead. Yes, you go to the movies to ESCAPE politics, and the gloom and doom of news…and do they let you?
NO!
And speaking of the walking dead…Hillary Clinton, once again is bringing up the subject of aliens:
“It may be the only way to unite this increasingly divided world of ours … think about all the differences among people of Earth would seem small if we feel threatened by a space invader,” Clinton said.
“That’s the whole theory of ‘Independence Day. Everybody gets together and makes nice.”
WHAT? Oh sure….Isis and Al Quada will stop blowing up Christians. We’d all be down here pointing at the middle east to the aliens and going…take care of them will ya? Just zap them with something. Come on, you know they are cockroaches of the universe…go ahead.
And speaking of aliens..
What American President says this when speaking to Argentina’s youth…?
“ I think for your generation, you should be practical and just choose from what works. You don’t have to worry about whether it really fits into socialist theory or capitalist theory. You should just decide what works,” he added.
Yep. Take your pick: Capitalism or socialism? ….Socialism has never worked anywhere on the planet, but your President thinks it does.
Are you worried yet?
After that comment it’s clear what’s going on. What the world elite REALLY want is Hillary to be President, and Bernie Sanders to be her Vice President….then you have the best of both worlds: Crony fascistic capitalist, and a socialist communist!
What could go wrong?
Whatever. Hillary lost the last three states to Bernie who slaughtered her in Alaska, Hawaii, and Wisconsin, where the white privilege live.
But Hillary has the black vote so Bernie is going after…the Indians!
Sanders now appealing to Native Americans. He says Native Americans were treated “absolutely disgracefully” before “we became a country.” He says “they were lied to” and “treaties that were negotiated in good faith were broken.” He says we owe the “Native American people more than we can repay them.” He says he trailed Clinton by 60 points when the campaign started and now a national poll has him leading by a point.
I think we need a couple of sex scandals with Hillary or Bernie.
Wait. Who would have sex with either one of them?
For that matter, who would have sex with Ted Cruz?
I can think of one person: Glenn Beck. Glenn would get down on his knees for the man..
And he has.
Enough? Yes, let’s put our colored Easter Eggs all in one basket of crazy…because the men in power have all lost their frigging minds, along with some deranged parents in Connecticut at an Easter Egg hunt…and the Pope has lost his communist mind
Batman…is back.
