Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: Hillary’s Ceiling Fan

Nobody Gets Email

A joke…sort of: (Thanks to Kris)

 

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,Angry Hillary

“What are those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks, Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man.

“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where is Hillary’s clock?”

“Her clock is in Jesus office. He is using as a ceiling fan. “

 

too stupid

August 20, 2016 - Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | ,

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