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Here’s two great jokes I JUST got…hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
(Thanks to Madmemere)
When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy The Nation I helped conceive?” Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.” James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!” Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.” The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader. As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.” The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?
The British doctor says, we took a dead man’s balls and transplanted them to a living man and now he is looking for work. The German doctor says: In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.” The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.” The American doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Seven years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!”
This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in England.
And this: just about one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen….
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