Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Airline Passenger VS Shawn Spicer

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two men who were so absurd, they got the beginning WWIII off the news. Everybody on the planet was talking about the doctor who got on the United Airlines flight, then got off, then snuck back on, and THEN…he had to be dragged off screaming.

He is now in the hospital with his lawyer, who asked, “So, where was your can of Pepsi?”

Everyone under the sun has an opinion on the matter, but really, the guy acted like a snowflake. Clearly, he has watched too many Chinese Lives Matter programs. The lady in the movie is even more of an idiot.

The good news is now, we ALL know that you can get kicked off any flight at anytime for no reason whatsoever. So what’s new? One time, my husband and I made reservations at a Dierdorfs and Hart Restaurant to celebrate our wedding anniversary, and she seated us at a really romantic table and right in the middle of our salads, the waitress asked us to move because a “regular” client wanted our table.

It wasn’t a ‘request.’ They grabbed all our stuff and we had to follow, and yes, they moved us to a less than romantic table. We  finished dinner, and never went back.

That restaurant is no longer in business.

And then there’s Shawn Spicer’s grand moment of momentous “Brain FART!” I don’t know what he was smoking before he came out to handle the press, but to say that even HITLER didn’t use chemical weapons made you wonder what in the world you call the gas ovens?

Gas weapons?

Seriously Shawn. And then he goes on to say that at least Hitler didn’t gas his own people, trying to make Assad to be worse than Hitler.

It is painful to watch: First one foot. Then the other foot. Clearly Shawn needs some sleep.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the doctor who didn’t want to get off the plane and threw an adult temper tantrum?

Or is it President Trump’s Press Secretary, who either didn’t pay any attention in history class, or John McCain is writing his notes.

And the Award goes to…………….(drum roll)

HILLARY CLINTON! For getting so desperate for attention she is modeling high heel pumps because they were named after her.

Wait…there’s that Pepsi commercial….this IS getting complicated.

April 11, 2017 - Posted by | Hitler, humor, Uncategorized | ,

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